>yfw all the pokedex entries are snarky, made up bullshit by rotomdex
>"This here is, uh, a Greninja? With a tongue like that, he'd be popular with the Lickitungs, am I right?"
I want this
I would be 100% ok with this
>>26582091
>"Rotom is the most attractive, powerful, and overall amazing Pokemon. None can compare to its charm and wit, and it is popular with the ladies at the Daycare."
>>26582091
>This is a bulbasaur
>it has an affinity for onions
>it wears an onion as a backpack
>>26582091
D-did that Rotom just talk?
>"Ah yes, Pikachu. An overrated yellow rat who is definitely not the best electric type! Gosh, wouldn't I like to be as popular as this guy!"
>>26582091
No.
>>26582147
>>26582182
>implying a device possessed by a ghost would work the same way it does when it's not possessed by a ghost
>>26582091
>implying GF likes fun
>>26582182
Wait a sec.. a pokedex automatically records data by itself, right?
Well, so will Rotom dex. Check mate.
>>26582091
No....
>>26582091
>ah yes Gardevoir, where to begin.
>one day a stalk of grass decided to be enticing and it worked
>>26582175
I'm getting me mallet.
I'm sure it will be a middle ground, not completely shitting on other mons, but giving the description it's own flavor.
It's gonna be really shitty like the new Super Smash Bros trophy descriptions
>>26582214
Are you autistic? Stop posting this shit. A Pokedex possessed by a Rotom would obviously act differently than a regular Pokedex.
>Rotomdex can also scan your pokemon and give you a Dr. Footsteps like analysis of how they feel.
>Ah, you just caught this Zigzagoon, eh? It's not used to being away from it's friends yet and doesn't trust you fully. Maybe you should use it more often instead of Pidgey
>This is the Raichu you caught as a Pikachu on Route 1? It's very close to you. It'd be a shame if you let it faint from its current status ailments.
>That's the Bidoof you got from Wondertrade! Might as well release it now bud.Like you did to all the others.
>"That's a Garbodor."
>"...well, I was going to make fun of it, but..."
>"I honestly can't think of any jokes that's original."
Sample Pokedex entries:
Raichu
>What? Pikachu has an evolution?
Flygon
>NEVER EVER
Rotom
>FACT: Rotom is the MOST POWERFUL Pokemon in the WORLD.
Stoutland
>Literally just my mom's dog.
Zygarde
>NEVER EVER
>>26582225
Ooga booga booga
>>26582177
>GF is slowly phasing Rotom in as the new mascot after realizing how popular with children Oak's Rotom is in the anime
I would absolutely 100% not be mad about this
>>26582229
>Are you autistic?
Yes, he is. He's Mewtist/Richard, just ignore his posts when you see them in the future, they're quite distinctive and usually involve posting screencaps with the same filenames and obsessing over Pokedex entries.
>>26582146
Exept that rotom is genderless. Change that with engine.
>>26582091
>Slowpoke, huh? Contrary to the name, it's one of the fastest Pokemon in the Alola region. Dodrios wish they could run as fast as them.
>Why's it called "slow" then? I don't know, maybe it's a joke?
>...
>Huh. That's pretty slow. Hey, did you know that Slowpoke is one of the slowest Pokemon in Alola? It's true!
>>26582229
>Are you autistic?
That's Richard aka Mewtist. He is literally a diaper wearing potato in his 30s living with his mom.
>>26582146
kek
>>26582175
Well it's possessing the speaker and Pokédex voice too, so why not?
>>26582091
I might actually start reading Pokedex entries if they went this route.
>Raichu
"Uhh... Says here... something about an Indian Elephant? What the heck is that?
Rotom's Pokedex, /vp/ edition
>Groudon
"Wow, it's literally nothing!"
>>26582255
It's gender is unknown.
No Pokémon is genderless.
anyone with a brain knows its going to be a fucking hand holdy annoying fi type character
>>26582263
Kek.
Made me think Rotom had to do a quick Google Search.
>>26582254
>>26582266
THAT'S Richard/Mewtist? I had heard the stories but this is my first personal experience with him.
>>26582175
Only to express concerns about sexual harassment, but yes.
>>26582147
>>26582182
>>26582214
>>26582285
Fuck off, Richard.
>"It's just a ball! It's a Pokeball with a face! Why would anyone want this guy?!"
>"This Pokemon possesses keys or something, huh? I could get behind that!"
>"Ice cream...you gotta be kidding me!"
>>26582147
>>26582182
This is factually bullshit.
