Press a button, /vp/.
blue
Green.
Fuck all you fags wanting pokeshit
Green button. I'll use the money to fund my own indie pokemon knockoff.
>>26669908
>>26669909
>not already making 100k after taxes
i hate poorfags , always expecting to get shit for free.i guess blue
>>26669886
Only 100.000?
Poke waifu then.
Green. Somebody will press the blue or yellow button eventually.
>>26669886
blue
>>26669886
green button who t/f cares about pokemon anyway its a shit game.
>all these greenfags
fucking kikes
>>26669886
None.
>I don't have time to play videogames that much nowadays
>I have a wife
>I would hate to go out and run like an idiot beating the shit out of little animals for amusement
>I have a decent 80k/yr job with benefits and no children, so I don't really need the money.
Your buttons are shit, anon.
Green
Red is useless, cause yellow involves its functionality
>>26669928
Knowing these threads, they're probably all a monkey's paw.
The pokemon games will only be 10/10 in the eyes if a brand loyalist and you will only enjoy them because it's not like there are any other games similar enough to pokemon, so there's nothing to compare it to.
Red.
>>26669961
Yellow button doesn't make pokemon characters real, just pokemon.
Pokecenters wouldn't be run by cute Nurse Joy they'd just be run the average chick you see working at a gas station.
>>26669958
You wouldn't want the extra money?
I love replaying the best Pokémon games, and I usually enjoy new releases despite their faults, so ehh, Blue is shit. Green is shit. I know from experience that money cant give you happiness, as cliche as it sounds. And I'm too weak and pathetic to make the most of life, even if Pokémon were real.
So I choose Red. Give me my waifu and I can live a quiet happy life.
I'm so fucking lonely. Suicide is soon to be the last option. Send help.
Blue.
Red is pointless, I'd want to wait until I finished getting degrees and a permanent career until I pressed Yellow, and Green isn't enough to compensate for the joy of my favorite series being perfect forever.
If green was $1M or $1B that could be a different story.
red
Yellow. I'd be the Champion.If only you guys knew who I was, your head would explode.
>>26670021
Are you the king of /vp/?
>>26670021
Tell me anon, i'll keep it secret
>>26670021
>acting as if someone famous wastes their time on 4chan
kek
>>26669995
I'll be your friend, Anon.I'm really lonely too. ;_;
>>26669958
>not wanting free money
>>26670021
TELL US
>>26670062
>>26669886
Yellow button is a fucking farce.
Ash and co. were fucking NEET as shit. Brock studied and got a job after the fact and he was a Gym Leader.
>>26669886
Who wouldn't hit yellow? Who cares if you're a shitty trainer, you still get all the other benefits of living in a pokemon world, down the magically functioning economic system.
Though I wouldn't say no to being a gym leader...
>>26670021
>If only you guys knew who I was, your head would explode.
Youngster Joey playing pretend?
>>26669989
Who said his waifu wasn't a pokemon?
>>26670021
We know you're Taylor Swift. Everyone knows.
Blue
>>26670154
T-thanks, Anon.
>>26669886
Green. Everyone pressing any other button is a retard.
Yellow
Let's fuck up reality
In all seriousness though it would have to depend on the exact specifics, if everything as happy-go-lucky as it is in the games where no one dies from Pokemon attacks and there isn't any real threat of someone taking over the world or destroying it through the use of Pokemon, then sure
If that isn't the case and there are thousands of people dying every day from Pokemon attacks or anything like that, then I'd go green.
Red button
>>26669886
>Red is useless because of yellow
>Implying will ever get her even if pokemon shit was real
lel.
>>26670231
LOL, thos steering wheels are on the wrong side dumbass xD!!
>>26670021
Yeah right, of cooourse you'd be the Champion. Because someone who leads a meaningful life would end up here.inb4 Ronda Rousey
Ahhh yisss red button. I press it and i take valerie-chan.
Or hmm yellow button and i will try to get my own cute hoard of liligants. they will hug me, dance for me and love me
>>26669886
Blue is for autists, just stop playing the games and find another hobby.
