Hurry up and clock in, Anon! You're almost late!
Here's how it works - first, there's a man dubbed "champ". His dirty work consists of battling on the (borderline illegal) PS!™ simulator with a team suggested by you - Anonymous. The first six Pokémon posted after a valid and legally binding team call or champ claim becomes said team. You can suggest just about everything - good memes, bad memes, the works! After making quick work of some Smogondrones he can call for a new team; or, if he's all worked up, for a new champ. And from there, the cycle continues - it's all in a day's work!
If you're an intern here, just LURK for a bit and everything will work out just fine.
>https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>>26627858WORK WILL MAKE YOU FREE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
>>26627878
Obligatory a personal appeal from the Generalissimo of the Soviet Union for more Slavs and Slavposting in general (xD).rorororo axaxa never played Smogondown only was on chat's, but still prefer their autasm over bulbapedo
new CHAMP lets GOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
meloetta w/ relic song and wake-up slap
>>26627938
no me
>>26627938
you're an anonymous user and are thus banned from champing. i dont make the rules but i do oppose them vehementely
good nite stupid fucktards
sorry forgot my trip lol
me champ
>>26627945
also anonymous
kingler
i guess i will champ
>>26627948
why won't you do us all a favor and commit suicide already
>>26627953
Raichu @ Leftovers
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Sweet Kiss
- Focus Punch
- Volt Tackle
>>26627949
meloetta w/ relic song and wake-up slap
>>26627953
use specs caterpie
every kill you evolve
>>26627953
blood waifu
>>26627953
graveler
>>26627953
any mega but you can only use stab moves
Spellicent (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Water Spout
- Scald
- Shadow Ball
- Sludge Wave
>>26627954
holy shit why so hostile to a fellow anonymous user
>>26627978
he's just playing tsun
[02:03:14] ArcadeKiller: wtf
[02:03:26] taco pissman pissm: whats wrong
[02:03:39] ArcadeKiller: u mad when you got rekt
[02:03:50] taco pissman pissm: yea i'm trying to get over it
[02:04:14] ArcadeKiller: That was funny
[02:04:54] ArcadeKiller: my Togekiss swooped your ass
>>26627878
STOP MAKING HOMOSEXUAL THREADS
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382706882
>>26628012
"no."
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382708502
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382709753
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382710195
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382710459
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382711306
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382711516
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382712501
NEW CHAMP
>>26628210
thank fucking god, you suck so much ass
me champ
whimsicott
specs jellicent
>>26628580
nm :-\
trevenant
gourgeist
shedinja
Haunter
gastly
golurk
chandelure
Hellfrog
let me try :3
>>26628888
shedinja
george if evens
bully waifu if odds
>>26628888
trevenant
>>26628888
chandelure
>>26628888
Jellicent
>>26628888
sneaky star
>>26628895
>>26628903
>>26628905
>>26628912
>>26628915
>>26628915
>>26628916
This be team, where be champ
>>26628966
Gah, clicked one too many things
Sneaky Star was too late
>>26628916
wat is this?
>>26628976
sneaky star (Starmie) @ Leftovers
Ability: Illuminate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Reflect Type
- Skill Swap
- Mimic
- Scald
>>26628979
You shouldn't care as you don't get one.
lets go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382744333
>>26628991
Champ, hurry up with the next link
>>26629017
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382745326
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382745326
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382746395
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382746599
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382748322
new champ
>>26629121
me or pikachu
suicide lead accelgor
w/ spikes and final gambit
something with extremespeed named H-Hayai
>>26629128
power roulette
a mega with hone claws and 3 non-accurate moves
anything with speed over 130
carbink
Shrekle
>>26629135
Not on the list, what is this
>>26629150
machamp with metronome
>>26629154
Just metronome?
