Me think yellow mouse is one of best pocket monster.
Me think that girl in short shorts with black vest best mating partner.
What other tribe think?
me think OP is faggot
Me think post cavewomen
>>26611149
This
This cave painting of monster can make good pet
>>26611149
Kek
>>26611162
This cavewomen best mate
Anog has great taste
>>26611145
Me think you have taste of mammoth droppings
obviously large balloon spirit monster is the best pocket monster
>not wanting to mate with pocket monster
Me thinks other tribe have evil spirits
>>26611145
>Me
>Make pocket monster from mud
>notice flesh snake hurt
>stick into mud
>feel good
>do again
>snake leak, no hurt. Feel good.
>mud was happy egg monster
>feel bad
>what do?
>>26611394
>wanting to mate with pocket monsters
me thinks you want mate with wolf-humans, me also thinks you have evil spirits in head, and need trepanation therapy
>>26611145
me think blue water alligator best spirit monster partner
better than overrated fire salamander dragon
>>26611414
>find fire
>jump into
giant sky llama talk to me
he say pink kitty is ancestor to all
me dunno
do i believe giant sky llama?
>>26611533
>He believe in sky llama
>3000 BC
>tip banana leaf
>>26611590
DEVIL DRAGON MAGIC
-loud frightened hooting-
>there unga bunga RIGHT NOW who no use big rock pocket monster
>>26611662
>STILL liking big rock monster
All go shape of the pear, but still 4 of us left....
>>26611145
Me like big water snake
Me also think long yellow haired woman in black is best for mating but short short black vest good too
Me like you taste
Op is autistic or 12 either way should stop posting
>>26611901
>>26611145
Me like rock with yellow slime-face. It take berries and make funny water.
>>26611145
Me like big fire wolf.
He is best hunting partner.
>>26611145
I'm just waiting for the ancien homosapien fossil pokemon.
Found pocketmonster.
It has pretty voice. Me keep it?
>>26612509
No, is waifu for me
>>26612531
Eat mammoswine dodo it mine.
>>26612509
always make noise
eat and make shut up
Found strongest rock. Make more rocks.
Also mate win win.
ME FIND PURPLE MOUSE IN NEW COLOR
IT SHINY SPARKLE
>>26612634
QUICK SMACK IT!
>me
>out in wilderness, find yummy yummy swine nubs in bushes
>me hungry, think good eat
>me smash rock on head of nubs
>last one squeak in fear
>squeak make flesh rod feel tingle
>look around, make sure other ungas not near
>me pick up shaking swine nub
>put nub on me nub and shake around
>nub squeak out loud
>big swine come out of forest looking for baby
>me shake nub on flesh rod faster
>nub squeak louder, big swine roar louder
>big swine get closer
>flesh rod spill inside nub, overflow
>big swine rampage toward me
>rival tribe come out trees, get attack by swine
>me grab dead nubs and run back to tribe
>me face when big hero for kill other tribe
>me face when chief eat me cream filled nub
>>26612735
Rockdamn it.
>>26612735
Me think you sick.
>>26612634
Rope it!
>>26612531
>>26612545
ME FIGHT ALL YOU IN ARENA FOR PRETTY MONSTER
Me think music bug is best monster.
Ooga and Nog-Nog always make fun.
Ooga say "monster is gay."
Makes sad me.
>>26615592
Monster is gay! Unga Bungalow is faggot, everyone!
Fellow anogs, who should I knock unconscious with a club and drag back to my cave to claim as my waifu? Gardevoir or Lopunny?
>>26615619
Me sides
Me like moon spirit, give good sleep visions. Tribe say only try hard use moon spirit, me no get it.
>>26611533
giant sky llama lie to you
me see red water bug hit with big water claw
me do not see pink kitty hit with big water claw
me try to teach pink kitty to hit with big water claw
me fail
>>26612509
Me found pocket monster too, it dances nice. We friends now. We use my pocketmonster and your pocket monster to make show. They pay us for show. We get meat. We share meat.