As much as I want red, it would require to keep her existance a secret meaning she'd had to be prisoner to our home, and that sounds miserable.
Yellow is for escapists, suicidalfags etc.
Green is the best option desu.
>>26670267
>it would require to keep her existance a secret meaning she'd had to be prisoner to our home, and that sounds miserable.
Haha what the fuck?
>>26670288
Just another furfag.
Green. Why make Pokemon real? People fuck over animals enough. The shit they'd do to certain Pokemon is not worth having a pet arcanine or whatever.
And 10/10 is subjective. Not everyone will be happy. I'd rather the majority like it rather than just catering to me
lets see
i am not an autist who complains about stuff on children's games so the games are already 10/10 for me
i don't fantasize with fictional cartoon characters
pokemon becoming real would destroy this fucking world, not to mention al lthe degenerates pokephiles running around
soo, green button all the fucking way
>>26670288
Are you retarded?
>>26670021
YouTuber pls go
Red button.
Red. Loyal woman is hard to find otherwise.
Also
>implying NEETlords aren't above wagecucks
NEETs would be Gym Leaders. Wagecucks would be the route 2 ratatta cucks working 9-5
>>26670021
Sup Ronda, we know you're a Pokemon fan so I'm not surprised that you lurk /vp/.
>>26669886
Red button obviously so I can spend the rest of my life with the perfect waifu.
>>26670371
>NEETs would be Gym Leaders.
No because gym leader is a job
NEETs would be the NPCs who don't battle.
>>26670371
>implying NEETs wouldn't be the people that sit in their homes and give out TMs to actual trainers
>>26670456
>give
No they would be convincing cute girls to do "cute" things for them in exchange.
>>26670055
Taylor swift?
>>26669886
Yellow.
>>26669928
Nigga even if you already make $300000 a year after takes, an extra $100000 is still useful and good to have.
>>26670224
I can I be friends too?
>>26670482
why would I need an extra 100k if i have 400k in the bank? Already have a house and life,no need for more money. Again i aint poor or lazy and do my own shit
>>26670508
>why would I ever want a 25% increase in income?
This is how I know you don't actually have this money at all, and you're just fantasizing about having "more than enough". Even people like Elon Musk try to increase their income constantly.
>>26670288
OP never mentioned that people would act as if seeing a 2d character walking out on the real world would be a normal everyday thing. He also never mentioned that the character would adapt to whatever form it would take in the real world.
>>26670371
>NEET
the guy who had the loppunite in oras was a NEET
I HAVE TWO HANDS
GREEN AND YELLOW MOTHER FUCKER
>>26669886
>Blue button
But I already love Pokémon games enough to consider them masterpieces.
>Red button
People wouldn't receive well me becoming gay for a legendary and neither I'd like that, I'm toxic on relationships.
>Yellow button
I'd kill myself.
>Green button
I'd use the money to travel and buy games, which is the same thing I do right now (I own a house and two cars)
Of course I'm pressing blue.
>>26670564
>make money worthless and also give yourself money
You fucked up.
>>26670055
donald trump did refer to /pol/ anons as "his internet people" once
>>26669886
I choose blue, because it's the most feasible.
I would choose Green button but the money was probably stolen, so better no.
>>26670577
It says dick about money, only about pokemon training ability. I'd rather be some shitty guy with pets that he doesn't even use to fight who just lives and has money
Green
>>26670055
Mel Gibson visits /pol/
>>26670581
I'm not even american and I'm mostly a green party voter (and I don't agree with most of the philosophies perpetuated by murrican one aswell), but do you guys really would like to see someone who seems so much like a rich comedian rule your country?
Red >>>>>>>>>>>> Green > Blue > Yellow
Red. I not even have a waifu. I would just pick one after short research and live my dream.
Green. If you are not into romance, this is pure power for you to get what you want.
Blue. I think I could produce the greatest Pokémon game of all times.
