WHERE THE FUCK MY AUSBRO's AT??
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE CUNT
ITS A MOTHER FUCKING KOALA
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE MOST FUCK OFF TRUE BLUE POKEMON WAS ANNOUNCED
GET IN HERE AUSFAGS LETS CRACK A FUCKEN STUBBY AND CELEBRATE TO THIS LITTLE MAD CUNT
>>26689015
That's pretty cute!
>>26689015
love its ability
Not bad. I want to see its evolution.
>>26689063
Hopefully it gets the stats or movepool to back it up.
HOW DOES HE PLAY THE DRUM IF HE'S ASLEEP
i dont like australia
>>26689015
Making it hold a stump was definitely a good decision. Goes perfectly
>>26689111
WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER CUNTfunny trips though
>>26689105
If it gains the grass type and is a physical attacker it would be a great counter to scald
but yes, we will see
>>26689015
I like that the insides of its ears are also earplugs
>Ability: Always Ssleep
>Prevented from other statuses
so this means he's automatically in sleep status?
I want that log to turn into a club or a hammer or some shit.
>>26689122
the stump is probably also its pillow
This dopey little faggot instantly has a place on my team for sure.
>>26689170
Would make for a good neck rest pillow in plush form
>>26689015
Someone edit that cutie into this image please.
>>26689015
If this is fake I'm gonna be so fucking sad. I love him.
Kiwibro here, in a comfortable non-poisonous non-abbo riddled 4 degrees C.
>>26689015
It's my duty to like this as an Australian, right?
>finally a koala pokemon
Now we only need a platypus, a dolphin pokemon and roman reigns as THE champion and Alola will be perfect
Daily reminder this is GF giving Bart vs Australia complete validity.
reminder that you will NEVER EVER get a region
>>26689284
If we get at least one more new Aussie Pokemon, SM officially confirmed best Pokemon games of all time.
What do we know about this guy? Type? Ability? Name?
My mate BLINKY BILL !
>>26689379
Normal, immune to all status but sleep, name is jappynee
>>26689379
Nekkoala, Normal-type, new ability Definite Sleep: Can't be affected by statuses besides Sleep.
>>26689379
>Nekkoala, the Half Awake Pokémon which is Normal-type with the ability Definite Sleep which prevents it being afflicted with a status other than sleep
>>26689379
All three, friend. They're on Serebii.
Incidentally, my daughter will be thrilled when she wakes up. She's five and loves Pokémon, and her favorite real life animal is a koala.
>>26689403
>>26689391
>>26689389
So does this mean it gets Switcheroo so it can fuck things up with a Flame Orb?
>>26689411
that's so fuckin cute man, i hope i can have kids relatively soon
He sits on your toxic spikes and laughs.
>>26689403
inb4 super high attack and rest talks you to oblivion
>>26689426
Probably. Yeah.
>>26689105
i hope i'm plain wrong, but i think this koala is going to be this gen's first rote uu mamaml with a shallow movepool (like rattatta, sentret, patrat, etc). those are always revealed first on the leaks. but then again, i hope i'm wrong
>>26689159
more like drowsy, i guess.
maybe it makes a move, sleeps, wakes up, makes another move, gets drowsy by the end of the turn and then the whole thing just rolls like that
>>26689544
From what it literally says: "Pokemon can only be affected by the Sleep status".
IE: it's going to play normally but probably will always get fucked by sleep sport/yawn/whatever moves put you to sleep.
Sounds like a good switch in for shit that likes to burn or para you.
>>26689426
>flame orb
>toxic orb
>maybe a new paralysis orb
think maybe we get a new status effect this gen? something like a poison that effects pp?
>>26689635
i hope so, man. my brains is burning with the possibilities. that fucking eucalyptus eater seems just too fucking good to be true
>>26689608
I wouldn't mind this... the drum thing.
>>26689608
Nah anon, it's obviously a Log pillow
>>26689154
didnt even notice that, neat
>>26689411
What does she smell like
It's fake you dumb niggers
>>26689865
serebii.net
>>26689684
>>26689608
>>26689709
Are you prepared for his signature move: Log Jammer?
>>26689953
I fucked the hand up
>>26689904
>>26689969
yeah, it's not like serebii has never tweeted obvious fakes before
>>26689015
I'll be pretty pissed off if his English name isn't Koalog
>>26689106
The Drum wakes him up
>>26690023
These ones are real though
Oh yeah nah yeah nah nah nah nah mate mate mate.
What a fucken sick cunt eh
>>26690023
Hurrdurr, not like someone went through the trouble of making 8 fake corocoro pages in the usual style with perfect Japanese.
>>26689015
>Australian pokemon
>Not Australian region
delet this
get rid of this
Sun and Moon dropped
>>26689411
That's always awesome when a mon matches your kids in some way. Both of mine just happen to resemble gen 6 Pokémon.
>>26689387
I hope they let you call it Nutsy if it's a girl.
>>26689284
>not shane warne
Holy shit! I just got it!!
>sleeping Pokemon with log
>'sawing logs' is a phrase for sleeping
My mind. It is blown.
>>26689435
Makes sense poison wouldn't affect it. They eat extremely toxic plants to begin with.
>>26689015
Do we know its type?
>>26690084
We had a panda in pokefrance.
>>26690000
It's perfect. Also, witnessed.
>>26690202
Normal
>>26690228
Fuck.
>>26690000
nice
>>26690000
Checked
>>26689063
What does it do?
>>26690733
immune to all statuses except Sleep. We don't know if this affects confusion or infatuation or if it's only for major statuses.
aus here, have you ever been chased by a koala during mating season. they scream like bears chewing gravel and chase you. its not that cute.
>>26690905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2cJAXyOKfU
that's incredible
When does the showing at E3 happen? Is it first or the closer?
>>26690929
now imagine that, pitch dark middle of the night and chasing you. keep in mind thats not an angry koala in that video
HOOLY DOOLY I have been waiting for koala Pokemon for a while
>>26689251
Enjoy your degenerate Maori thugs. At least our shitskins know their place.
>>26691948
AND HOW DO YOU DO
