I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen koala fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a koala. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
Literally my moms koala D:<
>>26688222
Keeping it simple is better than whatever you have in mind. I don't even like the fact that it's holding that log thing
ok bye
>>26688222
See you in November!
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen bird fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a bird. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
>>26688222
(You)
>>26688222
I know, right? They totally should've added spikes, stripes and horns all over, and the log should be burning or screaming.
Theres not motif. It looks like they added a koala just to shut up the fans that keep asking for one. No effort whatsoever
You should definitely stop OP. You should also release all of your pokemon.
>Gen 4-5
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS DIGIMON! UNINSPIRED! OUT OF IDEAS! BULLSHIT!
>Gen 6-7
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BORING AS FUCK! UNINSPIRED! BULLSHIT! LITERALLY JUST THE FUCKING ANIMAL!
Make up your goddamn minds!
I really like it. Classic mon. A little softer style but better than shit gen 5
>>26688451
>>>/reddit/
>>26688468
>gen 5 meme
Aww, a summerfag trying to fit in. How cute.
>>26688451
>LITERALLY JUST THE FUCKING ANIMAL!
That meme started with Herdier from Gen 5 though and nobody said it about any Gen 6 pokemon because we barely got any
>>26688380
I chuckled.
>>26688222
It's only going to get worse from here, OP. I suggest you kill yourself before it's too late.
>>26688494
>gen 6 people complained there's too little pokemon
>by some miracle if we get a fuckton of new Pokemon this gen people will complain how there's too many
okay, that means there'll be one less retard playing the games. nobody gives a fuck if you quit faggot.
>>26688222
Why don't you stop at life as well. Just kill yourself.
>>26688222
Show us the koala Fakemon then, crybaby.
SHOW US.
>>26688494
People have said that since Gen 1. Ratatta and Pidgey, anyone?
you must hate gen 1
>>26688222
>all the other koala threads get deleted save for the one bitching about it
Mmm
>>26688222
>mfw koala is the Log Lady from Twin Peaks
>>26688557
>People have said that since Gen 1.
It wasn't a meme until gen 5 though.
>>26688222
>I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen worm fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a worm. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
>>26688692
Isn't that supposed to be a caterpillar?
It even has half the word in the name.
>>26688588
fuck
>>26688222
Is this better
>>26688222
>I think i'll skip this gen.
No one will miss you OP.
you'll be real sore when it transforms into a huge fuck off bear carrying a tree like a baseball bat
>>26688826
Nah brah, it takes that log and turns it into a surfboard, Grass/Water maybe? It could even keep the "sleepy/lazy" thing going on and be a mellow surfing pokemon.
>>26688756
I actually like the stripes on the leg
>>26688988
Or uses the log as a drum, still kinda works with the surfer idea.
>>26689136
>log bongos
we Donkey Kong now
>>26688756
no, looks like a tranny that got lost on the forest
>>26689355
>Koolala, the chilled out pokemon
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen owl fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just an owl. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this
>>26688222
Looks cute. Probably going to be this gen's Rattata, right?
>>26688380
That's from gen 1 you retard
>>26689622
Is it even possible to be this literally retarded? 'Til this moment, I would've said no. You've proved me wrong, anon.
TL;DR:
FUCKING WOOSH.
>>26688440
Hopefully they do this to the dolphin everyone keeps bitching for too.
>Single stage
>pure Water
>>26688380
Someone should force this, like that one "literally my mom's pet ___" meme back when the gen 5 mons were first leaked.
>>26688756
i actually like the idea of the dots over the eyelids making it appear as if it isnt sleeping
thatd probably end up too creepy in execution though
>>26688988
turns into a buff old man with a beard and cane. trust me.
>>26688447
Three off, better luck next time N.
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen candle fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a candle. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
>>26689879
Dude you cant say that word here. Whats wrong with you?
Post more Koala Fakemon
I think Im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen eel fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just an eel. Nothing special! I think I'll skip this gen.
>simple design
>"it's just my mom's X"
>complex design
>"it's an overdesigned digimon!"
>>26689911
Would have preferred something like this
I think Im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen cactus fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a cactus. Nothing special! I think I'll skip this gen.