>lots of rollbacks
Yellow. Come on. It would be fun for a year, and then what?
>this shit is so limited
It is opinion, not fact. zz
>>26670055
They might. That's the beauty of 4chan: we have no real names, we only have our plebbish blogs and arguments. If some of us were famous, you'd never know ;-)
I'd press Green in a fucking heartbeat.
>>26670644
Are you Russian?
>>26670644
>Blue. I think I could produce the greatest Pokémon game of all times.
It would suck that The Pokemon Company threat you with a sue while you're in the middle of its development though.
>>26670371
>implying NEETS wouldn't be that fat guy saying "wow technology is great!"
>>26670603
But money is worthless in the pokemon world.
>>26669909
I have $100k. It's not enough to fund the perfect Pokemon game.
>>26669886
Red button
>>26669886
Yellow.
>>26670636
>but do you guys really would like to see someone
Red
>>26670666
Some russian heritage, maybe. Why?
>Everlasting Summer being one of the most beautyful videogames I ever played.
>Reading Dostoiévski and not being surprised at all.
>Eudoxia Berezovski being the name of grandmother's grandmother or something.
English is not my native language. Sorry if anything.
>>26670753
Did you even read the first thing in that guy's post? He said he's not even American.
>>26670682
kek
>>26669886
Absolutely the yellow one if it doesn't immediately turn into an edgy "realistic" pokemon fanfiction and more or less sticks to the games.
If not, red button - on the condition that they would have the same aptitudes and abilities as in-universe. Otherwise, nah.
Green would be the third pick for obvious reasons, and then Blue just feels like a waste.
>>26669886
Is the implication here that picking one means the others will never happen? Like, if I'm in the pokemon world I could meet my waifu and start a real relationship ship, I could even earn that money easily, and the games wouldn't matter anymore because I'd be living it.
>>26670021
Ronda? Is that you?
>>26670154
I'll try being your friend bruh, like making new ones.
I'll also hit the waifu button, cuddles are gr8
>>26670762
>English is not my native language. Sorry if anything.
The way you typed was like Russian who is not English fluent. No problem, justautist/int/
Green.
>>26669886
>Want to press red but would have the only Pokemon in existence and would never be able to live a quiet and peaceful life due to government and other people hunting us down
>Want to press yellow but only if I have a chance at acquiring red's effects through my own efforts
>Blue is nice but would still never acquire waifu
>Green can be achieved just by getting a fucking job and the amount of money isn't even enough to live off of for a decent period of time
>>26669886
Green lol. Obviously. Blue if Green didnt exist.
>>26670021
It's Cole Sprouse. Hey man.
>>26670055
it's an open secret that plenty of successful people in the music industry are on /mu/, so that's wrong.
but if someone famous were actually on /vp/, since it couldn't be for culture or for reasons related to their job, it would be for the same reason you are on /vp/, give or take the benefit of anonymity. Though that obviously isn't out of the question, it's far less likely--about as likely as you finding anyone you know on /vp/.
>>26670526
Not the other guy, but I have $100k that I could spend. I would spend it to push blue and have absolutely flawless entertainment guaranteed for the rest of my life.
>>26670904
>>26670021
Pomf pls
>>26671002
nice
>>26670980
Finding someone you know on /cp/ isnt unlikely if they know /vp/ exists and like pokemon, I'd think
>>26671159
>/cp/
oh christ. That's quite the typo
>>26670021
Mr. Trump?
>>26669886
Green button.
No sense in pressing red when I can just commission a lot of porn and improbable fetish stuff to get it out my system.
>>26670021
OMG WHO ARE YOU? TELL US ALREADY
Blue.
Red : Useless
Yellow : Capitalists will ruin everything, there are able to make Pokémon Center payable
Green : $100,000 in America, seriously?
>>26670526
If it was an extra 100k a year sure but since its not i could care less.
>>26670503
Of course you can, Anon.
>>26669886
Green.
I like Pokemon, but there are so many other things I like as well.