>>26629170
just metronome and choice band with no guard
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382752840
>>26629182
>this coward skipped carbink
>>26629195
Fixed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382754147
>>26629207
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382755265
>>26629195
you're still bitching and moaning about your shitmons and calling other cowards?
seek an autism spectrum disorder specialist
>>26629257
>carbink
>shit
>>26629239
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382757071
>>26629267
is it summer yet?
>>26629257
oh no champ didnt get talonflame
better bitch!
>>26629272
New team
>>26629140
this
sawsbuck
>>26629294
Mr. Sableshill (Sableye) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Prankster
Happiness: 256
Hasty Nature
- Protect
- Substitute
- Nasty Plot
- Focus Punch
explosion only electrode
shitmon for shitchamp
forretress
voltorb
>>26629294
REMOVE PONY (Jellicent) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Water Absorb
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Trick
- Dazzling Gleam
- Water Spout
- Recover
>>26629294
my mom's cum (Muk) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Sticky Hold
Happiness: 256
EVs: 216 HP / 252 Atk / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Minimize
- Acid Armor
- Poison Jab
- Fire Punch
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382759434
>>26629320
You know what, back to the popcornn isle for me
New champ
me
>>26629398
rotom wash
minun
plusle
scarf max speed steelix
>>26629398
boom boom v2
>>26629398
wew
Mega Diancie
>>26629398
Ghetsis
>>26629402
>>26629404
>>26629409
>>26629410
>>26629412
>>26629414
The six sages
Number 7 didn't get out of bed this morning
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382765692
ebin team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382766213
gr8 start
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382767078
my 3rd win in less than 5 minutes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382768193
le winning streak
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382770308
4th forfeit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382771716
5th (fifth) forfeit
5thfeit!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382773756
m-muh streak
provide me with new memes please
Roulette rock or gaston
>>26629615
chimp plz
spicy rate if you know what that is
normie champ if not
tornadus
smogonbird
an meme
>>26629646
porygon-z
name is Rotomdex Final Form
shrekle
>>26629646
Umbreon (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Wish
- Protect
- Confuse Ray
- Foul Play
>>26629654
>>26629656
we OU now :^)
level 23 bibarrel with surf, strength rock smash and dive
>>26629646
Micheal Jackson
>>26629649
>>26629653
>>26629654
>>26629656
>>26629662
>>26629664
Jackson Five
There's some extra members today
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382777100
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382780221
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382782534
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382783159
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382785823
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382787595
CHAMP FORFIETED
IMPEACH
NEW CHAMP
>>26629893
no one cares, senpai
>>26629893
pls lose some weight, seek sunlight out of the basement, and have sex, spicy
>>26629920
But I'm popcornn.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382790357
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382790983
new team
level 23 bibarrel with surf, strength, rock smash and waterfall
you're gonna do your fights at the end of victory road
not a smogon set (Kyurem) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
- Roost
>>26629994
specs weedle
an meme
me or
on the contrary (Malamar) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Superpower
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Knock Off
REMOVE WATER (Glalie) @ Glalitite
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Mild Nature
- Freeze-Dry
- Explosion
- Ice Shard
- Taunt
free pick
>>26630000
ebin post.
My Bibarel in my current Platinum run is almost the same.
