Shouldn't it be Torchic skin?
Mongoose skin
>>26588138
Animals exist in the pokemon world
They're the meat humans eat
No one eats pokemon
Nigger skin
Chicken is a rare,mysterious Pokemon from the same faraway region as Indian Elephant.
Animals do exist in the pokemon world.
>>26588146
What's the difference between animals and pokémon?
>>26588138
"Torchic, the Chick-en Pokémon"
>>26588146
>No one eats pokemon
They do though, there's a whole book about it in DP.
>>26588146
False.
>>26588157
Animals are dumb weak creatures just good to be eaten
Pokemon are creatures with great powers and human tier intelligence/feelings
>>26588172
Why have pokémon not taken over then?
>>26588151
I sort of secretly hope GF adds Indian Elephants to the pokedex.
>>26588157
Pokemon are intelligent and have feelings.
>>26588156
>discussing an undesirable feature in a Pokemon game
>not worthy of being posted on /vp/ because it offends your degenerate mind
You know where you need to go.
>>26588146
A restaurant in Lumiose city once served me a slowpoke tail. So I believe they do eat pokemon in game.
>>26588194
How about you?
>>>/pol/
>>26588187
So are humans also pokemon? Or are they animals?
>>26588194
You literally cannot be over 15 years old
>>26588211
>N-no you!
>>26588194
you
not in my /vp/
>>26588138
Hau is cute. CUTE.Are there lewds yet?
>>26588219
»>>26588156 »>>26588194
>N-no U
>>26588220
>your /vp/
/vp/ is not your personal army.
>>26588212
In game isn't it canon that humans can sometimes turn into pokemon? Or that pokemon and humans used to be the same kind of creature? Something like that.
>>26588225
I want pic of him NTRing the male character by fucking the female one in front of him with his BBC
>>26588234
It's legend.
>>26588138
Animal names are used as general classifications. Basically as follows:
Rodent --> Mouse --> Pikachu
Rodent --> Mouse --> Cyndaquil
Rodent --> Rat --> Ratatta
Rodent --> Rat --> Dedenne
>>26588138
the hat is a flower
>>26588231
as if i implied it was
it is still my home board, and if i see a fellow /tr/ainer telling a /pol/tard where to go, naturally i back them up
>my /vp/
i am /vp/'s personal army
We literally can't have a Hau thread without it devolving into a mess. Amazing.
>>26588263
Isn't Dedenne a hamster?
>>26588263
this
>>26588282
What does having chicken skin mean, anyway?
>>26588306
different way of saying goosebumps is all
>>26588306
Basically the female protag's hat reminds him of a chicken...so another way of saying goose bumps.
>>26588296
It's a gerbil, it has a tail.
>>26588282
This is how much /pol/tards gets triggered at the sight of a dark skinned person.
>>26588274
you're a faggot
>>26588322
I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, antibiotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
>>26588319
Oh yeah, I forgot gerbils were a thing. Either way, it's not a rat.
>>26588282
>>26588322
>devolving
>implying a bad character could ever get a good thread
>>26588330
What floats your boat I guess but I don't need to know your life story.
>>26588338
He's still better than Tierno.
>>26588338
>bad character
How is he a bad character?
>>26588330
that's nice anon. cherish your white pride.
>>26588157
Animals are animals
Pokémon are pocket monsters
Is this really a hard concept to grasp?
>>26588282
This thread was never about Hau. It's about chicken/torchic skin.
>>26588367
Nigger vs. French land whale? Tough call, but I almost agree with you. I might need to do some degeneracy calculations for a bit.
>>26588389
So there is no difference?
>>26588399
Yet /pol/tards still derailed it
>>26588330
You should really consider re-evaluating your life.
>>26588330
>implying cuckoldry has anything to do with race
Get your shit right, Steinberg.
Terveisin, /pol/.
>>26588296
>>26588319
Meh, either way. It was only an example. I only even listed it because it came up when I Googled rat Pokemon.
>>26588146
>No one eats pokemon
we do
>>26588330
It's the man who should feel pleasure, the woman's orgasm is just an afterthought. The only reason cucks are even a thing is because of all the people who fail to understand this.
Like the moon over
the day my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools
>>26588323
you're underage
>>26588330(you)
>>26588400
Fat Faggot<<<<<Normal Tanned person, Hawaiians are Racist and hate niggers too
>>26588481
Nice Sticker Star reference my fellow brony
>>26588515
They didn't seem racist when I was over there. I stayed with a Hawaiian family, went to the beach, BBQ. Their gay son even tried to have sex with me. Very nice people.
>>26588146
Ash fantasized about eating Magikarp.