Cotton monster laugh at me.
How to take cotton for make clothes?
Hey guys, I'm from the future where Pokemon are kept for sport and there is plenty of non-descript stew for everyone. Do you have any primitive questions for me?
>>26615875
Crush monster
Take cotton
>>26616135
OOGA BOOGA LIGHT SKIN? DEMON! GO, HORN BUG! SMASH!
>>26611145
We really, really need to delete this board and force it all into a singular thread on /vg/
>>26611149
/thread
>>26615658
me like your post
this good way to avoid being sense with rock head ooga booga named richgard
richgar believe only in strange electronic rock with silly information
he think pink kitty can smash with big meat claws
Some you normieanderthals alright, don't go to river tommorow.
>>26616602
that a funny rock. old ooga booga say it make big whale go crazy
>>26616135
what dinosaur is powerful for future people
>>26616135
what best Age? me think Snow Age best Age. nice big mountain. remind of home. fire monkey best partner.
>>26616685
me cavemate Archie rant about rock all day. Big whale make rain and flood. Happened before
Somebody screencap this xDD
>Be me
>be 10 springs
>local shaman call you
>shaman let see strange food
>says it no food, it pokemon
>no understand but ok
>first pokemon is shell octopus
>second pokemon is shell bug
>third pokemon is lizard with flying thingy
>shaman let choose one
>me excited
>me go adventure
>me beat tribe leaders
>me be champion
>"me choose shell octopus"
>mfw another 10 springs anog speak
>"then me choose shellbug"
>"dad's dad did give me best pokemon" says anog
>"did forget to tell, he be son's son, name blueg"
>"not nice to meet ya, mamoth feces" say Blueg.
>me say nothing
>"i name shell octupus Omanyte, name cool"
>"then me name shell bug shelly spidey thingy with red dots"
>change later to Kabuto"
>Blueg want battle"
Me think we meed make stone tiny round mammoth
If tiny round mammoth fast we unga be fast too
>>26619209
Unga you drunk again
I tell you before wheel idea never happen
>>26619209
>stone tiny round mammoth
anog have rock brains. stone not mammoth. stone is stone. why even here? u no even go to first hunt I bet. experienced hunters only here. baby.
>this thread
Me laughing big much.
>>26619295
the white wool in the sky is night sun.
>>26615555
Nobody is point out cave-saving quads? This weird. Ugg not used to this. Ugg scared.
Also, Ugg check.
>>26611145
Uh, which girl in short shorts? There like, 3.
>>26619333
me see your numbers
>>26611897
Me like long yellow hair woman in black too, but, she scare me. She scare me so much, I start getting happy happy. Me no understand.
>are tamers leaving small creature gift of shaman in pretty cave
Me serious hoping you anogs not doing this.
>>26616364
this anog must be a man in woman hide
all vegee clan do is be man in woman hide moaning and taking flesh stick up wrong end
they speak weird thing like boy poochee
>>26619333
me like those numbers. are repeat like mom is repeat to get job
you anog have poop taste
>not mating cute boy with scruff hair
>mating with woman
>ever
Me think Johto is best cave. What does anog think is best cave?
>>26619530
me think you got dropped too much on head bjork
>>26619596
home cave of sinnoh, but johto is good cave as well. hoenn cave is full of water, good for swim with fish monster
>>26619530
>wanting man cub who bring no sons
>not wanting pretty woman make flesh stick grow tall
Me bet you take flesh stick up stinky hole
>>26619488
You numbers good too
>>26619530
>Mating just boys
>disregarding good of tribe
Boy poochee is nice but soon entire tribe dead. Other tribe then come mate our women. You want raise other tribe kid?
>>26619596
Sinnoh has biggest cave. Biggest cave best cave.
>>26619461
>>26619612
Bad taste
>>26619630
>wanting sons
hahahahaha anog you funny
>>26619634
yes. take lonely baby and make big strong man family. no woman
>>26619640
your dada said the same about you anog
>>26619613
Me like Sinnoh cave too, remind me of ice age. What is swim? My cavemates go to water and then me never see them again.