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen myself more creative than this. Its literally ME. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
>>26689622
his point exactly
>>26689943
Or this
>>26689943
Eww, tf is that? Looks literally worse than Braixen
>>26689950
But that's me favorite Pokemon! It reminds me of money. Augaugaugaug.
>>26689956
well memed, ashamed i didn't think of it myself
>>26689965
>>26689943
Those are bad and you should feel bad
Boring generic simple pokemon are fine, but not if there's only 70 of them. If they are just drawing real life animals and sticking them in the game, they can be the early game route filler, and there better be 120+pokemon to encounter later
I think Im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen pokeball fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a pokeball. Nothing special! I think I'll skip this gen.
>>26689965
Or even this to be completely and totally honest
>>26689620
Noctowl sucks and ditches the clock theme for reasons I still don't get.
>>26689943
that looks terrible from start yo finish
>>26688486
Listen you triggered faggot I found everything about gen 5 to be amazing exceot the designs, especially almost all the legendaries, shit like the starters, the ice cream, garbador, Keldeo, the musketeers, Meloetta, conkeldurr evo, sawk etc. are flat out ugly, and are generally disliked/ less liked by the pokemon community, and the bad designs dont outweight the new ones but other than the bad ones theres alot of unmemorable pokemon (behymeen, the ugly magikarp replacement etc), and a few stellar designs (haxorus,volcarona, Galvantula etc). This drop in quality of the pokemon designs is also shown by the fact that BW was a drop off point for many long fans of the series, being a soft reboot was a mistake
>INB4 genwunner
I love all gens, but please dont get triggered again
>>26690051
Congrats kid.
>liking 5th gen
>>26688222
Good, fuck off.
And never come back bitch
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen staraptor fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a staraptor. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
Edit : thanks for gold
>>26689995
Every goddamned generation has somple Pokemon and overdesigned Pokemon, why are you people this goddamned retarded?
>>26690107
you did this wrong.
No one will miss you OP.
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen bear fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a bear. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
>>26688222
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen penis fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a penis. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
>>26690339
Literally my mom's penis.
>>26688222
ok anon see you next leaks when you stop playing pokemon again
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen fish fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a fish. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
I think im going to stop playing pokemon now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen frog fakemon more creative than this. Its literally just a frog. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this gen.
>>26690353
can i meet your mom?
>>26688222
>Trips
>Wastes them on being a huge faggot
Where has /vp/ touched you? Show me on the doll.
>>26688557
>He doesn't know the "my mom's dog" meme
It's evolution is going to involve it sawing logs
Quote me on this
>>26689683
>>26689959
The guy's reply was bait. Anon said "That's from gen 1 you retard" just to get you guys all worked up saying stupid shit like "Woosh". Try not to be so dense and trigger happy
>>26690561
>sawing logs
Ok, that'd actually be kind of clever
>>26690561
God damn it anon, it suddenly makes a ton of sense. Fuck you, now I won't be able to unthink this.
>>26689621
That's not a rucking rodent.
Biggest problem with it is actually that it's not just a Koala
It still suffers from new gen design choices. The weird cheek things and the neck fluff he has.
Yeah you should. Fuck off already.
I thought people preferred it when Pokemon were based on the actual fucking animals so they could pretend zoology and shit for them
>>26688222
>Its literally just a koala
This has to be bait, I mean the design is great and simple. I like the idea that he's holding a swiss cake roll as a pillow, it just makes him even more cute.
>>26688451
Why are you assuming it's the same group of people taking two sides, you goddamn imbecile? Can't you argue on the internet without making everyone part of some zombie hivemind of hypocrites?
>>26688222
Sue, it's just a cartoon Koala (which may or may not evolve into something actually interesting), but at least it seems to be using its log in a unique way in a fight. Shame in-game animations won't be reflecting that.
>>26692683
Fuck off, you have to be one of them
>>26692691
Come back in 4 years when you turn 18
>>26688222
What is skipping gen 7 going to do? It's not like it will just disappear next generation.
>>26688451
There is a fine balance between the two that neither of your examples achieve.
>>26689943
A bear with big snout. Bad example.
>>26692598
Neither are Sentret and Zigzagoon.
>>26692745
Sentret and zigzagoons have themes.
