Why is he so perfect?
>>26589588I like to imagine that Reshiram is a girl and Zekrom is a guy. Yin-yang stuff and shit
>>26589588
Where did Reshiram go wrong?
>he
I know it's wrong but I can't not see reshiram as female.
>>26589588
First off she's a she.
Second off she's married.
Quit eyeing off Justin's girl.
>>26589588
Literally how can you like it? Its body is shaped like a fucking banana.
>>26589692LUBBY CHUDDER
>>26589588
>he?
It. since, Reshiram gender is unknown.
It's a interesting Pokémon.
>>26589786
His voice was masculine in the movie tho
>>26589786
Fuck off, Richard.
>waifufags are triggered
I love you OP.
>>26589802
Maybe she's a smoker. She is a fire type.
>>26589588
Actually the shittiest Pokemon ever fucking made holy shit the dick feathers the fucking goddamn wing arms holy fuck it's so trash I can't fucking believe it shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker come on
>>26589588
Reshiram is a bishonen dragon
TOGETHER FOREVER
TOGETHER FOREVER
>>26589802
Non-canon to the games.
>>26589925
I never could get over reshiram's canid face. It's a dragon except it's not...
>>26589979
Delete this
>>26589995
No, canon to the games. Fuck off Richard.
>>26589663
>>26589686
>>26589692
>>26589786
Do you not see it or something
>>26590051
...I like to pretend that doesn't exist like the thanksgiving parade did.
>>26590051
N-NOT A DICK.
JUST CROTCH FUR
>>26589979
This is canon
>>26590051
You have a Negative mind and your eyes are fooling you. That's nothing.
>>26590049
Lie. Non-canon. Red and Ash Ketchum are cross-canon-counterparts.
>>26590240
It is canon. You are lie.
>blue eyes
>white dragon
>>26590309
>>26590309
>>26590577
>>26590309
>zekrom
>red eyes
>black dragon
>ShinyKyurem
>Purple eyes
>grey dragon
>>26590736
>>26590260
You lack knowledge about Pokémon.
>>26590753
>>26590736
>>26590753
>>26590764
What are you doing. stop. STOP
>>26590759
I do not lack knowledge. You only know your own headcanon. Fak u Richard.
>>26590764
>>26590793
>>26590816
NO YOU FOOL
>>26590841
AHHHHHHHH
>>26590841
>>26590791
I don't do headcanons and you do truly lack knowledge about Pokémon.
>>26590841
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26590736
>>26590753
>>26590764
>>26590793
>>26590816
>>26590841
>>26590858
SCREENCAP THIS
>>26590911
Everything you say is just your own headcanon and you lack knowledge about Pokemon.
>>26590919
how new.ru?
>>26590929
I repeat what the Pokédex tells me.
For example: Zekrom info
>>26589588
WHITE POWER
>>26590956
No. You are just making your own theories.
>>26590956
>filters
Yeah, you're an idiot.
Hai gaiz what' going on in her...oh...oh God...my childhood...
>>26590929
The Movies are non-canon and inaccurate about Zekrom height.
>>26590956
Doesn't change anything to the fact that the pokédex is shit and headcanons are far more interesting because Gamefreak are absolutely terrible writers.
>>26590985
you're an idiot by following fanon.
>>26590990
>working with the pokemon that reset pikachu's level
>>26590999
headcanons is trash. Game freak writers are very intelligence people.
>>26590980
I don't theories.
>>26591029
I'll have to ask you to come back when you're able to write proper english.
On another note, nah. The pokédex entries are stupidly short and barely bring any interesting info at all. There is nothing to work with and I honestly find it a good thing that you have to use headcanon. That way, Pokémon is the way you want it to be, not the way Gamefreak wants it to be.
Reshiram is completely unappealing to me. I don't think it's a bad design necessarily (apart from the wing arms) or that it represents a decline in pokemon quality, but I have no interest in it.
Kyurem is best
>>26591046
but you post your own theories EVERY DAY
on EVERY THREAD
>>26591052
headcanons are unappealing.
Game freak created Pokémon.
Not fans. Your fan fiction sucks.
Daily reminder that arguing with Richard the Mewtist™ is like playing chess with a pigeon
>>26591013
The Pokémon Anime series is a joke.
>>26591076
But fans creating their own things from a franchise is a perfectly normal thing. It happens with every single work of fiction. Do you seriously think there are people like you who go on, say, harry potter forums to tell them their roleplays suck because they're not canon ?
There are people who enjoy their headcanons more than the "official" canon and you can't do shit about it. Especially when it's about pokémon, which barely gives you any interesting info to work with. I don't give a shit if Gamefreak created pokémon, they're fucking hacks who couldn't write good lore to save their lives.
>>26591062
The Pokédex is canon.
>>26591114
Fans ruin everything great about Pokémon.
Fans are terrible writers as well.
>>26591116
the pokedex is not canon. the anime is canon. you are not canon
>>26591143
That's a matter of opinion, mate. Let people enjoy what they want without bringing up "HURR DURR CANON" all the time. Nobody cares.