>>26619658
>Wanting raise other child kid
Anog you get banished for speaking that Other tribe shit.
>>26619640
Me forget where am. Nothing but omegas.
>>26619669
WILD
>>26619688
swim is when you get in water and move through it
>cave painting related
>>26619640
me make family so family make new family
shaman say our sons soon become adavnced
>>26619669
Other anog get thrown in fire
>>26619669
HOT HOT FIRE
>>26618984
>choose shell octopus
anog dead from beginning expected
Aromatisse no be plague doctor
WHY BE NO PLAGUE DOCTOR
YOU COME INTO OG CAVE AND CHALLENGE OG, OG ROCK YOU OVER HEAD WITH ROCK
>>26619712
>>26619729
>>26619730
Why you talk to self?
me believe pokemon beginning not know hammer of crab
who agree also?
>>26619751
hahaha this anog of dark skin
he is primitive
>>26619759
ME HEAR PINK CAT MONSTER CAN NO HAMMER LIKE CRAB CAN HAMMER
pink kitty do not big meat claw
>>26619759
how cat use crab tool
>>26619762
You no hate Og, Og show all other Ogs Og's Cave Challenges, it catch on, Og show you
>>26619751
Og eat shit
>>26619762
>Current sun cycle
>not being dark skin
Me just go to cave of Hoenn while hunting. What happen to cave frontier?
>>26619792
Cave in. Not come back for while. Me miss Lucy.
>>26619787
Flower Rock no stop Og, Og change Pokemon to Cold Rock or other Bird Rock
>>26619792
Collapsed, children always getting lost inside.
>>26619792
what cave frontier
there was no cave frontier
you burn smelly plant?
Kalos cave is best cave.
Contains great life deer.
>there be unga bungas in this village belive that big eyed beak creature is part of flying monster families
>>26619816
i want to mate with life deer and teach son to mate with it
>>26619831
not your son
only life deer son
>>26619803
Me use fist beast. NO CALL ME BEAST MATER. IT GOOD BEAST.
>>26619839
:(
such is life
Little dancer just evolved
what is "dress" it speak about?
>>26619844
me want wolf-humans to die in fire
>>26619855
OOGA BOOGA STAY AWAY
FUR MONSTER TRY TO TURN YOU INTO BEAST MATER
>>26619855
do not listen
it is say it is from future
me think it is lie
>>26619828
Ha ha those rock brains.
>>26619844
Og confused, you call Fist Beast, but that Dog Rock
>>26619855
That Lady Rock, dress is what Lady Rock call Rock Outfit
Og must go though, he has Big Pokemon to fight and lots of Rock to Smash
>>26619865
I hear cavemate say they from future.
Cavemate who say they from future say cavemates no live in caves in future.
I laugh, cavemate is silly. Cavemate no from future.
>>26619863
But anog me raised it from youngling it help me sleep at dark.
>>26619828
for actual? what dungskulls
>>26619759
Me believe problem is not with beginning pokemon, but with humans who not know how to teach.
But... Me not want to teach. Crab suck.
fellow cavemates
what is your favorite thing to do with monster
you like mating
or cuddle
or hunt
or battle
or maybe somethings else?
>>26619881
Fist beast better name. Beast punch rocks. No rock dog. Og in trouble.
Anogs me found this lighting rock. it scares me . was able to bash it with stick. what do?
how i capture monster?
>>26619916
>mating
LEAVE CAVE. BEASTS FOR BATTLING. BEASTS FOR HUNTING.
>>26619916
Mate and hunt is best life.
>me find this beast beast
>me think it cool look
>me give it food and now it companion
>It protect me in battle me protect it
who best monster beast for you fellow cave people?
>>26619943
you wrestle it until it tire and it submit
if monster submit, you get new friend
How beat nightmare spirit?
>>26619974
mate with
>>26619958
Me like big fire wolf. help in hunts and cooks food. also fluffy.
