According to the most recent Japanese movie election results, Simisear is the least popular Pokémon ever. How does this make you feel, /vp/?
It's a shitty mon, so I'm not surprised.
Good. Kill it with water
I hope Game Freak take a hint that no one liked the monkeys and to never pull that shit again.
a unova pokémon takes the last place
just as expected
Weird, even though all the Simi's suck, I would've thought Simisear would be the better out of the 3...
>>26642313
>How does this make you feel, /vp/?
Elated. They might've botched the top bracket, but they got this one right.
Bless you, Japan.
I don't know why they added the stupid pot belly. Pansear was so based, but then it evolves into this shithead.
>tfw no one likes hot monkey dick
I honestly kinda like it, but I think most of that comes from using it in White when it first came out. I don't really have any emotions about it receiving the least amount of votes though.
>>26642364
How? Simisage is pretty cool, while Simipour has the hair.
Sage has a stupid face, a stupid shrug, and stupid hair.
How is it possible that the fucking water one is more popular? That thing is disgusting
LOL it will only boost its popularity now
>>26642399
It's at least waifu material for some weird ass nip.
>>26642313
well those are ugly but there are uglier things out there like seismitoad, genies and gardeshit
>>26642399
It has spooky eyes. That alone makes it cooler than the fire one.
>>26642313
Simipour should have been lower on the list.
>>26642313
>#01 Greninja
I guess there's no accounting for taste.
>>26642572
What? Are you out of your God damn mind? You'd have to be a literal autist to not find the idea of a frog ninja one of the coolest and most badass things ever.
>>26642313
>arceus is second
I expected legendaries to be the most popular, but fucking what
The elemental monkeys are absolutely abysmal designs, so this is fine by me. There are more hideous pokemon designs, but they at least come with some sort of charm. These guys were always completely uninspired.
>>26642572
>>26642589
Reminder that the poll was to find which pokemon will be distributed with the movie, so popularity wasn't the only factor.
>yfw GameFreak will still try to shove the monkays in some early game grassy area in SM
Cue the contrarian losers who will jump to this thing's defense aka meme it to death.
>>26642377
not the extremely gay limp wrists coupled with its fabulous neck fur and metro hair?
God the entire thing was creepy. Chose the fire monkey my first White run and expected him to be a main team member until this came out
While I'm not a fan of simisear, he definitely doesn't seem like he'd be the worst. He's just kind of forgettable really.
>>26642313
Does anyone know what that special edition 3DS looks like? I can't find any pictures..
>>26642313
But, I kinda like Simisear
>>26642907
>oh man what pokemon should we get distributed
>how about a starter form the most recent generation?
Absolutely retarded voters
>>26642364
The random beer gut ruins him.
>>26642833
That's the point. No one liked him enough to vote for him.
No one can even remember him strongly enough to actually dislike him.
That's a genuine failure of a design.
>>26642313
It's important to realize that Simsear isn't the most hated pokémon, it's just that not many people would vote for it being the best.
If there were a different poll for disliked pokémon it would still be up there, but not no. 1.
I actually mildly like Simisear, but he's so forgettable and unimportant that nobody voted for him.
I used one in Y
And I used a simisage in white
Deservedly. Simisear is the worst looking member of a copypaste watered down pseudostarter dex filler trio further still within the worst designed generation of Pokemon.
That sentence is as much of a clusterfuck as this generic uninspired metromonkey, and I hope GF takes a hint from this.
>>26643018
>Deservedly
There are worse pokemon.
>>26642313
The monkeys are pretty shit but Simieage is my favorite of them. Still not surprised.
It deserves it
>>26642313
And Greninja the most popular
Confirms the fact that general fanbase opinion on Gens is the contrary of /vp/'s (/vp/ loves Gen 5 and hates Gen 6)
>>26643045
Greninja's basically the only new pokemon in gen 6. Odds are in his favor
>>26643045
>general fanbase
It's a Japan only poll and it incentivizes voting for legendaries so they can get an event.
Good. Monkeys are shit. Worst animal.
>>26643053
Yet they still voted for Greninja and Genesect is the closest a Gen 5 mon got to the top spot.
>>26643110
So? The entire top 30 is filled with legendaries and fucking magnemite, only and idiot would think this poll reflects the general opinion of any group.
>>26643124
I imagine it reflects the opinion of children quite well.
Where can I find the full list? With all the 720 pogeys.
>>26643127
I doubt it. Greninja, pikachu and sylveon make sense, but I don't believe most kids know or care about all those legends and mythicals.
>>26643124
Fucking Magnemite is one of my top 5, you cuntblaster.
Don't talk shit.
>>26643135
We don't have the full list, only the top 100 and dead last.
>>26643144
Did you not play pokemon as a kid?
>>26643144
Maybe not in Burgerland or the Mudslime continent, but Nipland is a completely different beast.
>>26643153
They are not kids anymore if they have been playing long enough to know dialga, palkia or giratina.
>>26643147
MAGNEMITE IS SHIT.
Rip in peece little monkey
>>26643177
The Creation Trio is hand-delivered to you in ORAS, numbskull.
Someone shop brendan fraser's eyes onto simisear
I have a feeling they wouldsynchroperfectly
>>26643186
Not to mention 2 of them being in Hoopas movie.