First of all, it's implying that Oak created the Dex. There were none before it. Well I can't prove that there was any PokéDex's before this one, but I can prove that it was not unique. Gen 3 happens at the same time as Gen 1. Oak can't have made the PokéDex. Where the fuck did Birch get his?
And you're telling me all the Dex entries are just some 10 year olds fanfiction, which a Pokémon Professor has asked him to do, to finish his encyclopedia?
Nah', fuck that. Any reasonable person can assume Oak was just trying to make a kid happy by sending him on an adventure of discovery.
back in my day pokedexes actually looked like pokedexes
>Rotom
>A pokemon that actually turns household appliances into pokemon
>Yet people complain about a garbage bag and a fucking ice-cream cone
A reminder Gen 3 was the last Gen with creative designs.
>>26582346
>back in my day
>one of them is from 2 years ago
>>26582352
>Rotom
>A poltergeist that possesses household appliances
>Not creative
Are you retarded?
>>26582346
I'm guessing you're not supposed to hold Rotom. Instead when you need to use him, you have to call out to him like a fairy to give you information.
>>26582343
Don't bother with Richard. Just tell him Mew can't learn Crabhammer or tell him to fuck off.
>Arceus
Oh my God! Hah, geddit? What kind of a God looks like a llama anyway.
>Clefairy
Yup, I can see why they chose Pikachu over you.
>Klefkei
BOOBOO KEYS
>>26582352
Rotom is a ghost, though. Haven't you ever heard of poltergeists?
>"Of course you got yourself a Lopunny. Lopunny is a desireable pokemon, If you catch what I am saying. Hehehe!"
>"Because, as we both know, it has a strong mega evolution! With such power hidden in one mega, Lopunny is quite popular for all the right reasons!"
>>26582299
How's that a bad thing?
>>26582343
Professor Oak created the Pokédex.
The greatest device in the World.
Everything in the Pokédex is true.
>>26582091
"Gardevoir is in the Amorphous egg group, not Human-like, so don't get any funny ideas, buddy."
>>26582399
Fuck off, Richard.
>>26582376
>looks like a llama anyway.
ITS A KIRIN YOU UNEDUCATED SHIT EATING NIGGER
>>26582399
God fucking dammit Richard, it's past your bedtime.
>Golem
STILL liking golem
>>26582408
It's true. The Pokédex is always right.
>>26582424
But this a thread about the Pokédex?
I like the Pokédex.
>>26582091
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want this.
>Before you evolve Diglett into Dugtrio, there is one important thing that you should consider:
>Do you have enough money to pay for the damage to your floors?
>>26582399
I think a tiny ball that can hold a fucking Wailord is more impressive than an encyclopedia.
>>26582436
why are you so mad
>>26582266
You're saying living with your mom is a bad thing?!
>>26582448
But not the Pokedex you're talking about, the new one with Rotom.
>>26582340
>Zigzagoon
It is believed that this pokemon inhabits another tropical region in large quantities, they can even be found in the water!
>>26582434
Go away Richie
>>26582448
Do you like girls?
>>26582496
Rotom have a Pokédex entry.
>>26582518
You are literally retarded. Do your family a favor and end yourself.
>>26582510
Yes but that's completely different topic.
>That right there is a Cryogonal! It typically lives on its own in frozen climates.
>I'll be honest, there's something about it I really like, but at the same time, I feel like that's just not right.
>>26582539
I rather read the Pokédex entries.
>>26582518
I honestly believe you're just shitposting now.
>>26582518
how many images do you have
post your folder
>>26582282
>the rotom is just reading dex entries from previous games and commenting on them
An idea too good for this world.
>Mew
It is said to be the ancestor of all pokemon and is able to learn every move!... although it can't learn Crabhammer... You know what? Fuck this I quit. If you need any more help, just ask Joe Merrick.
>>26582565
721.
>>26582518
it does say it enters machines to cause mischief. he's onto something. i think he agrees that rotom would be a snarky fuck with sarcastic dex entries.
I want the snarky RotomDex to blow Richard/Mewtist's ass out of the water with comments about how old entries are dumb and redundant.
>>26582581
Listing to Unofficial sources.
Are you insane?
>>26582604
the problem is that it was thought up in here so it'll never happen, unfortunately.
>>26582614
but you're an unofficial source
>>26582641
It is a sad day to live, Anon.
I just want to go back to the good days... before Mewtist learned how to use a computer.
>>26582091
I need this.
