This is one of the multiple shitholes on /vp/; Showderp. We have here a neoderp fag, like pic related, tweet his champ claim, and then he gets 6 retweets with forced shitty imgur tier memes from the first 6 neoderp fags, like pic related. After building them on Pokemon Showdown, he tries to beat some random kids on OU, until he faces a stallfag, who forces him to impeach himself after being stalled for 2 hours.
Memes:
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
Art:
http://booru.showderp.com/
Music:
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/showderp
Neoderp Champ:
!EQDSW9rC1E
first for straight people only
>>26620387
>showderp collapses
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382493334
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382497374
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382504042
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382504860
>>26620380
I just tried Sleep Talk Refresh on cart, and it doesn't work ingame, so it shouldn't be working on Showdown. So good job whoever's idea it was.
Oh lovely, I got muted for an hour for spam. Thank you, Showdown.
In other news, new champ when?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382509736
new champ
me or band darmanitan
>tfw still a rock (Sudowoodo) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Counter
- Sucker Punch
- Stealth Rock
- Explosion
>>26621027
Me or porygon-z
mr. mime
your husbando
balk fetus
BLOOD SHEGGULAI (Blissey) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Ice Beam
- Rest
- Defense Curl
- Calm Mind
bozzo the air bear (Ursaring) (F) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Guts
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Aerial Ace
- Last Resort
-
>>26620380
All of them me with different accounts
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382519103
>>26621125
DOES
NOT
EXIST
frea*king opponents
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382522284
boo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382524671
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1srkpGbZ1LU7U63Z1IAy4Y2TaNmh8eEvN3x6otdG6GJE/pub
here's a pastebin-esque list of all relevant memes (and then some), ripped from the late dogars
the anime is merely for your attention
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382529805
>>26621459
https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt
here's a version that doesnt require jewgle
>>26621459
do you perhaps have the full list?
>>26621605
https://a.pomf.cat/jhnzrw.txt
>>26620380
oh wow so much cringe
>>26621617
Thanks my man.
new champ last battle gave me aids
I'll do it again desu lads
me haha
>>26621459
why does that anime have blue hair
people in real life dont have blue hair
haha thats not accurate
>>26621890Maractus @ Life Orb
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Spiky Shield
- Drain Punch
- Sucker Punch
- Seed Bomb
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
>>26621896
this is kabutops btw
>>26621890
boom boom
>>26621899
this is specs weedle by the btw
>>26621921
suggester here i meant rhyperior
>>26620380
who are these people, and why should i care?
Pikachu (Amoonguss) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Synthesis
- Toxic
- Substitute
- Clear Smog
>>26621930
the op has more than enough context clues for you to figure that out for yourself you huge stupid person
use burmy
r8
REMOVE EGGS (Torterra) @ Big Root
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Block
- Leech Seed
- Stealth Rock
- Wood Hammer
>>26622004
it's shit
needs more iron defense and amnesia
slow champ
>>26621955
>be you
>be very new
>actually calling me out
>not understanding the meme
please( p l e a s e) lurk more
>>26622036
yeah where is le battle???
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382545669
slow championship edition
>>26622004
Egg is pretty easy to remove already, it should get more out of it.
Remove Thorn is so great because it takes advantage of thorn and boosts, thoroughly making a fool out of ferro users.
>>26622010
for what purpose
>>26622060
hm you're right
>>26622060
/ds mean look|block, ghost type, all:
Aegislash, Cofagrigus, Dusclops, Dusknoir, Duskull, Froslass, Gastly, Gengar, Golett, Golurk, Haunter, Hoopa, Misdreavus, Mismagius, Sableye, Trevenant, Yamask
Sableye @ Lum Berry
Ability: Keen Eye
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mean Look
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Dark Pulse
>mean look on toxic/twave and then eat berry
>sub
>boost as they cant do anything
you could alternatively use something like mismagius with the same set (especially since no non-shit player will leave their egg in on a potential knock off) but they dont have any STABs that have immunities
>>26622104
>Ability: Keen Eye
>>26622113
i just threw it together in 10 seconds shut up, obviously give itstall
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382549919
>not dyxia: the pokemon you want inside your anus is just yours
>>26622104
Fuck Sableye.
Also even elo will switch out their egg when faced with a ghost.