>>26588534
>sticker star
...not sure if I should feel old.
>>26588330
> I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist.
> There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
Get over yourself, you're not a white nationalist or even an RO, you're just an insecure pseudo-intellectual faggot pretending to be a natsoc on 4chan and getting off on the idea that SJWs on Tumblr and middle schoolers on Reddit think you're some kind of dangerous insurgent.
>>26588515
Fatty detected
>>26588531
Stop fucking clogging up this thread telling this faggot to go to /pol/ he's fucking b8ing you. Fuck off
>I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, antibiotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
>>26588554
No but I used to be chuby
>>26588536
The Japs shouldn't have stopped at Pearl Harbor.Maybe there'll be a Pearl Harbor analogue in the game. Diving around shipwrecks would be fun.
>>26588176
Pokémon have no interest in during that.
>>26588574
Post pics!
>>26588581
The Americans shouldn't have stopped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>26588602
Sounds like a fair trade to me.
>>26588536
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Are+Hawaiians+racist%3F
This board sometimes...
>>26588194
I remember what it was like being a 13 year old edgelord that watched Family Guy like it was the fucking gospel too, anon.
>>26588234
>>26588274
>mfw /vp/ is my home board and I'm a rampant /pol/tard and /his/tard
>no face
>>26588234
Some Human turn into Pokémon when they die or when they have supernatural powers.
>>26588598My face is still ugly though, but I'm 6'1 175
>>26588166
That didn't even rhyme
>>26588581
fuck you
>>26588274
I don't want you on MY /vp/ you faggot
Don't blindly support someone because they've got the same colors
That's just stupid
>>26588602
But they literally ran out of a-bombs.
Its not like they had a factory making those things. It took thousands of people working for years just to build three, and one of the three was just to test if the idea even worked or not.
>>26588415
Pokémon are pretty much space aliens and Monsters.
>>26588686
I don't want you on MY /vp/ you faggot
Don't blindly hate someone because they have dark skin
That's just stupid
>>26588686
Not him, but I'm a /pol/ack too, I can be nice to people, I will hold the door open for people, I give stuff to goodwill, and I am a functioning adult in society and hide my hate but I can have a different opinion than you on politics you faggot.
>>26588454
For some people it does
>implying there is only one variety of a certain fetish
E.g. Vore (anal, same size, unbirthing, trans-species, etc.)
>>26588719
>>26588734
>thinks I'm a /pol/tard
No I just don't like self righteous faggots declaring war on racism while on 4chan
>>26588775
.......? you didn't read my post
>>26588146
Human eat both Pokémon and Animals alike.
>>26588775
And I dont like /pol/tards who shoe in race and how they're """superior""" in everything
>>26588614
Right. I just came from the prof thread running from the bullshit there and for my surprise this thread is fucked too.
I wish our mods were more active and didn't hate us.
Remember to have a good morning everyone~
>>26588818
And you have every right to ignore their posts, friend
>>26588795
What did I miss about yours
>>26588713
But aren't humans the real monsters?
>>26588839
I'm retarded I read your post wrong anon
>>26588734
This post is for >>26588719
>>26588306
Goosebumps. Grab a dictionary
>>26588146
>>26588155
>>26588151
>>26588631
>>26588649
>>26588713
Please kill yourself Richard.
>>26588830
...Quick! Someone make a hunger games thread!
>>26588894
second.
>>26588893
I'm not >>26588151
A chicken is a animal and a chicken Pokémon is a Pokémon.
>>26588364
>>26588388
>>26588442
>>26588454
>>26588478
>>26588553
I see none of you browse /pol/
It's their favorite pasta
>>26589145
I'll go to trash before I ever visit pol
>>26589183
That's because trash is filled with as much pokemon threads as /vp/, so you're never really leaving in the first place.
>>26588138
CHICKENS CONFIRMED IN POKERMOM
>>26589183
>>26589398
Trash is pretty good to be honest
I often go there when I want to fap to mare pussy
>>26588713
"claim""
"rumor""
"thought""
"believe"
>>26588150
>>26588156
>>26588194
Every time
>>26588935
Please, for all our sakes, jump in front of a moving train.
>>26588475
WE DO IT FOR YOU ASSHOLE
>>26588146
Man is the animal.
>>26588194
>7 replies
Every time
>>26588176
Maybe there are no large animals, but animals probably fill all of the environmental niches that pokemon are either too large or not well adapted enough to fill.