>Ivy League graduate
>high school biology teacher
>working on Masters degree
That's gotta be enough to earn me a Gym of my own or at least free me from being a grunt or route trainer so I can adventure around. Green briefly tempted me with the possibility of killing student loans immediately, but I came to my senses because real Pokémon with a decent lot in life beat a bit of debt.
YELLOW
>>26669886
YELLOW BUTTON
NO DOWNSIDES
ONLY IMPROVEMENT
>All these people not choosing yellow
And you call yourself a Pokemon fan
>>26669928
>not wanting more money
There's a reason rich people don't like to pay taxes
Smash yellow button with the force of an elder god. I never cared about success. I just want my poke bros.
>>26669886
Red or yellow.
I'd want to have an adventure and become a strong trainer but I also want muh waifu.
>>26670055
There's been various successful people on 4chan. Had pro footballers (not top league ones though) on /sp/. Can't imagine anyone famous on /vp/ though
yellow > blue is just factual. the point of video games is to do stuff that you can't actually do in real life, bringing it to reality would make video games obsolete.
red is for fags, just get a real girlfriend, people are better than waifus
green is a valid option depending on your economic background, if you're well enough off to live comfortobaly currently though yellow beat it
>>26671690
>High school biology teacher
Yea you're probably one of the trainers fought before the actual gym leader.
>>26669886
Green button.
Fuck pokemon. Real life is more important than some japanese kid's game.
Yellow, everyone wants Pokémon to be real.
>>26671826
>he wants a predetermined ceiling that destroys the illusion of free will and makes all competition pointless
kys
>>26671826
>the point of video games is to do stuff that you can't actually do in real life
Except most people won't be able to do most of the things you can do in a Pokemon game, especially not one that's a perfect 10/10. It's way too limiting.
Blue is good because you'll never be disappointed with a Pokemon game again, and discussion about Pokemon will likely become much more enjoyable due to the games now being flawless.
Green is a great choice whether you're living comfortably or not. Unless you're so rich that 100k is like pocket change to you, it's gonna be tempting at the very least.
Green easily
>Red
Congratulation, you now have to care for someone who appeared out of nowhere with no identity or past whatsoever. I'm sure she won't be a burden at all!
>Yellow
Great, but no,
>Blue
Pick other hobbies Jesus christ
>>26669886
Yellow.
>>26669886
Red>Yellow>Green>Blue
Again, perfect according to who? No matter what the frame of reference is, someone will be tremendously left in the dust. The only alternative would be to mindwipe everyone into liking pokemon, and not really change anything.
Yellow.
anyone else who picks otherwise is a NEET.
>>26669886
Blue
Who the heck would do the yellow one btw?
Red so we can go on picnics together.
Green is the only good choice.
Blue is probably just 10/10 to whoever pushes it, it can't be objective.
Red is just you now having to pay more money for a one dimensional girl who probably own't be able to get a job anywhere because she has no background in our world whatsoever. You'll probably have to whore her out if you want her to bring in any money.
Yellow is extremely limiting and only a good choice for richfags or people who are okay with living in a Pokemon world but never being able to amount to anything special.
Green has no downsides and helps out a lot, especially for those who don't make much money.
>>26671992
Roxanne was a school teacher. I can work that angle.
>>26669886
Green is all I see
>>26670636
they've elected an actor before, so yes?
Green. I fell for the college meme and need something to pay my debt and the last couple years.
>>26670636
I don't like Trump, would've preferred pretty much any other Republican candidate, but, well, he's the lesser evil compared to Hillary and Bernie.
>>26672615
Green.
>Put it into a Roth IRA, build compound interest work until 55/65/whenever you can take money out
>live off the interest, then give it all to my kids, grandkids for college tuition
This isn't even close.
>>26670880
>the amount of money isn't even enough to live off of for a decent period of time
Mate do you know how big a windfall $100k is? Yeah you can't live off it, but if you already have a job you don't have to worry about your car breaking down house repairs or anything like that, if you're a university student your debt is instantly gone, if I had $100k in my bank right now every problem I currently have in life would be fixed except my crippling loneliness and addiction to children's games, and I could afford a therapist if I wanted with that money.
