Alola deserves a pokemon based off of this Hawaiian legend.
>>26575096
Snorlax?
>>26575108
Singing Snorlax confirmed.
>>26575108
Mega snorlax
>>26575108
although he was fat, it's decently uncalled for
>>26575096
>yfw theres a legendary based on him
>>26575108
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>>26575129
People, stop. He's healthy, beautiful man.
Snorlax's distant Polynesian cousin.
>>26575186
Didn't he die?
>>26575186
For you
AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY
>>26575204
Yeah from being fat.
but his music is good.
>>26575171
>>26575186
Found the hawaiians. It doesn't matter how good his music is he was still a fatass.
Im Hawaiian from Oahu. He suffered from an eating disorder. But yeah it'd be cool to pay tribute to him. It'd be nuts.
>inb4 All Hawaiians are obese
>inb4 Stereotypical Malasada lovers
>legend
The only place where being fat is legendary is USA, indeed.
Duh.
FUCK YES LETS START A PETITION BAYBEEEE
>>26575171
>>26575179
>>26575204
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>>26575321
Who even is this guy? What's his name?
I'd rather he make a cameo.
>>26575272
Yup. He was a fat ass. But he did appeal to the world with his music. And I'd rather be a fat fuck with millions of fans than be a fat fuck thats a fat loser. lol you ;) lets face it, most of you fuckers on /vp/ are fat.
>>26575356
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BeKhlUzPUc
>>26575381
Fuck you, I'm big-boned.
>>26575356
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole. Sang a version of somewhere over the rainbow. Its quite popular on youtube.
>>26575096
gym leader would be good
>>26575384
Okay. Thanks, anon.
lesbian orgy
>>26575356
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole, or IZ for short
>his music is good
That's like, your opinion.
>>26575400
No, you're fat because you're stupid.
>>26575457
STOP TRIGGERING ME YOU SHITLORD
FYI: A large portion of pacific islander males are genetically predispositioned to being extremely large. In the case of Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, he had an eating disorder :---DDDD
t. Geneticist
>>26575483
geneticist
>>26575283
civil engineer
What the fuck /vp/?
>>26575543
I'm an electrical engineer and avid orchid collector. The people who grew up with pokemon are pretty much adults now, dude.
>>26575605
Yeah, but they told me anime is for little shits, neets and fat people.
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>>26575605
Geneticist bro here, post orchid collection. I'm considering starting bonsai and insect collecting.
>>26575483
>genetically predispositioned to being extremely large
>t. Geneticist
Sure thing, tumblr HAES buddy. But I think /fit/ would like to have a word with you about how the human body and fat actually works.
>>26575483
He did though. My uncle was good friends with him and his family. Polynesians are naturally big, but no Poly is THAT fucking big.
>>26575635
This board is undoubtedly mostly underage little fags and dyed hair girls.
>>26575655
On my work laptop at the moment. No pictures.
would be nice to see a trainer named after him. he made some nice music.
>>26575671
>implying /fit/ knows a single thing about the human body
>implying /sp/ even understands the sports they follow
>/tg/ can't even play chess and Magic
>/tv/ unironically likes Breaking Bad
>/mu/ has no clue what good music sounds like
>the last time I saw someone in /o/ with a car was 2009
>>26575326
Fuck USA. Hawaii never wanted to be a part of their disgusting country.
>>26575675
"Genetics" is just a code word fat acceptance people and tumblr users use which means "I don't have the will power to not eat myself into a coma."
>>26575760
Watch fat acceptance get BTFO in under 30 seconds
https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0?t=282
>>26575671
>>26575720
>>26575760
Genetically predispositioned to being large does not mean "immune to exercise/dieting/weight loss" It means they're bodies are wired in a way that they need to work somewhat-significantly harder to receive the same results.
>>26575797
>50 min
what's the exact moment you idiot
>>26575096
I'll cry if the champions is based on him
>>26575917
>https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0?t=282
Copy and paste the link
>not a champ based on Elvis
kill urselves
>>26575880
>Genetically predispositioned to being large does not mean "immune to exercise/dieting/weight loss"
I wish someone would tell this to the HAES movement.
>>26575384
>>26575406
>>26575446
>Israel
Who names their child after their greatest ally?
>the champion is a little girl with a mega sableye
>>26575243
Stop this
>>26576045
>rotomdex translate him and basically speaks like stich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IvK5pHYs6I
>>26575243
Continue this
>>26575356
>where
Brother Iz
>>26575448
He pretty objectively had an amazing singing voice, even if you don't like his music style.
>>26575243
>>26575096
>encountering giant fat guy on the peak of a cliff, staring at the sunset
>he's playing his ukelele, singing about Pokémon folklore and the June and the moon and the springa
>finishes
>turns back
>AS THE ANCIENT ALOLIANS USED TO SAY