Name it Kléber champ
>>26630000
ignore this meme
>>26630009
literally why calm mind
>>26630027
to boost sp. def, along with super power you can max defenses and safely sweep
>>26630048
>what is contrary
>>26630005
btw champ
this is specs weedle
specs weedle (Rhyperior) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Wrecker
-
-
-
>>26630011
REMOVE names are shit if they're neither on a trapper or something generic (REMOVE TEAM)
You give away who it's intended to be able to beat
>>26630048
>calm mind contrary
pls learn how to pokemon
>>26630064
>>26630053
>what is weeding out newfag champs
lrn 2 mem
>>26630080
>its was a m-mere meme xddd merely pretending to be retarded xdddd
>>26630087
who are you quoting
on the contrary (Malamar) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Superpower
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Knock Off
>>26630091
just ignore the coward
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382796210
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382799317
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382799694
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382800752
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382802456
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382803770
>>26630097
>calm mind
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382805793
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382806862
>>26630097
>calm mind
>>26630097
>Contrary CM
that was a good run. did pretty good imho
new champ
>>26630344
don't bully SPicy, he does the best she can
balk wew if snibs is on team if not mega kanto bird
>>26630420
>spicy
>spic y
BUILD THE SHOWDOWN WALL
me or garchomp
pick your favorite OU mon and copy its first list from smogon
swablu
>>26630420
this was a champ call btw
hoge
Balk Trutle (Torterra) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 80 Def / 176 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Amnesia
- Curse
- Iron Tail
shrekle
garchomp
>>26630431
>unironic smogon set
GET OUT SMOGON REEEEEEE
>>26630434
nice try faggo
>>26630434
no it wasn't, you must be clear on your post that you are claiming champ
>>26630430 is champ
>>26630431
>>26630433
>>26630435
>>26630436
>>26630437
>>26630440
this is his team
>>26630460
>his
>>26630471
he's a cute fuccboi and you should respect that
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382816009
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382815984
>>26630460
first trip after champ call newfella, if you want to champ so bad, i'll call new champ after 5 gamesor nu tim fuk u
>>26630553
fuck off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382816996
>>26630576
no u
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382818714
uhh real champ here guys haha
>>26630626
you should claim faster kid,,
showderp is the only reason I go to /vp/
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382822894
>>26630748
not battle
>>26630594
Yes 100+ turn battle
>>26630710
yeah but who are you?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382826370
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382827309
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382830250
> People on a Spicy game
> Neoderp Neoderping
> Can't tell who's champ if it hit them in the face with the first trip
NEW CHAMP
spicy, unironically, not offensively, seriously reconsider life
>>26630967
Is this a champ call?
If it is, (me)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382833264
uhhh why was I locked xD
new team
Spicy, have the first specs weeldle i have given in 2 years here.
mega diancie
clam
free OU pick named fuck
specs kakuna
braviary
this is a claim btw
feebas
wew
karrablast
>>26631138
>>26631158
>giving him toxic spikes removal
too kind
>>26631134
get
>>26631138
>>26631141
>>26631149
>>26631154
>>26631158
>>26631161
shuckle fuckled
>>26631196
>>26631158
>>26631138
why do you have your name and trip on and speaking as if people care? im just curious hahah, i thought this was an anonymous board
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382840571
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382840998
>>26631227
Everyone was shitting neoderp i just wanted to help hahah
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382843094
still don't know why im locked lol
>>26631227
I'm literally not doing it for attention, all I get is backlash over it why would I do it for attention. I have claimed champ and forgotten to post trip like eleven times it's just a handicap I use to not lose champ status over me being retarded
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382844759
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382845954
>>26631441
>putting me in this
are you autistic
:I
>>26631462
yes
>>26631470
i see
>>26631441
>i dont know rect tripcode
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382847918
>>26631441
post yfw pre 2013
>>26631487
was sure it was rect tripcode my bad then ill delete it.
>>26631441
I'm not rectangular nor the first champ, but they are both right., and you, you are Spicy withjout a trip. This is what you do when you should be """""""""""""""""""""champing""
get help
le neoderep xD
>>26631507
nigga why you so mad just claim champ after spicy and do it correctly
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382849222
i miss juicy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382850441
>im so autistic that i literally get mad when im not allowed to play a children's game for 20 NEETs to watch
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382853294
new team
Nice sweep, nerd (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spd / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Spore
- Heart Swap
- Baton Pass
Encore / Taunt / Snatch / Magic Coat
One of your favorite mon or something good with a with weird set of moves like attract.
a shellder with shell smash and explosion only, give it a focus sash
specs burmy
free choice
free pick
air baloon jynx
>mami will never come back and save us from these homosexual threads
>>26631763
then make your own thread you lazy fucker
easy fix
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382859006