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Am I the only one who thinks Witchan deserves an Encyclopedia Dramatica article? This faggot's Pokegirl porn is so shitty and yet no one went out of their way to mention that.
>>26669736
>Am I the only one
Jack Black holding a sign
I was being sacastic dude, of course I'm not the only one
>>26669736
>Encyclopedia Dramatica
That's still a thing?
>Witchan
Literally who?
>Encyclopedia Dramatica That's still a thing?
I would assume so
He's some 25-year old dude who writes porn of the Pokegirls, like Dawn and Leaf. He's also lulz material for his tantrums on deviantART
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/witchan.1510/
here's a thing for a better idea on who he is
>>26669823
You'd think people would've outgrown a site that's practically just "I dislike this person on the Internet for petty reasons, so I'm gonna write why they suck on a site that they'll never look at. Hah, that sure showed them!"
>>26669736
Literally who?
>>26669842
>>26669856
Why do you care about him? Just ignore him.
>>26669863
OP himself, I think. This seems like a transparent plan to get people to look at his porn.
>2669856
in that one forum he apparently wrote a May/Norman fanfic and he threw a bitch fit when someone told him it was wrong
Oh for fucks sake, just forget about him!
>>26669823
>>26669884
>hasn't figured out how replying works.
How are you enjoying your first day on 4chan?
>>26669783
>sacastic
That's not what that word means, and it's not how you spell it.
>>26669736
Then go write the page, OP. I surmise Encyclopedia Dramatica allows anyone to register and create an entry.
>>26670030
right?
isnt that the guy who trolls every comment on Rule 34's Pokemon tag?
I'm ashamed that I even know that, the saddest part is I primarily looked at pokeporn and fapped to it YEARS ago, like when I was 13, almost a decade later now and when I went to visit the site again for a quickie fap a few weeks back, he's STILL DOING IT
>>26669792
It was funny in 2009 when I was 17 and browsed /b/
>>26670069
>"almost 23"
>still types like a thirteen years old.
Ouch.
>>26670069
yup thats the one
>>26670087
How is it funny? It's just nerds trying to comfort themselves by feeling better than other nerds.
>>26670090
>be 23
>desperately seeking boyfriend free girl unlike that fatass with the sonic pikachu recolor
>still types like 13 year old
>posts bawwfest about opinions
>proceeds to post a fic about May
>May begins to spread her clit for Norman
>Norman is her dad
>be 23
>be sick fuck
>>26670090
hi witchan lmfao
please explain to me how one 'types like a 13 year old'
>>26670109
I grew out of it ages ago but the edgyness and dank memes were a hoot when I was a teenagwe
>>26670126
that escalated quickly
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=4246&view=findpost&p=231283
>Why did you choke like that, sweetie?" Winona asked.
>"I didn't choke, Winona. Stone Edge and Head Smash's accuracy is low and the other moves obviously won't deal Ash's Pokemon enough damage," Roxanne replied, making excuses.
>"I hate to break this to you, Roxanne, but you did choke. After your Mega Aerodactyl knocked four of my Pokemon out, it was six of yours against two of mine, which means you had a higher chance of finishing Mega Gardevoir and Clefable off with five of them at least, but failed," Ash said.
>"Okay, okay, I fucking choked. Big fucking deal. It happens to everybody else, especially someone who plays baseball, hockey, basketball, football, and other sports. Jesus fucking christ," Roxanne said.
Truly Witchan has mastered the art of natural sounding dialogue.
>be 26
>still no boyfriend free girl
>i'm alone in my cold damp basement
>my only comfort are my pokegirls
>my mom walks in and kills herself
>she couldnt understand my love for the pokegirls
>no one can
>suddenly i hear footsteps approaching from the outside
>a door breaks open
>its them
>hilda
>leaf
>may
>crystal
>serena
>rosa
>lyra
>dawn
>and moon, that new girl
>i said to myself
>is it a dream?
>one of the girls said no
>and they all proceeded to take off their shirts as i proceeded to shower their bare chests with all my love
>it was awesome
>be 26
>be a sick fuck
>>26670126
>spread her clit
What.
>>26670226
dafaq did I just read?
>>26670126
>May begins to spread her clit for Norman
>Norman is her dad
you need jesus
>>26669736
>encyclopedia dramatica
What is this, 2006? I figured these last few years that they were on their last dying legs trying to stay relevant, if they weren't dead already.
>>26670543
apparently not. these little shits just posted a trigglypuff article just to keep themselves relevant
>>26670572
>trigglypuff
but...that was like two months ago.
I guess people have better things to do than obsess over lolcows these days, which is a good thing.
>>26670630
I guess you're right. Then again there's a reason why lolcows exist.
>>26670126
What did I just read.
>>26669736
who and what
>>26670698
some moron who writes questionable porn about the girls from pokemon, and since he is an adult, he is considered by many to be a pedophile even though he claims it's just "fanfiction."
>>26669792
It's how I discovered this woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWjzqR_Tp-s
>>26669860
I thought it was more along the lines of archiving a person's insanity when they transcend the norm.
>>26670798
and this disgusting creature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGrRBi65iTE
>>26670871
Are those.... breasts?
>>26670893
yeah...no comment
>>26669736
I really don't care to seek out Pokegirl porn on a whole outside my favorite cumdumpsters and if the fags only deal with Season 1 anime shit, they're not even worth my time.
>>26670226
I can't help but remember that one lady in the beginning of "Throw Mama off the Train."
For those that haven't seen it, the opening scene has an example with of the students' spoken use of redundant language in both dialogue and narrative. I'm sure it's on Youtube somewhere.
>>26671054
I remember! I thought it was from Matilda for some reason