Get all the mates.
>>26619938
no go near it, I touch it once and rocks hurt me
>>26619943
>be this new
>>26619974
Let nightmare rock use sleep on your monster. Use snore rock, then have snore rock use sleep rock.
>>26619981
Even if me want, nightmare spirit just give me sleep and leave.
>>26619916
Me like cuddle. Other tribemates make fun of me, say I want boypoonsh, or just want to mate with it but too not alpha.
But monster warm and soft, and make me feel happy. Life is good when cuddling monster.
>Beast Maters ruining cave
BEAST MATERS LEAVE
>>26620018
>ten moon cycles after ice age
>use snore rock
me think you dum dum
>Me Unga
>Find Rock
>It look anger
>Get punch
>Hit with club
>Grab rock
>Use as weapon
>Eventually big flash
>Now big rock, cannot pick up
What do?
Anogs, goat monster make fun of me for still liking big rock. Why goat monster no still like big rock? Big rock is better than small rock.
>>26620075
>still liking big rock
>>26620073
Give to someone for better one.
>>26620073
rock is scare of you, yes?
instead of pick up rock and hit people, tell rock to pick rock self up and hit people for yo
>>26619898
pink cat can fight many ways, but me no see it hit like crab
richgar say beginning monster can fight like crab, but not show how
>>26619958
Me think loud bat best pocket monster
It look cool and go fast
>>26620143
loud bat too loud
it disturbs pots and pans
>feeling of sad when no mate
>>26620105
But Unga no want big one, Unga want small one again
How do make big rock small so can pick up again
>>26620120
Get rock to fight battles is not warrior way
>>26620143
It get loud at night.
>>26620154
am very sorry Unga, but you need new rock
>>26620150
Anog you no need mate. You have rock monsters to hunt with. Hunting better than mating, mates annoying.
>>26620154
mate with female of big rock to produce smaller rocks
>>26620073
Tell big rock to do attack. Big rock listen. It beast. Beasts like fight for you.
>>26620154
>not understanding how to scare
bad warrior tribe will be scare when they see you tell big scary stone man what to do
this because bad warrior tribe cannot scare big scary stone man into doing what they tell to do, so bad warrior tribe will be even more scared of you, who did scare big scary stone man into doing what want to do
>>26620225
the only thing scare me is you not rinsing skin good
>>26620241
leave cave, hot-season man
>>26620241
FIRE BACK AGAIN HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
>>26620171
Is there way to prevent big flash, keep small rock from become big
>>26620383
You use cool stone that stop monster grow.
Me think shaman have one
>>26611145
OP never hunt them all! TRIBAL ELDERS! TRIBAL ELDERS!
>>26615658
>me try to teach pink kitty to hit with big water claw
How teach big water claw
None teach big water claw
>>26611515
Anon caveman start great quest for fire.
>>26611145
>2500(AC) of Ourd L-rd Mew
<People STILL worship the phony Demiurge
I am 9(000)yo Adam Kadmon and WHAT IS THIS?
freaking mundanes I mean, it's like you never met Yakub in person or somethin
>>26615636
>Lean palm frond askew
>>26618757
Me Cave neighbor AZ only have one spirit demon. It am tiny, but hold pretty flower. AZ am good cave neighbor.
>>26620754
anog not anog? what is Pszek? You sound like faggot. Talk about ponies and yaks. Name is stupid with strange runes next to it. All name runes people shit.
>>26620754
>L-rd
(((())))))))))))))()()()(()()() LEAVE CAVE NOW ZOGLER SHOULD HAVE PUSHED ALL OF YOU INTO FIRE MOUNTAIN
>>26620947
>that odd blood rush when Zogler was right
>paul was right about the long nose clan again
Me like green haired thing. It likes me too and can make big rocks fly. It can make stuff fly. Green haired thing also good decoration for cave. It also protect from bad beast.
Me like green haired thing. It useful.
Zug think fire badger best. Way better than blue gator and leaf dinosaur.
