is garchomp the chad thundercock of pokemon?
>>26685799
No, Machad is
>When it folds up its body and extends its wings, it looks like a jet plane. It flies at sonic speed.
>It flies at speeds equal to a jet fighter plane. It never allows its prey to escape.
The Maverick of Pokemon.
>>26685799
Remo is the Chad of pokemon
Garchomp is the badass sports car Chad drives
GARCHOMP eats BERRIES while you hit the GYM HARD
>>26685863
Garchomp seems more a type to be an overzealous athlete than the rebellious type. He'd take his sport real seriously and probably be the captain/ace player.
>>26685838
Machamp is the definitely chad. He lifts in his spare time and fucks with every scrawny nerd he sees. Xaptain of the football team and acts like the dude who shows up at 0:20 here https://youtu.be/eEUKA8VHyZ0
We need to put more pokemon into highschool niches. Who would be the Greaser/Autofag.
machamp can't be chad since he's only 5' 3" while garchomp is 6' 3"
it's all about HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME
>>26685885
>Remo
Why did they give him a stupid ass name in the dub? His Jap name was Louis. Fucking Louis. It's already a western name.
>>26686015
He's Chad in only personality. He overcompensates because he's secretly gay.
>>26685799
No.
>>26685974
Greaser clique is Toxicroak, Klingklang, Pawniard, and Jolteon. Jolteon is the slutty girl that sucked all their dicks and knows jack shit about cars. She also posed nude on all of their cars hoods at least once.
>>26686060
>Jolteon sucking Klingkang's dick
Imagining this is a delight
>Chatot is band conductor
>Roserade is President of the Drama club
>Electivire and Magmartor are those two weird guys who always hang out with each other and are constantly giving creepy vibes
>Lopunnt leads Cheerleading
>Gardevoir is everyone's down to earth perfect dream girl but a crazy bitch in a relationship
>>26686060
>no Pangoro
>no Semisage
>no Krookodile
>no Skuntank
Shit, you missed all of the punk themed Pokemon.
>>26686817
I'll give you Simisage and Krookodile for being possible greasers. However Skuntank and Pangoro would be straight up delinguents. Pangoro would have a heart of gold and Skuntank would be his lackey. Maybe add Crobat and Weezing if you want to go full Team Skull. The trio would be assholes but Pangoro would be pretty cool.
>>26686015
>Manletchamp
>>26686042
delete this
>>26687191
You know it to be true anon.
>>26687230
no, you WANT it to be true
>>26687333
Machamp is the average /fit/izen and they are notoriusly hungry for cock. It just fits.
>>26686042
>>26687230
>>26687370Whose cock is he craving?
>>26687370
Are you sure you aren't just projecting, m8?
>>26686042
>overcompensates
Even down there?
>>26687370
Okay, buddy