>mfw everyone here would just choose yellow but instead they pretend to be edgy on an anonymous japanese animated cartoon image board
>>26669886
Blue or green, except not really because obviously blue is the best choice.
>>26669928
Nobody with money says no to more money for nothing.
>>26669886
I live in a post-soviet country. Green button is enough to not only finance my dreams, but also the dreams of the families of my several closest friends.
>>26672760
I want to press yellow but not if it limits what i can accomplish
>Not picking yellow
Nigga, I'd sell my soul for my for pokemon to be real.
>>26672760
>wanting money is edgy
>all these people falling for the money meme
yellow
>>26672820
This.
>>26672871money money money is all you need
>>26670880
>>Green can be achieved just by getting a fucking job and the amount of money isn't even enough to live off of for a decent period of time
Yeah, if you don't mind juggling 2-3 jobs at a time. Very few places hire full time anymore and take advantage of the 40 hour requirement to squeeze every hour out of your being before that quota's reached if not they'll use the pay period as a loophole somehow
I mean making that much in earnings might be doable in 2-3 years but only for statistic's sake. Housing costs and other amenities like utilities, transportation, food, telecom bills and the like still eat out of it. The point is having $100,000 upfront so you can do whatever on impulse with it.Though in reality, a favorable amount for the button would be around the millions. Just on a new car alone, I can see burning most of the 100k
>>26672760
Fucking Rosa in real life would be nice but having a girlfriend when your means are limited can lead to a world of problems.
>>26669886
What if I come from quite rich family with good money from running shops and I've been doing voluntary work in countryside for almost 6 years? What rank will I get if I took yellow button?
>>26672416
hell, she was just a student who did well.
>>26669886
uh, I like pokemon just as much as the next guy, but;
-blue button; there is no video game that is worth more than 100k of disposable income.
-red button; i'm not into fur/anthropomorphic/animal/beastiality/monster shit sexually, so thats out of the question even if it was the ONLY button.
-yellow button: lets get serious. If incredibly dangerous yet somehow easily tamable creatures like pokemon existed in real life. They would all either be extinct heavily regulated and all controlled by the government. The governents of the world are not going to allow you to own a fuckin' alakazam or a charizard.
If you don't pick green without hesitation you're absolutely retarded, and i don't meant that as a childish criticism, I mean you're literally a dumbass that was born with an extra (or missing) chromosome.
>>26669958
Well then you're an idiot. The money is tax free. In what situation even in the real world would someone not want tax free money that they didn't have to work for?
>>26673136
You would have to have no other source of income, in which that money is only going to last you so long before it's gone and then what?
>>26673096
>all be either extinct, heavily regulated, or controlled by the government
Anon, we're not talking about Pokemon just existing. We're talking about Pokemon replacing every animal on earth ever, as well as quite a few plants. There is no possible way any government could hunt down and kill/capture/regulate every single squirrel in every forest, every single fish in the sea, you get the picture. The environmental aspects alone would wreck the planet if it were even possible, and due to the sheer number of Pokemon, it wouldn't be.
What I do know, however, is that most "rare" Pokemon (say, starters) would instantly become overpopulated if breeding goes as unchecked as it is in the videogames.
>>26673096
>lets get serious
Applying retarded half-logic to a fantasy scenario is stupider than any of the options, honestly.
With my monthly expenses, I'd be able to live off 100000 for 19 years.
anyone not choosing eternal love is a virgin
Green, then build up the dosh until I can fund Gamefreak to fix their shitty animations.
>>26672888
if you stop being a lazyfaggot and go to college then get a job you could get a good job. poor fags should be working not on some damn image board
>>26673667
Your understanding of life is outdated by about 20 years.
>>26673667
You lack perspective, anon. Everyone struggles. Just because you choose not to see it doesn't mean it's not happening.