Not this koala
>>26692987
>Look mom I just made my very first 4chan post.
RRREEEEEEEEE IT'S LITERALLY A DOG
It evolves into a drop bear.
>>26688222
It looks like another normal type. I don't like normal types, they are boring.
>>26688222
At least his head to body ratio is better than Pancham's
>>26688756
>koala with aboriginal markings
actually, yes
>>26688222
let's remember how you got into pokemon in the first place.
Ratata is literally just a rat?
Pidgey is literally just a sparrow?
Ekans is literally just a snake?
Zubat is literally just a bat?
Voltorb is literally just a ball?
Please, you're expecting too much from a childrens game. This koala has way more design to it than the original 150 that you absolutely adored, it even bests charmander which is just a lizard with a fucking fire on its tail. Like... How hard was that? So idk what else to tell you, it's a basic normal fillermon which have ALWAYS been the most boring type next to flying. Which is probably because they get shoehorned into being actual animals instead of new species or entities of an element.
Take Geodude for example, it's literally just a boulder with eyes. Though, that's more interesting than ratata because it's an elemental entity rather than just something we have irl. Though, we do have boulders, I just mean we don't have living, sentient boulders. We do have living lizards, birds, etc.
I'm not really a fan of pokemon holding objects, but I just sort of pretend that it's just natural for them to find whatever it is they want and cling to it for dear life.
>>26690286
Teddiursa will fuck your shit up
>>26688222
Do leave, please, no one in this fandom is going to miss you.
>>26690628
Yeah, because no one on /vp/ is that retarded. We're the most intellectual board on all of 4chan!
>>26693111
pidgey is a pigeon. Spearow is the sparrow.
>>26688398
>>26693304
Now this is a pokemon I can get behind
>>26693062
hope they do that with the evolution now
>>26688486
>Aww, a summerfag trying to fit in. How cute.
Cringy post desu
>>26690628
>I was pretending to be retarded!
Yip
>>26688222
>>26694487
>>26688222
I dont like the fur on its cheeks. Somehow It makes It look old
>>26693295
Have you ever seen a pigeon?
Ahead anyone picked up on the fact the log looks like a tribal drum? Belly drum user?
*has anyone
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have
>>26688222
I haven't read the thread but it appears to be themed around the fact that Koalas sleep a ton,what with the body pillow looking log and all. I'm guessing it becomes fighting type based on that illustration of it spin kicking. maybe like some sort of old sensei type thing
>>26693295
Pidgey is a sparrow
Spearow is a red shouldered hawk, and a play on sparrow hawks
>>26688222
>uugh I can't believe they put that piece of shit koala in there when they could've used this.
Fuck off, OP. Did you even see it's ability? That thing is going to be amazing.
>>26688222
>being this butthurt
bye
>>26688692
>caterpie
>worm
>>26694505
this is taking longer than expected
Was this overnight? What leaked, Corocoro?
Anyway it's bland but it's no better or worse than pancham which is literally just a cartoon baby panda with a leaf, but who cares? It's not worth dropping the game over, besides, it could still evolve into something awesome
>>26695313
>only one left to do.
>>26692987
>sleep isn't a theme
>>26688222
I think im going to stop browsing /vp/ now. I mean seriously. This is the best they can come up with? Ive seen OPs more creative than this. Its literally just a faggot. Nothing special! I think i'll skip this board
>>26694505
> Literally my sister's deviantArt Fakemon
>simple pokemon design comes out
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS LITERALLY JUST AN X MODERN POKEMON ARE SO SHIT
>complex pokemon design comes out
>WHAT THE FUCK OVERDESIGNED BULLSHIT MODERN POKEMON ARE SO SHIT
>>26688222
literally just my mom's blue koala with orange under the ears that has its eyes closed all the time and sleeps on a piece of log that looks like a pillow.
>>26689943
>>26689965
>>26690011
at least nekkoala isn't green, like 90% of koala fakemon.
>>26688222
the pokemon on S/M are too simple
I'm a genwonner now.
>>26695354
Done. I can't stand these fucking threads.
>>26695539
>I mean seriously.
>>26689916
>eel
It's a lamprey, genius
>>26688588
