ISHYGDDT
>leads with darkrai
>shiny darkrai
>dark void, nightmare combo every time
>put his darkrai to sleep
>wakes up next turn
Ban 12 year olds when
bump
Fighting another darkrai fag
>Fighting some guy with a shiny Milotic
>Notbad.jpeg
>Notices his disadvantage
>Switches to Landorous like the faggot he is
>I'm using a Mienshao
>I use Detect to get an idea of what he's going to do
>He uses Explosion
Who even teaches Explosion to a Landorous?
>>26646021
You obviously don't play vgc
>>26646030
I'm a casual player, I don't do vcg.
>>26646021
I can respect that, I was actually gonna teach my M-Steelix explosion as an out of left field last minute bomb, but you fucked his day up sideways
Here's a good one from a couple days ago, I think I saved it to my Vs Recorder:
>battle spot singles
>darkrai palkia mewtwo giratina
>wew lad
>dark void misses twice
>I use x scissor
>before darkrai' health even 0 the "communication error connection with player disruption occurred" screen pops up
>mfw
It should be illegal to fuck with kids the way I doyou know what I mean
I usually do just Wi-Fi battles on /wfg/ but I do have some Battle Spot experiences too.
>Battle Spot Doubles
>Running mono Steel because why not
>Opponents think they can just spam EQ / Heat Wave and call it a day
>mfw Wide Guard
>Opponents think they can just Taunt THE DON
>mfw Mental Herb
>Opponents think they're smart when they try to OHKO it with Close Combat
>mfw Sturdy and OHKO with Metal Burst
The plebs can't even handle this thing. Bastiodon saved my ass way too many times.
Also:
>Everyone and their mother using Dark Void Smeargle and T-Wave / WoW Sableye
>Start carrying Safeguard Klefki
>Grab free victories against status spam teams
I probably should start battling again, it was great when I was being anti-meta as hell and it actually worked. Too bad I don't have any Bastiodon replays saved.
>>26646125
I use a sturdy metal burst aggron on showdownwith a mega in case I resistand jesus dude steel is just one of the best types all around
Kudos
>>26646021
Explosion isn't uncommon on CB lando
>>26646125
Same my strategy is to pull shenanigans with the RNG and just wing it
I just trained a togekiss and all the sets people run on it are so predictable, slap ancient power on that bitch, take out first types and 20% chance for all stat boosts so I can wish and leftovers my way to being invincible? Oh god it's just art in motion
>>26646125
Oh yeah, I forgot the absolute best battle I've ever had.
>Battle Spot Triples
>Lead with Talonflame, Liepard and Greninja
>Opponent leads with Greninja, Lickilicky and something that I can't remember
>Talonflame uses Tailwind
>Greninja uses Mat Block
>Liepard taunts the opposing Greninja
>"Opposing Greninja can't use Mat Block after Taunt"
>Opposing Lickilicky uses Normal Gem boosted Explosion and completely obliterates the opposing team while my team is unharmed with the Tailwind up
Possibly the greatest first turn I'll ever witness in my life. Many keks were had.Even after a worst possible first turn like that, my opponent played the entire battle without rage quitting. Gotta give him respect for that. I probably would have thrown my 3DS out of the fucking window.
>>26646144
>steel is just one of the best types all around
Excellent taste there anon
>>26646214
I've got a decent triple battle recorded.The one time I go on BS triples i manage to get an all ubers team leading with razza cooza.
P8GG-WWWW-WW48-2694
>>26646278
>razza cooza
Is this what South Africans call fug?
>>26646125
Doubles and triple battles are my favorite purely for the gimmicky shit you can pull off.
>playing triples
>Mega Gardevoir with full bulk and offense, Sash Jolteon, and Talonflame
>Wide Guard to protect the other two from Erfquake while spamming Round with Jolteon and Gardevoir
>proceed to snipe down the enemy one by one while ignoring the banded Earthquake spamming Landorus the opponent has in
>fake tears + overheat steel types when they come in to kill Gardevoir
My Boyfriend and I often multibattle with passerby people so I have a few stories
>We notice one kid who frequently battles with us had been using a darkrai
>Come up with a plan to breed a Vital Spirit combo of Magmortar and Electivire
>Kid battles us
>Anticipate darkrai first, so bring our combo
>Mad man actually does it
>He tries to dark void
>NahSon.jpeg
>Focus blast, brick break the kid
>Communication error
I'll post more of our shitty tactics if you want to hear it
>>26646522
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>>26646522
>I'll post more of our shitty tactics if you want to hear it
Keep them coming, I love gimmicky strategies.
