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>The year was 2003
>I received Pokémon Sapphire and a GBA for my 6th birthday
>I started to play the game to death
>Why is the Professor called Professor Birch when he should be called Professor Bitch?
>Why does the male character have white hair at 10 years old?
>Oh whatever
>I chose Mudkip because I liek Mukipz
>I then caught Ralts and evolved into Gardevoir
>Gardevoir was so sexy she game me a boner and made me cum at the age of 6
>Some dorky teenager comes by and asks me what I'm playing
>Me: I'm playing Pokémon Sapphire
>Teen: Dammit! The new Pokémon suck, play Red, Blue, and Yellow, the original 151 are da best!
>Me: Why do new Pokémon suck?
>Teen: Because they are unoriginal, stupid, ugly, look like Digimon, and they are running out of ideas!
>Me: There were some unoriginal Pokémon back then too like Jynx, Muk, Magnemite, and Voltorb
>Teen: At least they looked simple, I grew up with them, and they look like Pokémon!
>Me: What determines what a Pokémon looks like?
>Teen: They need to look like the original 151!
>Me: They improved the games with better graphics, sound, EVs/IVs, Running Shoes, natures, abilities, and more content like the Battle Tower
>Teen: They don't need all those gimmicks! Red, Blue, and Yellow were perfect as they were!
>Teen: Also they got rid of Misty in the show, no Pokémon will beat Charizard, Mewtwo is a better legendary than that dorky red lizard and derpy blue whale on Ruby and Sapphire! And my childhood was better than yours!
>Me: Nostalgia goggles much?
>Teen: IT'S NOT NOSTALGIA! IT'S A FACT!
>Genwunner goes on a rage and goes on a shooting spree in my elementary school
>He kills a lot of kids
>The FBI takes the genwunner and crucifies him
>Then I said,"Genwunners will never learn."
>I continue to play Sapphire to death