If only there was a pokemon with 401+ hp and a trapping move.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382553958
>spicy meem s: also >American alphabet
>>26622224
peep this memearoo
Eggsodia (Exeggutor) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 28 HP / 252 Def / 228 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 22 Spe
- Block
- Substitute
- Rest
- Energy Ball
block the chansey then stall while getting starf gains
also doubles as a remove ferro - the bulk (and 22 speed) allows you to never get 2hkod by 0 atk -spe ferro's gyro ball, so with your 5 substitutes you can pp stall all of them. HOWEVER after that youll be at 1 hp so you can get fugged by a potential power whip so idk
>>26622383
actually now that i think about it you can rest against the ferro at 1hp, then bring yourself back down to starf range with sub and recoil from woodhammer, then rest once at final form and kill everything
Eggsodia (Exeggutor) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 28 HP / 228 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
IVs: 22 Spe
- Block
- Substitute
- Rest
- Wood Hammer
??!?
champ ded
new team thanks
>>26622411
attempt this meme
hail snow cloak brightpowder articuno named dyxia evading
100yearsinRock (Golem) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Sandstorm
- Defense Curl
- Rest
OVERLORD REGICE (Regice) @ Life Orb
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SpAtk / 4 HP
Modest Nature
- Rock Polish
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Thunder Wave
We need more of dyxia's tears, bitching, and moaning on battles tbf
so use BLOOD STAR,to trigger him
mozzo (Ursaring) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Quick Feet
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Belly Drum
- Protect
- Substitute
- Last Resort
Smashing carracosta.
specs weedle that evovles into mega fugg
a lot of the people on twitter who seem to be talking about us are just using showderp as a euphemism for showdown
>>26622473
surprisingly, I, Spicy meem s, was not the one that suggested this.
>>26622473
Suggester here, skip this.
I'll shit in your mouth (Hitmonchan) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 8 SpD / 248 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Drain Punch
- Brick Break
- Power-Up Punch
- Rock Slide
>>26622468
>>26622469
>>26622470
>>26622471
>>26622472
>>26622473
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382563375
let's meme again friends
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382567327
bg
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382571885
we did it reddit
new champ for dyxia because he asked so nicely
>>26622760
me. doing it for dyxia
Mega Charizard Y
choice specs burmy
cheeky rat
Ditto
Healy O'Lisk (Heliolisk) @ Leftovers
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Rain Dance
- Parabolic Charge
- Dragon Pulse
- Dark Pulse
My Mom's Dog
Electrode @ Assault Vest
Ability: Aftermath
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Explosion
- Thunder Wave
- Taunt
- Magic Coat
Or
Snorlax @ Custap Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Self-Destruct
- Last Resort
-
tramapoline (Gyarados) @ Leftovers
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD
Impish Nature
- Bounce
- Substitute
- Toxic
- Taunt
SUNNY BUNNY
Choice Specs Ditto
>>26622873
>Self-Destruct Last Resort
>>26622891
>wanting to be walled by damp
spot the 1100 ELO shitter
>>26622865
>>26622870
not in pastebin, what is this set.
>>26622929
it's rhyperior
>>26622876
Sunny Bunny (Lopunny) @ Lopunnite
Ability: Limber
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Teeter Dance
- Sunny Day
- Solar Beam
- Thunder
>>26622929
cheeky rat is newest pikachu clone, my moms dog is stoutland, idk the sets specifically if they are any
>>26622929
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Herdier_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
>>26622929
cheeky rat is in https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt
second one is herdier
Cheeky Rat (Dedenne) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Discharge
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Recycle
>>26622946
or herdier, whatever
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382579012
>>26622962
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382581690
bgbgbg
>>26623214
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382589725
Whoops
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382592955
>>26623448
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382598182
newTeam
a REALY FAST FUCKIN cat
Fast Magnet Pull Leftovers Taunt Probopass
if same champ, have another specs burmy
else have a subroost articuno
hoge
donnel weedle
weedle > onix > lv. 90 steelix > zygarde > rayquaza > mega fug
Tickle Fingers (Sableye) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Tickle
- Snatch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Knock Off
MAD MOM (Kangaskhan) @ Metronome
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rage
-
-
-
Hypnotoad or Frog Sinatra
physical dewgong
>>26623677
What's the fastest fucken cat you know senpai!? I'm gonna give it agility and whatever else to just fuck cat up.
>>26623705
jolteon desu
timid that shit, scarf too
>>26623705
espeon's pretty fast
I think Lipard is too.
>>26623705
caterpie
>>26623718
jolteon is literally my brother's dog
>>26623705
FASTE (Jolteon) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Quick Feet
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Volt Switch
- Baton Pass
- Detect
>>26623718
>>26623748
>jolteon
>cat
you what
>>26623759
>implying jolteon ISNT a cat
>>26623763
>implying jackals are cats
>>26623768
>implying cats evolve into jackals
jolteon looks more like a hare than anything else
>>26623771
>eevee
>cat
>>26623776
>implying eevee isn't a cat
>>26623782
>implying eevee isn't a fox
ITT; Arguing about whether Jolteon is a cat
jolteon is ameme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382604089
one win already
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382604426
do fast purugly, no one expects fat cat to be fast cat
>>26623883
fa(s)t
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382607481
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382609605
>>26623978
new champ
GoT is on
me
me or hoge
The Madgod (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Explosion
- Outrage
- Superpower
mozzo
Fast Mega Gardevoir with max HP and Wishtect + Wisp + Hyper Voice
hellfrog
>>26624020
to clarify this is belly drum last resort toxic orb ursaring with quick feet
>>26624013
Why do we keep letting elibump champ?