>>26582655
Shit
>>26582472
Oh rotom!
>>26582299
Yeah, probably. But at least it looks like it has an actual personality beyond "Master,
I calculate a 87.562 percent chance that there is a 56.9 percent possibility that I am the worst Zelda character by 98.115 percent. And your battery is low."
>>26582655
Cool dubs
>>26582614
Here, solving this once and for all.
Mew can learn crabhammer, but no-one has learned how to teach it to another pokemon.
This is for two reasons.
1: The tutors who would want this are all too retarded to do their jobs.
2: The tutors good enough to do so know Craphammer is a fucking worthless move and won't learn it.
Happy?
>>26582655
Oh shit
>>26582091
Honestly I wouldn't mind this at all. It's not like Pokedex entries aren't already bullshit anyways.
>"Wow, you actually chose THIS starter? I have bad news for you buddy."
>>26582411
Anon
Type; Faggot.
Height; King Of Manlets
Weight; Obese
Anon is a dumb faggot piece of shit and if he calls me a nigger ever again I'm gonna possess his mother's dildo. That's right, I'll fuck his mother.
>>26582781
>Crabhammer
>Bad
It's a Water-type Stone Edge with better accuracy.
>>26582655
The Pokédex says Mew learn every move.
>>26582091
>"Boss, I'm gonna level with you. I have no idea what this is."
>>26582855
Oh my God again
>>26582655
fug
>>26582876
It's true.
>>26582855
Moves might not mean the same thing as the moves used in battle. Maybe it can bend its body in any direction (a reference to how it can transform into any Pokemon).
>>26582876
so, what's the deal with this guy and the crabhammer mew thing? why does it matter and why are people upset?
>>26582655
Dem dubs.
>"Kid, did you seriously just write down that slugmas can reach temperatures up to 400.000F? I saw a Goldeen take one of these guys out with bubbles, ya goof!"
>>26582855
why would I listen to you? you're an unofficial source
>>26582938
He shits up every thread with useless screencaps and is literally too braindamaged to figure out how trip codes work.
>>26582655
Dubs I guess
>>26582861
Doujin with rotom taking over magearnas body
>>26582855
Not according to the entry I have!
>"So this blue guy is Lucario, right? You better hope he is proud of his power, if not he'll just be trashing about!"
>>26582655
Check'd
>Hey kid heard of that Pokemon Mew? People think it can learn every move but you know what? It can't learn crab hammer
>>26582655
Fucker.
>>26582655
Son of a bitch.
>>26582655
FUCK you bro
>>26582655
Here's an immunity cat and a (you)
>>26582655
Faggot
>>26582655
Witnessed.
>>26582655
Checked
>>26582655
ZIMBABWE
>Charizard
This Fiery Dragon, is always on the look out for hidden stones during battles.
>>26582655
Why, every time.
>>26582655
Wut
>>26582717
Thanks for the new phone wallpaper.
Best Rotom.
Rotom being snarky in the Pokedex is such a good idea that it probably never ever crossed GF's mind.
That makes me sad.
>>26582655
Damn
>>26582655
niigger
>This is Pikachu. He got super popular after dropping some weight. Dude use to be fatter than Snorlax.
>>26582655
Fuck you
>>26582655
I love my mom.
>>26582655
NOOOO
>>26582655
FUCK YOU!
Don't know why everyone is praising it, it's dumb enough having a rotom fuck up the pokedex. Don't fuck it up even more.
>>26582655
>>26583377
dubs are going to a bunch of downers in this thread. what's up with all the sudden pokedex worshiping; it's a goddamn encyclopedia. what could a little personality hurt?
>>26582255
It can possess vibrators.
>>26582091
well fuck, now I want something that will never happen, this is what zygardefags feel?
>>26582774
Fi is CUTE
C U T E
>>26582655
>>26582655
ugh
>>26582655
b8 is gr8 m8
>>26582655
Pls no
>>26582655
kys
>>26583377
Because a snarky Rotom writing dex entries would give the game (or at least a character in the game) more personality?
Most of the dex entries right now are either over exaggerated shit that seems to be made up by the 10-14 year old ingame character (over 5000 IQ!), fairy tales (variations on "Absol is rumored to sense danger/disaster before it happens") or ultra boring scientific stuff (Cryogonal "captures prey with chains of ice up to -100 C")
Honestly even if 2/3 of the puns make me cringe, if the remaining 1/3 of the writing was Super Mystery Dungeon-tier it'd be an upgrade.