>>26669886
YELLOWYELLOWYELLOWYELLOW
>>26669886
I vote for yellow
>>26669886
Green. None of the others really appeal to me.
I don't care if the games are 10/10, so long as they're good that's enough. They don't have to be perfect. And I can do without a Poke waifu, so no red button, and since I'm a NEET, the yellow option doesn't appeal either. If Pokemon were real I'd want to train all kinds of them, not just lame early-route trash.
>>26671002
can you post a youngster joey quote to your twitter account to prove you're for real? it would be pretty neat.
>>26670904
>look up the name
>an amifag thing
eh. cool, I guess?
>>26669886
Red, she could blend into society perfectly if she wanted to, or use illusions to hide our house somewhere secret where the government would never find us and live a peaceful quiet life.
>>26670021
its brennan williams
>>26673697
No, if you are too fucking poor or retarded to go to college, you can still learn a trade.
There are plenty of retards out there that make good money doing shit labor jobs.
If you seriously can't find a way to make money, you are beyond retarded and must kill yourself.
You seriously need to be a special kind of stupid to be worse than your average chad.
>>26674908
Nobody said anything about trades.
>>26673881
I know it happens i was born in a fucking ghetto but i wasnt a lazy bastard and sent out 15 resumes to different companys as soon as i could get a job. I juggled a coupla jobs and worked my way up. I payed my own college and got a degree that landed me a good job so i could take care of myself. Stop being so fucking lazy and get a job
Yellow probably, as long as I could work my up from being a shitty route 2 trainer to a respectable backpacker.
>>26669886
Yellow, just as long as I can have my broSamurott
>>26669886
If i'm a freelance artist with mild popularity what would my trainer class be with the yellow button? Right now i'm leaning on red/blue.
>>26675408
A smeargle trainer.
>>26669886
Red because the only thing I'm worried about at this point is dying alone
>>26669886
Is this a fucking joke?
Blue button. So /vp/ stops bithcing about GF and Masuda.
>>26669886
Yellow all the way.
>>26669886
Blue is the only responsible and righteous choice.
>>26673389
…Why would you not have any other source of income, exactly?
Yellow button obviously, but as an Actor/musician/teacher what would my place be?
>>26669886
Green
>>26669886
Green so I can live comfortably while pursuing my hubbies.
Blue. Would have chosen Yellow if it didn't magically prevent you from ever improving yourself.
>>26676319
I was gonna say hobbies l, but this works too.
>>26670021
I knew you weren't dead, Robin! Why did you pretend to leave us?
>>26670021
Stop shitposting you fucking lame duck of a president.
>>26669958
I have a new button for you anon:
>Gold button
Your life stops being miserable. You can have fun playing all the video games you want. Video games do not take up time and time freezes while you play them. Your barren, unappealing, loveless wife who isn't perfect gets replaced by a perfect waifu that is fertile and wants your man seed to make babies that turn out perfect. You have unlimited income and don't have to waste your time making money just to be so miserable you can enjoy video games, money, perfect women who love you, and animals.
>the catch
You actually start enjoying things like video games and life again like you were a kid instead of being dead inside and devoid of joy.
>>26669886
I choose red. No explanation, just red.
>>26669995
>money cant give you happiness
It can. People with more money are happier and people with less money are less happy. On average of course.
>>26674948
You're projecting insecurities. I've worked 8 different jobs and recently had an externship. My supervisor there was getting her Masters while working a shit job and my asst. supervisor was tackling that and a grocery store job.
California has economic instability dumbshit, I've been bouncing 6 and 9 month temp periods at best. Don't get off on telling me I haven't done shit.
Also the word is "paid," as in clearly you've paid someone to write your term papers to get by.
>>26669886
Blue.
I just want some fucking GAEMS.
>>26670181
>Who cares if you're a shitty trainer, you still get all the other benefits of living in a pokemon world, down the magically functioning economic system.
This, honestly.
>>26669886
Red. I play video games to fill the hole in my life. Happiness DOES have a price tag, but it is higher than $100,000 to me.