>>26646297
I take it you were not here yesterday, anon
>>26645556
>playing unranked
>>26646214
I never rage quit, even, if not so especially when facing some 12 year old with legends, if for no reason other than their little cheese doodle covered fingers are tightly clutching their DS in anticipation of my jimmies being rustled >>26646522
Glorious!
>>26646575
Never tried it, do they ban legends? I just don't want to start playing until I'm ready because when it comes to ranked anything I get annoyed when I lose like with fighting games
>>26646564
I was but like, I don't see everything that happens
One man can only see so much 4chan in a day
>>26646602
Not all, just the usual group of box legends, mythicals, and Mewtwo.
Prepare your anus for Landorus devastation.
>>26646021
TIL landorus learns explosion :O
>Playing doubles
>Running a rain team with a Politoed
>Enemy umbreon uses sunny day
>OhSHIT.jpeg
>I defeat the umbreon
>Enemy chooses gardevoir
>It copies the drizzle of my politoed
>wifi disconnect message
>>26645545
Are we all going to ignore "Poke Fuker"
Cheeky little cunt probably lurks here
>>26646663
top fucking kek
I don't even have a laughing face on my phone intense enough for that so I'll take a pic raw
>>26646677
>>26646639
>>>/reddit/
>>26646732
>because mfw and ":O"
I know you wouldn't be caught dead there but in honesty I think you'd fit in better there
>>26646754
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, kill yourself.
>>26646540
>>26646540
Okay
>We both have Gastrodon, one east one west
>Storm drain
>We just surf and recover if we can
>To make things worse, I have a mixed attacker Goodra with an absorb bulb and sap sipper
>One kid brought venusaur to be smart
>BF surfs
>I switch to goodra
>Kid uses petal blizzard
>TheTimeIsNow.webm
>Communication error
>I have whimsicott with stun spore
>He has Mismagius with hex and holds a Kings Rock
>The two opponents send out both mega Mewtwo
>for some reason people target Mismagius over whimiscott, I guess it's more scary?
>he protects, I stun spore Y
>They both go for Mismagius
>I stun spore X, he uses hex on Y
>OHKO.png
>Mega Mewtwo X is paralysed!
>WAKEMEUP.flac
>Opponent sends out ferrothorn
>I substitute
>BF uses hex on X
>Left it with like 1 hp
>Ferrothorn uses spikes!
>Lil nigga X flinches
>CANTWAKEUP.mp4
>I encore spikes
>Communication error
>playing with an actual darkrai lead
>some kid uses a shiny darkrai lead
>he uses dark void and it misses
>i use dark void and put him to sleep
>i switch in to vigoroth
>darkrai wakes up and tries to use dark void
>doesnt realize vigoroth has vital spirit
>the kid spams dark void anyways
>meanwhile my vigoroth is fucking his shit up with reversal
>faint his darkrai
>communication error has occurred
mfw
>>26646775
>he thinks it's ironic
>he also thinks it's shitposting
Oh honey. You're a mess.
>>26646838
I love your stories haha
I had an amazing one a few hours ago
>just trained new Pokemon and bring them online in singles
>kid with zoroark deoxys and infernape
>call bs on infernape and hit it with bug move, killing Zoroark
>kid takes the full sixty seconds to decide
>brings out deoxys defense form and procedes to double team
>I'llplayyourlittlegame.png
>busy out mega steelix and use a combo of curse and sandstorm while he continues to double team
>his psycho boost does nothing, sandstorm whittles him away
>finally deoxys dies, infernape comes out
>hit it with iron tail after tanking close combat
>IMMEDIATE connection error
And people say Pokemon isn't magical
Holy shit, does every pokemon kid have a darkrai lead?
>>26646873
I want to fault you for having a darkrai too but beautiful
>>26646954
Not every kidsometimes they save it for last to lull you into false security
>Reuniclus and Sableye lead
>Darkrai enters
>Sableye uses Fakeout
>Reuniclus safely sets Trick room
>Switch for Clawitzer with Aurasphere
Rest in pizza Smeargle and Darkrai
>>26646838
Please post more this is gold