>>26582655
>>26582655
>>26582655
>>26582655
>>26583396
The whole point of it IS to be an encyclopedia. What's the point of getting info on new Pokemon if it's a bunch of "jokes" that aren't even funny.
>>26582655
die loser
>>26582655
>>26583540
Guys, how about this.
Rotom will happily give the default Dex entry, but will also give his own "Dex entry" as well.
Best of both worlds- now we get actual info on the new Pokemon, as well as snarky Rotom.
not gonna reply to that post, desu
will report back in tomorrow, can assure that my mother will be fine
>>26583540
because it's better than the pseudoscientific blandness, vague folklore, and complete nonsense (indian elephants, anyone?) we've mostly gotten so far
>>26582091
>>26582091
>pokemon becomes Reddit tier in it's descriptions similar to what Hackurai did with Smash 4
Please no
>"Wow, a Mew! And you didn't even have to move a truck to find it! Kids from 20 years ago are seething at your luck right now!"
>"Hey, it's a Zubat! Hey, it's a Zubat. Hey, it's a Zubat... Um, trainer, don't you carry any Repels?"
>"Machamp is known for its four musclebound arms, and its... questionable fashion sense. It should really dress more modestly!"Fuck you OP, for wanting something I know will never happen.
>>26583562
That reminds me of how in Pikmin 2, you can get Olimar's notes, Louie's recipes, and the ship's sales pitches. I like it.
>>26583540
nobody reads old pokemon entries after 6 gens
>>26582655
Fuck you man
>>26582655
(You)
>>26583591
> "Did you know that 25% of Machamps are female?Let's slut shame the whores with their tits out!"
What's a Rotom
>>26583686
Rotobs are little people like you and me
>>26583591
I would actually "catch 'em all" if the entries were like that. It's one of the best parts ofAnimal Crossingand I imagine it would be one of my favorite parts of the game as well.
It's a great day to be a Rotom bro.
Are people actually upset about a Rotom being in the pokedex. I think its cute and gives Rotom a little personality.
>>26582655
I don't need guilt on top of insomnia. Fuck you.
>>26583743Honestly, I never really liked Rotom (except Mow for some reason), but Dex Rotom is cute as fuck and I'm really into the idea.I just really hope it's not Fi tier in terms of handholding, or else I might end up passing up these games.
>>26582655
please no...
>>26582655
fuckr
>>26582655
stop this
>>26582655
>s t o p
>>26582655
>>26583800
>I just really hope it's not Fi tier in terms of handholding
If it means less handholding from the friends/rivals, it still might be an improvement.
>>26582655
Here's your (you)
>>26582655
Here's your reply
>>26582655
fuck you
>>26582655
>>26582091
I think it's a cute way to give the Pokedex an A.I. in a fashion that is totally in line with how science seems to work in the pokemon world. Realistically, we're still going to have the same type of pokedex entries as we always have, the only difference is that when we get a message or some shit like the holocaster, it'll be preceded by the Rotomdex making a comment that you've got a call, or having a bit of dialogue from your A.I. partner when there are no other characters around just so the trashtalk from the villains isn't totally one-sided.
>>26583877
As long as it's optional to read, I'll be fine with it. But knowing Gamefreak, I'm not getting my hopes up.
>>26583909
Yeah, this is genuinely a fun, smart idea.
>>26582655
>>26583159
>>26582655
aye
>>26582655
mother no
>>26582655
Hurry up and die, bitch.
>>26583071
>>26582175
>typing "le meme culture" stutters
if you stop that shit you might make some friends
>>26582655
no
>>26583936
>Haha nice try kid!
>>26582655
Nice dubs and nice burn.
>>26583969
>Being this bothered by it
if you stopped that shit you might make some friends
>>26583071
>>26582655
>>26583978
>>26582655
pls not mom
>>26582655
>>26582486
If you're 30 and living with mom, you'd better either be paying rent or she should be living under your roof and not the other way around.
There's no shame in living with your parents as an adult, but there is shame in freeloading.
>>26582182
Okay, fine but this is post-oakdex. They've been recording data for a while.
I think it's like, minimum 7 years if it's concurrent with kalos. more if after.
>>26582655
fuck you
>>26582655
frag
>>26582655
fuck off m8
>>26582299
Literally Game Freaks Claptrap
And we all know how annoying that little shit is
>>26582655
dang
>>26582346
Pokedex are always modeled after a console.
Rotomdex confirmed to be first NX design leak.