>>26670021
No, Versilify, you'd be a Gym Trainer, and that is being generous.
>>26669886
Blue is the most righteous in terms of the fanbase.
Red ispotentiallythe most emotionally fulfilling
Yellow isn't even a button that you can press like how does that work do you have to sew it onto a shirt that you want to keep forever or
Green is appropriately colored
>>26676431
There must be some downside to this, I swear.
>>26669886
Yellow>>>>Green>Red=Blue
>Yellow
Pokemon are really good as displayed in the games. They are not just going to replace animals like some idiots believe. The whole pokemon world would be real. I'd be happy with a real Bulbasaur for the rest of my life.
>Green
Money is good. All the people pretending to be rich and not wanted free money are not actually rich. Rich people love nothing more than money. It's great but it's just 100K. It's not 1M.
>Red
This is pretty good. Too bad it's "a perfectly normal" relationship "with ups and downs". To me that reads as an "average relationship". Even if both people love each other and live together forever, an average relationship has a lot of bad shit. Average relationships have great heights and terrible lows. If it was a perfect relationship this option would be the best or at least second best.
>Blue
There are enough shitty people who are into pokemon already. Imagine all the elitism in pokemon if the games were better. Most sensible people who play pokemon are humbled by the fact that even if they enjoy pokemon and they are some of their favorite games, they are flawed and could use improvement. I could play the pokemon games that have already been made for the rest of my life. Heck! I could play only my favorite pokemon game forever. Sun and Moon could be the last pokemon games and I would be fine with that.
>yellow
>the pokemon i want is a route 1 shitmon anyway
Blue
>I don't really care, Pokemon games already entertain me enough
Red
>I dont have a pokewaifu
Yellow
>I'm a NEET and Pokemon world seems boring. I'd rather keep my computer
Green
>Being rich would make my life very good. No need to worry about anything and I can buy whatever I want. Rich NEET is life won.
Green it is.
>>26675408
There is a Painter Class and an Artist Class. you could have a Smeargle like >>26675433 said or some other pokemon.
Assuming you'd be able to work your way up, Yellow. Most of the fun from Pokemon is building up your team anyway, even if I do start as a gym trainer.
>>26670231
Pokemon attacks are like fireworks. They are loud and eye catching but they don't do much damage. Like fireworks however if you have a lot of them they can start fires and destroy buildings. Notice how evil teams trying to use pokemon to take over the world are thwarted by a single trainer with a couple of pokemon.
>>26676549
I live in cali so i know the economy , boo hoo i misspelled something on the internet. Now I know no one will ever hire me because of this.
>I've worked 8 different jobs
But not at the same time , seeing that you're here and not working means you have enough spare time to get another job. I hate how lazyfaggots try to justify themselves
>>26670231
>Instantly solving the overpopulation issue
is there anything pokemon can't do?
>>26669886
Red. Yellow if red had to be specifically Pokemon, because thats what I thought until I saw the replies.
>>26670636
>rich comedian
ok, bernout
>>26670021
ignore bait posts
hide bait posts
report bait posts
Green button straight up lol
>>26677035
>ignore bait posts
>hide bait posts
>report bait posts
Wrong order - it's Report, Hide, and Ignore.
>Report bait posters
>Hide posts responding to baiters
>Ignore bait threads
>falling for ebin green button meme
>>26673096
>legitimately trying to call anyone else retarded when you can't even read
Classic /vp/
>>26669886
Green
I'm buyin a lot of bad dragon shit and I'm going to start investing
There should also be a button that has a 50/50 chance of giving you a legendary. If you don't get one, you die.
>>26669886
Green
>>26677323
Do other people know I have a legendary, or only other people with legendaries?
>>26677334
Depends on if you show it to them or not. If you get Hoopa, your life gets shortened to half.
>>26677354
>tfw Jojo reference got shut down before I could make it more blatant
Red.
Yellow!
>>26669886
Green.
>>26669886
>only good options are Blue and Yellow
I think I'd rather live Pokemon, so Yellow it is. Can I trade being a Gym Leader for being a travelling Trainer?
