Hoopa has appeared!
Hoopa will grant you ONE (1) of the following, but only one. Choose wisely /vp/! (Ditto is extinct)
>A Pokemon
>A pokeboy
>A pokegirl
Define pokeboy and pokegirl.
Arceus, isn't that always the answer? Unleash the power of God and remake the world in your image, including infinite Pokemon. Who's gonna stop me?
>>26682496
What to choose, what to choose.
I know! I'll choose
THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!
>>26682513
It said "summon", that doesn't mean you control it.
>>26682513
Arceus is weak to fighting m8
It would get rekt
>>26682496
I wish for Jirachi to grant my wish.
Can I choose Kirby instead?
>>26682524
Where does it say "summon"?
>>26682524
It said "grant". No other stipulations. The default assumption would be that Pokémon would listen to your instructions, and be capable of doing everything they are capable of doing. And Arceus can shape the world. I don't even want to be a Poked ex fag about this
I choose Hoopa!
>>26682532
This.
>>26682496
>Ditto is extinct
Fine, I choose a Smeargle with Transform.
How exactly is Hoopa giving you control over something if it's power is merely to create portals?
>>26682496
I want... a dog.
>>26682584
I assume it's ashnime Hoopa.
It could mind control its summons for some bullshit reason.
>>26682496
Hoopa
>>26682496
Get that piece of shit away from Hoopa.
>>26682496
a pokemon
from the way your post is worded it sounds like the pokemon i get might be random, but if it isn't i pick whatever the strongest legend i can get is.
>>26682557
Was Kirby the very first openly gay video game hero?
I can't think of any before him
>>26682735
Pac-Man
>>26682552
SOURCE
I'd wish to deposit the content of my pokeballs in the PC between the legs of OP's mom, if you know what I mean.
Victini
>>26682735
how is kirby gay?
This is what I want.
>>26682496
>Ditto is extinct
Mew
>>26685472
Mew can't reproduce.
>>26685490
I don't think I get your point.
>>26685472
Why? You can't teach it Crabhammer.
>>26685490
He chose Mew because it can still transform into anything he wants it to be.
>>26685511
Ah. I thought he wanted Ditto to make more Pokemon.
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>>26685433
Still not an argument.I do get the joke, and should've expected it.
Pokemon, unless I can get Byron.. hnng
>>26685527
That doesn't make sense though, I think Ditto wasn't an option because of Transform. You can't make more Pokémon with a Ditto if the only Pokémon in the world is said Ditto, so it can't reproduce either.
>>26685573
Yeah, butI thought he would try to use the other Pokemon from the thread if we agreed. Regardless, I was wrong, so I'll take my Roxie and shut the hell up.