>>26619530
You am gay Anog
[bad clarinet music playing]
>>26621496
ANGRY HOOTS
>>26621136
me want to lift cloth up and see if beast is femog
>>26621647
but can not mate
>>26621866
if green hair is femog then we will see
>>26621909
what would baby look
>>26621647
Me chcked green hair. Green hair is femog but green hair not allow to mate. I seen more green hairs, we try to make more green hairs friends. Green hairs useful as hunting beasts and green hairs carry heavy things by making dem fly.
>>26622308
me saw strange green hair other day with pointy elbow. is also good for friend?
>>26622345
It better. Smash rock real good.
>>26622356
Woman green hair maybe can mate with pointy elbow green hairs. We use woman greenhairs and pointy elbow greenhairs to make more greenhairs.
>>26622162
see rock image
>>26622308
>>26622425
me want in on action to make geen hair femog boy
>>26622425
Me went back to look for pointy green hair. Found it with lady green hair and some tiny green hairs.
me wrestle pointy elbow and win. now whole group follow me. wat Zug do now?
>>26622584
zug make painting of greenhairs
>>26622584
You make green hair tribe.
>>26622596
Ask for tiny green hair virgin.
>>26622746
no she not ready yet
>>26622711
anoug agree
Found pocketwoman
tried to wrestle, can't wrestle.
What do?
>>26622711
Zug shall be king!!
>>26622746
monsters not for mating
cringe thread?
>>26623047
Is ok it looks like cavewoman.
Besides is hard to fine good strong mates in the cave these days.
>>26623135
Stupid Fun thread cringe thread is somewhere else.
>>26622942
Throw water. Spirit beast get hit by water.
>>26623149
Stop mate beasts.
>>26623149
It looks to young. Not ready for mating. We use green hairs to find cavewomen. And we use green hairs to take cavewomen
>>26625841
Take older virgin then?
And also use them to take mates.
More mates more power.
>there are unga bunga IN DIS CAVE who not tame all beast
child unga leave cave
>>26625898
But is aganist rulez. But there no rulez. Me curious. We can try to mate with green hairs. Nobody told mating green hairs is bad.
>>26626296
Big lama supports it
is good enough for me.
>>26620806
Me meet AZ before. AZ say he over thousand winters old because magic weapon make him forever live
Me no believe it
>>26621205
ung think your taste ok
me think Blue gator far better tho
it eat enemies like walnut, crack open and feast!
me found a ground bug
me took in ground bug for raise and pet
it remove it skin and grew wings
the old skin is move i am scare
what do
ME FIND POCKET MONSTER TOO
BUT...
IS THIS BEAST OR PLANT
>>26628026
wrong
pretty leaf dinosaur is best
smells nice
>>26628037
hole on skin back will make anog dead if look inside
skin rock kinda cool and bro if dont look though
Me heard talk of great bowbird and evil water dog. Not sure if me believe talk.
What does tribe think? Wil great lama approve?
>>26628152
WHY IS ANOG SO ROCK HEADED
LEAF LIZARD IS LEAF AND LIZARD TOO
>>26628481
me think you wrong. how use skin rock for fight if not look?
>>26629189
Just no look at bug anog. You not really need look. It invincible.
>>26628550
Water dog STRONG. Knife bird hunt good. Great Llama must approve.
>>26629228
Me heard rock bug burns well. Becomes tasty snack
>>26629237
Really? Nothing can touch my rock bug. Me no try fire though...
GIANT LAVA LIZARD ANGRY
IT CAUSE MOUNTAIN TO SPOUT FIRE
WHAT DO
>>26629251
wrestle it, or get sky lizard to wrestle
>>26629251
Pray to green lizard god and throw shiny rocks at him as sacrifice.
>>26629251
And we shout "FUG!!!!" and green lizard god helps. L
hello anogs of mainland
me from big island in west
we call alola
what you want know about alola
>>26629525
What spirits you pray to?
>>26629525
wat alola femogs like?
