Why is this allowed? Who made the designs?
>>26643888
We need to find who designed these things.
I appreciate the Elvis, Elton John, and Bob Marley tie ins, I just don't think they're nice designs.
>>26643888
But Simipour is cute, senpai.
>not liking volcano gut
Simisage is okay.
>>26643888
green ones ok
I have a problem with their color schemes but Simisage is fine
Simsage is a bro. Rest is shit tho.
Wow that sounded poetic.
>>26643898
It looks like a nigga.
Simipours eyes are always open.
Takao Unno designed the first stages.
>>26644004
So did they have the janitor come in and design the 2nd stages?
Does Takao have Twitter? We must get to the bottom of this.
Pokemon has been ideas crammed into a design for a while now.
See The gen 7 starters.
>>26643980
No they're not.
>>26644004
Prove it. Are you that faggot from yesterdays thread?
>>26644148
Look close and you'll see
>>26643888
Well they originated in gen 5 along with plenty of other terribly- designed mons. I think Game Freak just didn't care for gen 5 since they had to shit out around 150 new Pokemon.
>>26644221
Game Freak cared about Gen 5 the most.
>>26644199
His entire gimmick is that his eyes are always closed
>>26643897
Is that what they're supposed to be? Totally makes sense if that's what they were going for.
>>26644235
He just doesnt have pupils
Look at the eyelids
>>26644250
Blind people have eyelids
>>26643888
>>26644221
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have
>>26643897
I can see Elvis and Bob Marley, but Elton John? Is it because he'sa flaming faggot?
>>26644258
What the fuck does that have to do with anything.
>>26644264
Oh hey that cat looks cool. I want one.
Elvis
Elton John
Bob Marley
>>26644235
Open up a gen 6 game and watch Simipour's animations from Pokedex.
You do have one, right? you... you've caught them all, havent you anon?
>>26644264
>BE GRATEFUL FOR SHIT BECAUSE ANOTHER FRANCHISE YOU DONT CARE ABOUT IS SHIT TOO!!
Hey simipour is good in my book. Flexible moveset wise...hell all the monkeys are.
>>26643897
Not quite, they are DEAD rock stars, they don't base or call pokemon after living people since GenI because of the whole Yuri Geller thing.
Simisage is Elvis.
Simisear is Liberace.
Simipour is based on Karen Carpenter (Bob Marley did NOT wear a dress and didn't have hair like Karen carpenter)
I tried to fix Simisear's design in an earlier thread. If this thread is still up when I get home, I'll post it. It isn't completely irredeemable.
The worst part is that they're different pokemon.
>>26644264
Can't tell if this has ascended to meme status or if it's just the same autist who posts this on every thread.
>>26643888
Glad eggplant fingers got last place
Theyre all generally lazy designs
The funny thing is, I actually like Simisear. I had a sitcom based team, and he was the token gay guy, as well as my only fire type in the party, so he grew on me.
But if he becomes a meme now....
>>26643888
I like them, I don't get why people get so thrown up about 'quirky' designs.
>>26644245
It's not what they're supposed to be, it's just patternfags making shit up again.
>>26644264
I actually like dick hair chameleon
>>26644845
Just patternfags. Dont listen to em.
>>26644264
the two snake things are actually pretty cool, they remind me of dunsparce
I never understood what the fuck simisear is doing in its art and sprite. Its the kind of gesture you make when you put your hands on something wet and nasty, but its face doesn't match that, and it doesn't make sense that he'd be doing that anyway.
>>26643888
i dont understand. what is the issue.......? what is this meme
>>26644859
>They remind me of Dunsparce
Because they're based on the same thing. Weirdly enough Dunsparce is a pretty abstract representation of what it's supposed to be though so I'm surprised it registered for someone who I presume probably doesn't exactly know they're suppsoed to be the same thing.
>>26643888
>people hating on the monkeys again
Why? I want real reasons. I like Simipour, it's in my top 20.
>>26644883
yeah i have no idea what dunsparce is supposed to be besides a pretty rad dude
>>26643888
I really like Simisage. Though, he'd probably look better with a light shade of green instead of that weird yellow.
>>26644264
The only bad ones are that assface, vagina hat, and the queer wearing yellow lipstick and a cape.
