>Alola champion turns to be even worse than Diantha
>>26623654
Lillie and her evolved Popplio
Nothing is worse than a woman with short hair
>>26623654
>buff brownie long haired guy
i want tobang his assbattle him.
>>26623654
BELIEVE DAT
>>26623654
>all team has power up punch and double edge
>>26623654
>He's not a good champ..
>He's not a bad champ...
>He's just The Champ...
>>26623654
what his name
>>26623654
I just want either Tito or The King to be champion.
YFW for 20th Anniversary Elite 4 brings characters from other games
Essentia - Psycic
Juan - Water
Benga - Fire
Zinnia - Dragon
>The champ is shoved down your throat for the entire game
>He's the first forced loss in the series
>You must lose to him during the Championship battle
>Suddenly Professor Kukui appears alongside____N____
>He forces a championship match right then and there
>>26623702
gay
>>26624967
Except it's not just "short", it's some weird spiky hedgehog style.
>>26624530
truly underrated post
>>26624581
>local people
>not glorious Hawaiian wannabe with motorcyclist clothes
LEAKEE
I THOUGHT I WAS BATTLING A FUTURE CHAMPION
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE JUST PACKIN' TATER TOTS
>>26624808
>Turns out Kukui and N are in a stable with The champ
>Kukui has his pokemon hit you with an attack from behind
>it's a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO episode
>>26625101
You know who The King is, right? Fucking retard.
>>26623654
No.
AWWWW C'MON
>>26623654
This thread makes Ramen look real strong
>>26623654
I like him
He triggers smart fans like John Cena its hilarious
It's the shirt. He's your champion.
>>26624669
That would be freaking cool actually.
They would literally have to TRY to be worst than little miss mary sue
>>26623654
If he looks like this then I dont give a FUCK
he could roll with top-percentage regional birds and rats for all I care if he looked like that
He's not a bad trainer, he's not a good trainer, he's THE TRAINER
Also all his pokemon are holding assault vests
>>26623702
Fuck you
I agree that Dianthia is so shit, even Ash almost beat her, but there are some short haired qts.
>>26623654
>you have him down on his last pokemon, it is toxiced and on one health
>"Sufferin' succotash, I have to win this!"
>all his pokemon are back at full health and he wins against your full team with a single attack
>Masuda: Yeah, you know, fans are really passionate about our Champ!
The Champion is the old white haired guy who gives out the starters.
>>26623654
All I see is bara bait.
>>26623654
>The Alola Champ is voiced by The Rock.
Would be a 10/10 Eng Dub.
>>26629158
What a twist that'd be!I honestly wouldn't mind.
>>26629168
Or he'd be the Champ's cousin and only appears to make him look strong to a chorus of boos.
>>26623654
>Diantha
>based on Audrey Hepburn
>In FUCKING FRANCE
TRIGGERED
SHE WASN'T FRENCH SHE JUST LIVED IN BRUSSELS
HER FIRST LANGUAGES WERE DUTCH AND ENGLISH
REEEEE
REEEEEEEEE
>>26629168
FINALLY, ALOLAS CHAMP HAS COME BACK TO THE ALOLA LEAGUE! THE CHAMP SEES YOU'RE HERE, BUT THE CHAMP DOESN'T CARE! WHAT'S EVEN YOUR NAME?...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
[PLAYERS CHARACTER] LET THE CHAMP CLARIFY THIS: LAST TIME WE'VE MET HE BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS IN A DOUBLES TAG TEAM BATTLE, AND THIS TIME YOU ARE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE ALOLA CHAMPION? WELL, WHAT THE CHAMP REALIZES IS THAT YOU HAVE A 3 INCH NOSE, TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT RIGHT UP THE ELITE FOURS ASS! BUT THIS TIME ON THE ALOLA LEAGUE PAY PER VIEW, THE CHAMP IS GONNA DO WHAT HE DOES BEST: HE'S GONNA LAY THE SMACKDOWN RIGHT ON YOUR CANDYASS!
NOW TO YOU, HAU! AFTER YOU'VE WON YOUR LAST BADGE; YOU JUST FELL ON YOUR KNEES AND SAID A PRAYER: Dear Arceus, I've collected all eight badges of the alola league, but there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I absolutely suck!"