>>26591076
All sequels are fanfiction, just legally licensed.
Gamefreak are terrible writers.
Ergo, almost every pokedex entry is terrible fanfiction
>>26591143
You are a fan, therefore you ruin Pokemon and you are terrible. You are not canon
>>26590903
>8000
>>26591151
Pure Madness..
Zekrom is better.
>>26591160
>>26591162
>>26591165
I'm not Pokémon fan like you.
I don't whine about Pokémon lore.
I don't write fan fiction.
I don't use Speculation and silly theories.
I don't whine about Pokémon learning or learning that.
>>26591208
Then, if you aren't like the people on this board ? Why would you willingly stay somewhere where people don't agree with you, don't like to talk with you, and don't talk about what you want them to talk about ? Why the fuck do you stay here, Richard ? This place is not for you. At all.
>>26591208
You follow the games, right?
You claim to know all about Pokemon, right?
The Pokedex is your Holy Bible, right?
That means you are a fan.
>>26591235
That's not important.
What's important is that we all like Pokémon.
>>26591264
>translation: DIDNT READ LOL
>>26591264
It is important to talk with people you can get along with. All you get here is hate and insults, and most people probably think you're either legitimately retarded or a shitposter. Anytime you try to bring up "canon" info, the thread is derailed, and the threads you make end up in insults and shitposting.
>>26591244
1. I'm not omniscience.
2. Game freak is omniscience and omnipotent.
3. I am a Pokémon fan, possibly the biggest Pokémon in existence.
However, I don't whine about Game freak imperfections.
>>26590841
MY EYES
>>26590919
why cap your samefag
>>26591283
No. Everyone is different in their way.
What's important is that we all like Pokémon.
Reshiram is a cute boy
>>26591278
I always make Language translation errors.
>>26591310
Everyone is different, but honestly derailing threads and creating ones that WILL end up in shitposting just because of who you are isn't exactly something really good on this board. It isn't exactly your fault, but you brought this upon yourself. If people see you doing your thing, the thread will be derailed. No exception. And I'd rather have the few threads that aren't blatant waifufagging or shit like that stay of half-decent quality.
>>26591289
You are omniscience because you act like one and you are backed up by your Holy Pokedex
You are admitting you are a fan, so that means you are ruining Pokemon and you are terrible because you said that fans ruin Pokemon and are terrible
>>26591310
Fuck you I hate Pokemon
>>26591319
Reshiram gender is unknown.
>>26591343
And that's exactly the kind of post nobody wants to see.
Let that anon think Reshiram is a boy if it makes him happy.
>>26591343
>he doesn't know
>>26591334
I have no interest in talking about other people problems.
I'm only interested in Pokémon.
>>26591334
give it up anon. his english language comprehension is not sufficient to understand that paragraph you wrote. he will just probably reply with something like >>26591310
>>26591369
Then please, Richard. Put on a tripcode. So we can filter you. Because then you'll be able to talk with the people who want to talk to you and who won't have filtered you. Please do that. Use a fucking tripcode. You can see how in the FAQ.
>>26591341
I'm not omniscience. Game freak is omniscience and omnipotent.
Game freak is God.
>>26591397
nice headcanon
>>26591354
That user comment is inaccurate.
We don't know all of Pokémon genders yet.
>>26591403
Facts. Game freak is God.
>>26591429
do you pray to your false god every day?
>>26591406
That doesn't matter. Not everybody cares about that. And those people don't care what you think of it. If that anon wants to think Reshiram is a boy, let him be. There's no need to comment on it, it's just shitposting at that point.
>>26591461
Game freak created Pokémon.
Not that fan.
Reshiram is a cuteboy
STOP FUCKING SPERGING OUT AND DERAILING THE THREAD ALREADY YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC PRICK FAGGOTS
>>26591477
He's still free to say what he likes without you having to say anything about it. Even if it's "not canon", he can still say it. Fuck off. Fuck you.
Imagine the good.rafag and the pokedexsperg meeting in the same thread.
>I love he.r so m.uch s.he is my everything
>Goodr a is not Only her, they is be Both genders
>no that's not true!!sh.e is a beautiful g.irl and you are wrong!!
>I am not Wrong,pokedex is Right About Everything
>I don't care what the pokedex says g.o.o.d.r....a should be f-em*a%l^e only!!!!!!
How many posts do you think they'd reach? Would /vp/ collapse under the sheer weight of concentrated autism?
>>26591527
But It's not true.
Only the truth matters.
Lies don't.
>>26591570
That's a matter of opinion. There are people who prefer their "lies", who create headcanon, who create their own work of fiction using pokémon as a basis. This is a thing that has happened to every single work of fiction in existence. And that's fine, and normal. Let people talk about what you call "lies" if they want to.
SING WITH ME RESHIRAAAAM
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
>>26591761
To think so much cringe could fit into a single image...
>>26591761
>you will never lack self awareness to do something like this.
Why live?
Completely inferior to Zekrom
>>26591761
>gay marriage
>>26590716
Underrated