>>26589430
>mare pussygreat taste tee bee aych
>>26588497
A DECISIVE REBUTTAL FROM THE BLUE CORNER
HOW CAN HIS OPPONENT POSSIBLY COUNTER THAT
not the same guy, you're a faggot
>>26588238
>him NTRing the male character by fucking the female one in front of him with his BBC
>nothim NTRing the girl by fucking the boy
>>26588138
THE HAT IS A FLOWER
>>26589183
i go to pol for some of the greatest laughs. they have the best banter of any board.
>>26589183
believe me, on behalf of /pol/ we're all happy you're not going to talk or interact with us in any way.
>>26595200
>not /int/
>>26591874
A DECISIVE REBUTTAL FROM THE SUMMERFAG CORNER
HOW CAN HIS OPPONENT POSSIBLY COUNTER THAT
you're underaged
>>26588138
>>26588263
Volcanion refers to Pikachu as "electric mouse" in the movie.
>>26588146
Slowpoke Tail is a delicacy in the Pokemon World. They don't have to slaughter a Slowpoke to get it, though.
>>26588146
>Red- and blue-striped Basculin are very violent and always fighting. They are also remarkably tasty.
BW2 dex entry.
>>26588138
He probably meant to say Torchic skin, but one look at that hat and his mind went where all of ours went.
>>26588893
Stop forcing this meme, buddy.
>>26588138
If Chicken Skin is another way of saying Goosebumps, why are there no Goose Pokemon?
>>26591910
Hell yes.
>>26588274
God, you "people" are fucking pussies.
>>26595330
this
Humans reign supreme over God's creation. It is our duty to bend this Earth to our will.
Pokemon are our useful tools, and our good friends,. Their unique abilities allow us to subjugate this Earth more quickly, more easily, and more thoroughly.
All other life is useless, useless, useless, and yet refuses to quit festering on our poor Earth. If we do nothing to counter them, the lesser-beings will overwhelm us and steal valuable, human-intended resources in massive qualities. To be of any use to us, their bodies must be destroyed, and then consumed. Even this we do with a weary reluctance.
>>26597765
Edgy. >>>/pol/
Chickens is the name of a creature in a video game kids play in the Pokemon world. I think its called Animals.
>>26588138
Chickens are canon.
>>26588155
I guess India also exists in the pokemon world
>>26589465
>Ever present rumor in a videogame turns out to be not true at all.
Does that happen?
>>26588166
>implying D/P are canon
>>26588306
Chicken skin is the bumpy skin on the outside of the vagina of most women.
>>26595200
That's because they have /int/ autists leaking over there as well (just like /v/ sometimes leaks over to /vp/)
Pure /pol/ is easily the most depressing board on the entire website, besides maybe /r9k/
>>26600558
Animals are known to exist in Pokémon Earth.
>>26598319
Pokémon World is Earth with extra regions.
>>26600923
And women in the Pokemon world get those weird bumps on the outer skin of the vagina.
>>26598319
Yeah and other regions as well.
Read Regice Pokédex entry.
>>26600947
It's Pokémon Earth.
>>26595330
Luckily you don't come here to talk with us either
>>26600947
People in the Pokémon Earth, wouldn't face the same problems as we do in our reality on our earth according to a official source.
>>26588784
What a wide smile.
>>26589430
It is literally mean to contain shit.
>>26588155
This.
Animals are seen and referenced often, just not a focal point.
If animals didnt exist, how would they classify pokemon as "electirc mouse" or "bubble frog", etc..?
>>26588155
Where else do you think poison types originate from?
>>26600984
Hoothoot has such a cool design, I'll never understand why Noctowl is just a generic owl.
>>26589183
/trash/ is legitimately one of the best boards on 4chan
>>26602014
You dislikes Noctowl
Because of It's Designs?
Do people actually say chicken skin? Isnt "goosebumps" more widely recognized?
And I'd they were translating it for US, isn't goosebumps more used here (than say another country)
>>26602130
Hawaiispeak
>>26588155
The thing is, the Pokédex is directly talking to the real world player. That's why it's mentioning real world animals, so the player can get an idea.
That's the perfect excuse for a Rotom Pokédex that TALKS with the player.
>>26588138
Go away GameXplain
>>26602154
Learn more about the Pokédex please.
>>26602154
i need you to know learn more about the Pokédex.
>>26602154
A real world butterfly can be seen flying around in Pokémon X and Y during Pokémon battles.
>>26588540
He was also starving due to being lost at sea. People get driven to cannibalism in these scenarios too.
>>26588138
Zangoosebumps.
>>26588146
That sounds a bit Farfetch'd.
>>26588837
Henry best boipussy.
>>26588837
>>26603769
glad to see other FEfags on this board. it's a great way to hold myself over for the new pokemon games
also lucina is the best wife