AND AT THAT POINT; THE EARTH STARTED SHAKIN' AND THE HEAVENS OPENED AND ARCEUS CAME DOWN AND SAID:"BOB..." "B-but my name is Hau" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT: YOU DO SUCK! BUT THERE IS ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY YOU CAN DO: YOU MUST FIND THE CHAMP!" "No Arceus, anybody but The Champ...!" "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
AND AT THAT POINT THE EARTH STARTED SHAKIN' AGAIN, THE CLOUDS PARTED AND THE HEAVENS OPENED, AND ONE VOICE, THE VOICE OF THE GREAT ONE CAME DOWN TO YOUR EARS AND SAID: IF YA SMEEEEEEELL...WHAT THE CHAMP...IS COOKING!"
AND NOW YOU TWO JABRONIES, THE CHAMP IS GOING TO LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU BOTH; AND GOING TO STICK YOUR NOSES RIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASSES!
>>26624502
>>26624546
>>26625514
>>26628829
>>26628884
>>26629073
>>26629283
>vince's face when ramen is the most difficult champion to beat in all the games
>>26623654
>The evil team is formed when you meet LEAKEE and Wacky Jon and their friend Seffer hits them from behind with a steel ix
>Seffer and team Crossfit run wild and murder Wacky Jon
>You make it through the region, beat the lite four and challenge that rat bastard Seffer, who has become the champion
>Suddenly he breaks his leg
>Leakee comes from out of the crowd wearing 28 vests and beats you in a cutscene
>credits
>>26629723
What about post-credits scene?
>Beat the E4
>Meet the professor on the path to the champion's room
>He tells you to make Roman look REALLY strong
>You continue on
>The professor stops you again to tell you to make Roman look really strong.
>You continue on
>The professor stops you once more telling you that you'd better make Roman look Really strong.
>You finally tell the professor that the way Roman would look strong is if he beats you
>the professor stops you before you get to the door
>He tells you you have to let Roman beat you but you have to put on a 5 star battle.
>All of Roman' Pokemon only know Tackle and Mega Punch
>You have to showcase your mon's entire skill set before forcing it to faint against Roman's Pokemon.
>Doing anything else results in the professor calling off the match, taking your pokedex, Pokemon, and Badges, resulting in the first Game Over in main game history.
>You let Roman beat you as Boos fill the room despite there being no audience.
>Red comes out and holds Roman's hand up in victory.
>You are sent to a room to have an interview and talk about how great Roman was, why he's better than you, and why he's the greatest trainer that ever lived.
>Credits
>>26629767
Babydick Rollins
>>26629815
>You slip and have a concussion in the post game and are forced to retire from Pokemon battling.
>>26629815
>>26629838
>Pokemon now has ads in wwe shows
>Roman is in the Su/Mo postgame
As an /asp/ie and /wooo/kie, this thread triggers me badly. I'm just hoping next month with the brand split that Ramen Rains ends up finally somewhere where I can't see his smug-ass dumb Samoan face. I already put up with Big Match John for ten years, I don't think I can do it again with Vince's fetish for Samoans.
>>26623702
>a guy with long hair is nothing
hmm
>>26629767
>Post credits: popular Unovans who made it big in Kanto come to help you and are instantly killed by Leakees cousins the Tweedleduce Dos.
>>26630128
>/asp/
Gross. Roman's actually fine, it's the writing that sucks.
>>26624571
Leakee
This is Champ Leakee's theme: https://youtu.be/TmPKjrh7kN0
Hot new leak here. Champion is also the main villain this time. He plans to harness the power of legendary pokemon to eliminate all the haole and shoobie tourists ruining the island.
Solgaleo's alternate forme
>>26630128
It's just Vince's plan to get everyone to like Cena desu
>>26629815
Roman would be the first champion to ever use a Max Revive
>>26623654
>Sun and Moon's difficulty is piss easy, not even XY could compare with it
>You squash the shit out of the E4. The nerfing is blatantly obvious
>Its time to battle the champ
>"I'm Ramoone Rainze. I'm not a bad guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm THE GUY. My pokemons will punch you in da mouf. They can; They will. And you can BALEE DAT".
>Battle starts
>Ramoone sweeps you with Alola's regional 3rd stage monkey pokemon using only Tackle and Power-up Punch
>"OOOOOAAAAAAAHHHH"
>Your team is wiped out
>"Sufferin succotash, son"
>tfw
>>26628944
THIS
THIS
THIS
PLEASE
>>26628944
oh shit
>>26626007
Not that guy, but I'm confused. Do you mean Kamehaha, or the Duke?
Make Rowlet look strong!
>>26629283
Bravo.
>>26624669
>not Phoebe
>>26628944
this would make such an epic twist, HE OWNS THE BATTLE FRONTIER
>>26623654
>Alola's champion is Phoebe's mom
>She's finer than Drasna
>>26623702
She doesn't have short hair you idiot, they're just tied around her head like pic related.