>>26629536
orange ball cat
white ball bat
red rock ball spook
>>26629548
alola femog are brown
smell like water
like flower
>>26629536
You have green hairs in alola?
>>26629525
is difficult to live in?
>>26629525
How big Alola?
Me once try go but boat ride too long.
Me think see island before turning back but too much cloud.
It real?
>>26629764
yes
>>26629816
alola big big
dumb anog think small but don't realize we make hut bigger than place on mainland
island is there
fun thing on island
>>26629840
What fun thing? I want see fun thing. Tell now.
Me would fill sleeping fat with love
Cave paint is topic
>>26629933
NO MATE POCKET MONSTERS
WHY YOU ANOGS NO UNDERSTAND
IT NOT RIGHT
BEAST MATERS GO OTHER CAVE. WHERE ELDERS. BANISH BEAST MATERS.
>>26629868
you find out soon no worry
alola chief say we make pamphlet for mainland soon so everyone know about us
you know fun thing when we make pamphlet
>>26630008
Me think you bullshitting. Alola look small and shitty. Show cloud island and me change opinion.
me bump on rock
Zug find some shiny rocks. Give them to greenhairs to play with. all of sudden bright light and two big greenhairs grow bigger. me go get shaman to show new greenhair. when get back greenhairs back to normal. now shaman think zog crazy
>Go to check on neighbor cave
>Not heard his yells in long time
>Arrive at neighbor cave
>Angry cave lizard there instead
>Neighbor dead
>Angry cave lizard chases me but me legs move fastly
>Come back at sunset and leave dead change deer by cave
>Angry cave lizard no chase me this time
Should me keep trying to make friend with angry cave lizard or should me bash it? Are they useful friend?
>>26633134
make friend with cave lizard
give neighbour to eat
anog good neighbour
me unoriginal faggot so me spam rare sclerocephalus.
do me fit in yet?
Me found another beautiful thing. Looks like plant femog. It smells nice it dances nice. Me keep it with femog greenhairs. Me sure plant femog will be friends with femog greenhairs.
>>26632930
Make hold stone infront of shaman?
>>26633639
zug try, but greenhairs just act tired and confused, shaman already angry at zug for eating part of shaman mushroom crab, refuse to let zug try again.
Sup fags, you seen your gods anywhere?
>>26633672forgot pic, embarrassing
>>26633573
Make them breed? Plantgreenhair femnog.
>>26620754
We no like trip rocking in we cave
We all same here
No want people with name
Maybe if we need remember anog for reason like away giving
But no this cave
Cave names and trip rocks for faggogs
Grug find leaked concept art on cave wall. Is legit.
>>26633818
You not from here, go back behind great elder Trumpump's stakewall and take false god with you!
>>26634153
But Grug janitor at Nintendo! Has inside scoop!
this good thread
>>26634285
What are thread? Me only wear skin of adorable rodents found in tall grass.
Now that dust has settled, can us all agree climbing down from tree and walking erect was big mistake?
>>26634257
What Nintendo? Anog must have hugged with Lobster Shroom. Not suprising when all anogs from behind stakewall hug Lobster Shrooms.
>>26634365
Why monster scared of us now.
>>26634376
Nintendo big God. Grug give Nintendo all his shiny rocks, Nintendo give new cave paintings to Grug since small baby. Grug excited for new cave paintings.
>>26634422
But most monsters on ground, not tree. Up in tree, mostly bugs. Bugs weak.
>>26612634
>me have rat
>rat in top percentage
>4357 BC
>not wearing comfy shorts
>>26634428
Anog, buckteeth man with funny eyes no god. He steal you shiny rocks to share with bignose man. Only lama is real god.
Anog, me find new thing. Me think it new monster! ME HYPE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me from Kalos
Go deep in cave, find big snake
Look sick and is sad snake
How me help?
>>26634436
no, bug make many kill, bug make strong fast
>>26634534
You say that to Grug's face instead of through cave painting, and Grug club you with heavy stick.