Bunch of shit tasted faggots.
>>26643177
You're a shit.
It's one of the most uniquely designed pokemon, has been with us since the beginning and is far more loved than its evolutions.
You just weren't there man, you weren't there are the power plant when it all began. You wouldn't understand, you never will.
Forever a shit.
megas when
>>26643186
Then why aren't the lake guardians higher?
>>26643222
Fuck you, the magnemite episode was one of the first pokemon episodes I watched and I hated it so much.
JUST
Somebody post hot monkey dick
What would Japan know they think Lucario is cool.
Simisear is awesome.
>>26642313
So basically Nintendo confirmed gen 5 is canonically the worse gen of Pokemon.
> vote by yellow pillow-fuckers
> they got forced to like it because muh anime
> they only voted for kawaiiii or badassuuuu
Not even surprized
>>26643361
If we're going by poll representation that would be gen 2.
24 I
9 II
21 III
17 IV
16 V
13 VI
>>26643401
And the best is therefore Kalos.
Gen V was a mistake.
>>26643401
Yeah no. I don't see any gen 2 being the least popular.
>>26643497
Qwilfish is only slightly memorable for being so forgettable.
>>26643497
Stantler. It's not even memorable as a forgettable pokemon.
Unow too, how many people can even say that Unow is their favorite pokemon?
>>26642954
Maybe it will have super bullshit moves like Shell Smash or something
>>26643518
>>26643530
I don't see them being on the last position of that list.
>>26643550
That's because they're so forgettable they're going to get at least a couple hipster votes from that.
>>26643361
>Nintendo
Remember, if someone says Nintendo instead of TPC (regarding stuff like this) or Gamefreak (regarding development) they are confirmed for /v/eddit.
>>26643550
And I can't believe someone voted for Aromatisse.
Unova is best gen because it has enough pokemon to allow for occasional duds as well as really fucking neat ones.
That being said Simisear is a fucking SECOND fire monkey.
>>26643588
a fucking SECOND fire monkey that made Gen 5 officially the worse gen of the games.
Jeezus
Am I the only one who likes the monkeys?
>>26642364
In battle sure
Design fuck no
>>26643610
If one pokemon can ruin an entire game for you then I don't know how you can go outside in real life.
>>26642399
It has the best gimmick of the trio by being blind. Also, design wise, it's at least kind of cute. Same for Simisage, which is rather cool.
Its true.
I have multiple shiny Pansears that I will never evolve.
>>26642313
I mean is anyone really surprised?
It's Unova we're talking about, of course there's going to be a mon from that region on such a low rank.
>>26642364
Simisear is HARD outclassed by Infernape.
-Every single stat is worse
-No dual STAB
-Slightly different movepool, sometimes Knock Off is not enough
Full list where?
>>26642583
>frog ninja
Naruto did it first
>>26643975
That's like saying Marvel invented Thor.
It's all references to Jiraiya.
>>26643955
We only have the top 100
https://twitter.com/SerebiiNet/status/740155327916744704
Was this including pre evos or just fully evolved Pokemon?
>>26644068
All 720 Pokémon
>>26642364
>the fire monkey looks like it literally hangs out at gay bars as a frequent patron
Not homophobic or anything, but did we REALLY need a literal gay pokemon in the ranks?
>>26644068
>Pikachu in 4th
>Was this including pre evos
Anon
>>26644076
Why would a fully evolved Pokemon be in the last spot? That's weird. Wouldn't you forgot Pansear before Simisear?
>>26644085
>not homophobic
>says something homophobic
>>26644092
Did anyone actually waste their fire stone to evolve their fucking monkey?
>>26644108
>says questioning why a children's video game needed a gay monkey is homophobic
>still wonders why Simisear is at the bottom of the barrel
Simisear cuck please leave.
this feels incredibly cathartic to see. The monkeys were okay as rare triple battle gimmick pokemon. The cracks of their bad designs show even worse when they could be found everywhere in the first area of X/Y.
>>26644068
>Simisear #720
>Was this including pre evos
>>26644181
>Children are not allowed to know anything but straight people exist!!!!
I dont get this "gays arent family friendly" meme. Gay people are some of the most friendly people
>>26642313
I want to see "Most hated pokemon" poll next
>Hydreigon above Salamence
>Flygon near-tied with Sally
>Zapdos, Sceptile, FUCKING LEAFEON beat Salamence
B
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F
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SALAMENCE A SHIT NOT EVEN MEGAS MADE IT POPULAR
>>26643723
>In battle sure
Simipour is the best one for Water being a better type.
>>26644236
The votes don't lie, anon.
>>26644132
What else in BW would've used it instead?
>>26644055
>top 10 is meloetta
>beat out mewtwo
I'm glad japan has taste.
>coil meme still going strong in the top 25 (#24)
aww yes
>>26644296
They sell pretty well at pokemarts, I hear.
fucking hated the monkeys
>>26643018
Your sentence was an even greater clusterfuck of nonsense.
>>26642313
Atleast sear doesnt have that retarded smug face that sage has.
>>26644270
Salamence was always one of the less popular pseudos
Genwunners hated how it stole Dragonite's niche (until Multiscale became a thing)
>>26642313
At least it's not the one I like the most.
>>26644236
It's a Pokemon you moron, not a person.