>>26669958
Why are you even here then?
>>26674606
He was on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, an old Disney show. Now he's just... a Pokemon fan?
Him and his brother promoted HGSS on Disney channel when it came out, it was pretty cool
>>26670904
Hey Cole, why don't you get a haircut?
>>26670904
Does your brother still play Pokemon? I remember finding out you guys were fans when HGSS first came out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxMKvjwjup8
>>26669886
I would hold on to the Yellow Button, exploit nepotism to get hired at my grandfather's company for a week and then press the button.
Being a Gym Leader sounds great.
>>26669886
Yellow button. I have a full time job that pays pretty shit, so I'll maybe be a reasonably good trainer.
>>26675433
>>26676809
Hey, that's actually really neat.
Blue is worst choice. Mostly because I'd be indirectly sharing the benefits with the rest of you, and fuck you guys.
Green is second worst. That amount of money is negligible compared to the supernatural shit the other buttons offer. It'd be like trading a genie wish for $1 million. Make a proper wish ya cunt.
Yellow is decent, but to be honest I feel like that life would get pretty tedious after a while, wouldn't be much different from now, just a different society. The biggest upside IMO is having Pokebros, but that pales in comparison to...
Having an eternal, loving waifu. Gimme.
>>26669886
Green fo sho
>>26669886
>red button
no questions asked
>>26675408
>If i'm a freelance artist
I read that as freelance autist, laughs were had
Red :^}
>>26669958
>I dont want $100,000
Kill yourself, attention seeking whore
>>26669958
>Normalfag goes to imageboard to gloat
This is why 4chan is garbage now.
>>26669886
Physically with yellow what's stopping me from improving my standing or at least catching something that isn't pidgey or some more Pidgeys.
Red or Blue. Does blue satisfy my weird personal tastes like wanting raisable IV's and buffed to hell ice types. If so blue if not red.
Yellow is the only correct answer.
>Press blue
>Just get some good vidya
>Press red
>Look like a freak with your Pokemon and everyone tries to get their hands on it/research it. You'll never be alone unless you hide it and that won't form a healthy relationship
>Press Yellow
>Something legitimately interesting and fun happens. Even if you are a NEET there's a chance to work your way up. If you're a furfag you can have the same effect as the red button anyway
>Press green
>Buy a few nice things and it's all gone
>>26679292
>Yellow is the only correct answer.
It's not even a button you can press like how does it work do you have to sew it onto something or
>>26679332
Yes, you have to sew it on and that's why the prize is so good.
>>26679292
>Implying you have to pick a Pokemon to be your Waifu/Husbando, and not your Pokegirl/boy of choice.
>>26679292
>Press green
>Buy a few nice things and it's all gone
>Not using it to make more money.
Takes money to make money, with that much money you can work your way up and multiply it
>>26676480
Nah, I came into a fairly large sum of money last year.
But started to lose the love of my life, he got distant. All I spent the money on was on him, trying to keep him happy, but it didn't last.
Blew half the money on comfort food and junk nerd shit after that, and am back to contemplating suicide every morning.
I don't care about the money, I just wanted him to stay with me forever...
That's why I chose red...
I like the games as they are and make a good living. Gimme red so I can live with crazy dragon trainer ladyin before smellfags
>>26680253
>>26669886
Yellow's drawback is shit for people not set up in a career yet
Have long term gf already so red is useless
blue is good, but at the end of the day its just a game
green wins by default, life changing amount of money beats out a good game.
>>26679965
Can't call someone the love of your life if they don't feel the same about you, true love is reciprocated, you're essentially missing at least half of what love is made up of.
Move on, there are better guys out there who will feel the same about you.
>>26679292
I like how your first thought when pressing red was that you would be fucking a pokemon
Yellow
I'm a young engineer, i'd probably end up about victory road or 8th badge, battling with my bros
But i hesitate with blue too
>>26669886
Blue,
because it's my favorite color