>>26582235
>it actually does literally do nothing but spew memes, because they're trying to be "hip and withi it" and "pander" towards millennials.
you have made me realize the potential for a new, fresh hell.
>>26582655
Not risking it
Thats nice
>>26582263
No, rotom. I think the slow one here is you.
>>26582655
nice meme
>>26582655
he has dubs, it must be true. the dubs have never lied to me before.
>>26582655
i understand
>>26582655
Fuck you
>>26583047
I... oooh. Mmmm. mmmmmmmmm,*waits in shadows to see if it will appear*
>>26582655(you)
>>26582655
>>26582399
I can't tell. "I am mumbles" level legitimate autist, or just dedicated troll?
I don't frequent here enough to know if he's an actual cringehumor laughinstock or just grabbing lowhanging guaranteed responses.
>>26582655
fug
>>26582655
What id my mother isalready dead? WHAT NOW, VOODOO MAN?
>>26582655
What,
>>26582655
have you
>>26582655
fuck off im sick of seeing this goddamn image.
>>26584077
B/W was modelled after the Ipod Classic, and Kalosdex was modelled after a touchpad.
Unless this was nintendo announcing their movement to the mobile market more than 5 years ago... No.
>>26582655
(you)
>>26584183
he voodoo. he'll bring her back alive, but in a bad way. monkey's paw style. jumbees and haints, that sort of thing. better get your salt ready in case she decides to pay a visit.
>>26582655
agh
This is a very Reddit-esque thread
>>26582655
BAZINGA
>>26584254
>>26582655
Flug
>>26584237
>>26583173
>>26583657
>>26583890
>>26584136
okay, so I dropped off for a while, and I come back, and there's this new meme running around like crazy. I'd assume it's related to samefagging due to a "(you)" appearing after when someone is quoting you. now, but I'm not really getting the exact connotations. I've been trying to lurk it out for the last few weeks and it's just not happening. So...
What does (you) mean?
>>26582655
BAZINGO
>>26582655
reported
>>26582655
fuck off
>>26582655
True, he is an unreliable source because he lets it stew and lives with mommy.
>>26584311
why don't you lurk more you fucking newfag
>>26582655
If dubs yours die instead.
>>26584311
When someone replies to your post it says (You) next to the post number
Is Rotomdex just a ploy to grab back Yokai Watch consumers by giving the protagonist a ghostly compatriot like Whisper?
>>26582655
You
>>26584311
I believe that it refers to giving a shitposter what they really wanted, replies, but making sure they know that you knew it was all they wanted.
I think it is related to the Bait Fish, most specifically the ones where the fish takes the bait, knowing what is coming.
>>26584311
its literally just emphasizing that you (you specifically) have been replied to. when something is utterly moronic or amazing, calling for numerous replies in either deserved fashion or not, people will say "here's your (you)" or just (you) in their post just for the memetic emphasis of it. whenever you yourself see replies to your posts, that will just appear next to the post number, but i guess this is for redundancy and effect. most likely scenario is that you're a dumbfuck if it happens to you though. a dumbfuck or a magnificent bastard.
>>26582655
Chad
>>26584311 (You)
>>26584342
Okay obviously. but so what?
Is it just a synonym for a response then?
>>26582655
Chad sheikhs he
>>26582655
Nice dubs
>>26584359
er, meant to link >>26584351
>>26584359
no you piece of fuck. it is the response. the fact that one was made at all is in and of itself the response.
>>26584359
you seem to be over complicating this, anon. it's simple.
>person posts something expecting replies
>person gets replies
>those replies are made by people who are aware that this person wanted replies
>(you)
>>26582655
fug
>>26584359
are you just fucking retarded? every single fucking time you have been replied to you should be seeing the (You)s next to your post number. when people additionally type this out it is no more than saying "i understand youre a troll, here is the lack of a reply"
its also saying youre a dumbfuck though.
>>26584359
If someone responds to a post with nothing but (you), they're implying that the post they're responding to is bait designed solely to garner replies. They're also implying that the post is not worth responding to seriously.
>>26584376
no no, not the red (you) that's made by the system.
The (you) that was typed by the poster. Usually with an air of derision.
I thought it might have to do with samefagging, because one of the other things I've seen people do is take "screenshots" of the post to show that they don't have the (you) on both posts being accused of samefagging, though they could have easily edited it out.
But it's not used like that. It seems to be used more like "this is bait" used to be before that fell out of trend.
>>26584388
so it is used as a synonym for response, then really. Like >>26583890 and >>26583895 are identical in intent. Yes?