>>26624045
this meme needs to die
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED GET HYPE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382613144
impeaching this nigger, give me shitmons.
>>26624234
boom boom v2
>>26624234
zen mode darminitan with assault vest
>>26624234
specs kakuna
>>26624234
cuck v2
>>26624234
rhyperior
>>26624258
cuck V2 (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb / Chople Berry
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 100 HP / 100 Atk / 107 Def / 101 SpD / 100 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Sharpen
- Recover
- Last Resort
>>26624257
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE ARCHIVES ARE ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!
>>26624284
use this
https://a.pomf.cat/jhnzrw.txt
>>26624284
Hypnotoad is in the paste bin
Frog sinatra is a Politoed with Whirlpool Hypnosis Perish Song and Subsitute
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382618347
>>26624284
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you arent that panicked in real life
quit being a faggot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382620669
actually i take it back i'll watch champ lose some more this is pretty funny
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382623095
weedle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382628792
will smogon ever unban funbro?
im not cut out for this...
new champ....
did my post not go through or something fuck you joot
new champ
TACHYON!! (Ninjask) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 32 HP / 32 Def / 160 SpA / 32 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Hyper Beam
no other moves allowed
BALK MAD BUGE (Durant) @ Metronome
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
-
-
-
or any Pokemon with only Thief named Nigger
ebin cade
rhyperior
>>26624737
never champ again
donk bune
Special Attacks only Mega Glalie
WWE (Mew) @ Black Belt
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Work Up
- Low Kick
- Seismic Toss
- Superpower
anything that abuses acid spray
Unburden Hawlucha with a Power Herb
>Swords Dance
>High Jump Kick
>Sky Attack
>Last Resort
hehe *farts* (Gastly) @ Choice Band
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Destiny Bond
-
entertainment truant durant
>>26624779
which is limber lopunny with mega stone
encore/sub/focus punch/return
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382634479
>>26624766
Did this set ever work ever like ever?
This seems to work.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382635971
>>26624893
It's very dangerous but it's hard to even pick up the speed for it to be dangerous.
Around 3 while you're in Swarm is around the point where it 1HKOs Metagross
>>26624936
Nice
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382638195
>>26625001
>false swipe scizor
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382641617
>>26625001
That entire fucking battle
kek
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382644529
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382646070
>>26625152
Look at those asian chompers, perfect for dick nibbling.
>>26625375
>
thats a white person idiot
cyndaquil donnel
or me
Watmel Berry Azumarill w/ Natural Gift
>>26625444
Use my tree (Trevenant) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Horn Leech
- Protect
- Phantom Force
- Substitute
>>26625449
wew
>>26625449
something with snatch
WorrySeed Whimsicott or Rage+Iron Def Shelgon
scrafty @ leftovers
shed skin
bulk up
amnesia
rest
knock off
Specs So Stronk (Chatot) @ Leftovers
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Boomburst
- Chatter
- Substitute
- Nasty Plot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382651143
Still locked for spammingnigger.
Not that anyone gives a shit.
>>26625546
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382653358
>>26625640
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-382657032
>>26625799
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-382657491
>>26625819
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-382660206
anything goes 6 chatots
2 sub nasty
1 scarf
1 specs
2 sash, hp fire and hp ground
best team
>>26625938
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-382661374
>>26625992
>losing in AG
>>26625992
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-382662785
such is life
>>26626059
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-balancedhackmons-382664328
we're making this HAPPEN
>>26626059
>KILLS OPPONENTS WAIFU
>OPPONENT RUNS WITH TAIL BETWEEN LEGS
>>26626112
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-balancedhackmons-382665214
>>26626153
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-balancedhackmons-382666421
>>26626186
>>26626279
pretty fucking good
new champ
whoever becomes new champ, I promise to not be as mean to u as I was to Eli.
>>26626365
shut the fuck up nurusu
>>26626374
>nurusu will never EVER commit suicide
proof god doesn't love showderp
>>26626380
>>26626374
dont bully her please
>>26626389
>her
me
safety goggles shedinja
banded froslass
steelix named pennis
wrong button (Glalie) @ Glalitite
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Spikes
- Explosion
- Protect
- Hail
A Pidgey with only Sand Attack named War Flashbacks or a Pokemon with only Thief named Nigger
>tfw not a rock (Trevenant) @ Coba Berry
- Rock Slide
fill the rest
>>26626414
counter gengar
Hot Gob (Sableye) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Attract
- Substitute
- Toxic
dragalge
>>26626414
Focus sash counter d-bond houndoom
Shedninja any set
cheeky rat if evens
REMOVE MEANIE if odds
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382420420
>>26626451
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382673190
What ever happened to Functor?
new champ haha
me
clefairy
Balk Pige
