>professor is a Jersey Shore castmember
>not wanting to fuck professor momoa
At last a male fanbase character, YAAAAS show me those pecs
>>26567725
I'm a straight male so no
>>26567693
You do know that hawaiians are naturally brown, right
>>26567846
>straight
>4chan
nice try
>>26567693
>He's passionate about his research into Pokémon moves and has sometimes taken direct hits from Pokémon when there was something to be learned from it. S
Kukui fits right into S&M.
>>26567928
>being a mentally ill homosex
>2016
P R O F E S S O R
C U C K
>all the males being salty because female players want to fuck him
>>26567967
>homosexuality is mental illness meme
>>26567693
PROFESSOR KEK
NOOOOOOO!!!! NINTENDO WHY!?
>>26568015
>female players
>on /vp/
lel
>>26568038
there was a thread with 200+ replies that discussed the presence of females on this board extensively
>>26567693
We'll never get images of him teaching the protagonists how to surf.
/pol/tards please go
>>26568015
not giving a fuck about other ppl desires, just wanting to fuck that professor
I want to wrap my arms around his torso underneath his shirt and kiss and lick those delicious pecs.
>>26568015
I'm not mad about females being attracted to him. It's just that nobody wants to hear about how some mentally ill fag wants to touch his pecs or some shit. Why do homos always think people give a shit?
>>26568080
>implying most of 4chan doesn't have the same views as /pol/
>>26568070
I know its just kind of "le no girls on the internet" meme at this point, but half the time it legitimately seems like 4chan is surprised that a good amount of girls use the site
>Professor KUKui
what were they thinking
>>26568171
>males literally start drooling over every 12 year old girl announced in the franchise
>one hot guy for girls and gays to thirst at
"M-MUH HOMOS RUBBING IT IN MY FAAAACE"
>>26568171
For the same reason you think they need to know who is your waifu or what would you do to a hipersexualized Gradevoir? Just asking
>>26568171
I dunno, why do people want to hear about anyone wanting to do things with anyone else? Yet we have a dozen threads a week about lusting to rape the girls, to say nothing of all the furry threads.
>>26568197
>implying most of 4chan aren't epic memesters
>>26568250
>for girls
Sure, Jan
Most of 4chan does NOT share views with /pol/tards. They're just trolls.
>>26568265
I don't want these neckbeards sexualizing my gardevoir
>>26568171
>I want to run my dick all over Luna-chans face
I could do without those too, but sadly neither you nor the faggots or sluts on this site can shut up about their libido for one minute.
>>26568250
These people are so far in the faggot closet that it's unbelievable. It's 2016, no one cares if you like dick. Throw your dumb religions away.
>>26568305
>hurr no girls on the net women are all lesbians they don't like manly men because SJWs tumblr!
So many guys here who think they know how women think. Are you that desperate to be women yourselves, constantly acting like how you think we do?
I'd ride Kukui until we both pass out and he's impregnated me five times.
>>26567693
looks like junpei to me, dude
>goatee
>baseball cap
>sweatpants
>abs
AAHHH DUDE MAN WEED LOL BRAH FUCKIN GIRLS AND SKATEBOARDS D00D
IM GONNA GO FOR A SURF BRUH THATS TIGHT SICK AS SHIT MUTHAFUCKA
>>26568363
No. They're not. They're closeted homosexuals which is why they self-loath while simultaneously jerking off to Milo Yiannopolous.
>>26568023
Do you even know what a meme is?
>>26568393
Yes, it's retarded nonsense repeated so often stupid people think it's a fact and start parroting it themselves because they want to be hip and fit in.
>>26568378
>being jealous of a person who doesn't exist
Anon please, even /r9k/ isn't this insecure
>>26568363
you aren't a girl if you have a penis
you cant get pregnant
>>26568265
Nice generalizations there faggot
>>26568363
It's an /r9k/ thing. Just like every girl who has simmliar hobbies to a guy must do it solely for the attention.
>>26568416
That's not what a meme is
>>26568429
/pol/tards are the most insecure breed of human being on planet earth. This is why everyone is a cuck to them. It's projection.
>>26568363
Calm down, I was only trying to say that a seminude male character is not made for women, is made for every pokemon player who like boys. It is funny how from 2 words you've write an entire text. Calm down Felicia, I'm gay and I don't need to know how women think
>>26568446
Just as yours honey, I didn't say a shit about his pecs but well
>>26568430
>hurr durr
I know it's the internet and you can't be held responsible for how you act, but just because you CAN be a thundering retarded dipshit doesn't mean you SHOULD.
>>26568476
Nice projection
>>26568357
>hurr being a fag and being straight are the same!
News flash, homos comprise an extremely small percentage of the population. Shit that you like makes the rest of the population uncomfortable because it's disgusting and unnatural. Also, I don't post about shit I want to do to females on here but good try.
>>26568485
And the post you replied to said just that.
>for girls and gays
Were you just trying to be a funny memester or are you literally incapable of reading?
>>26567693
This is probably gonna be another Professor Juniper scenario.
His father is probably a Professor too, the guy who gives you your starter Pokémon.
>>26568543
Poor you, finding gay shit on internet
I pray for your son not to be gay, if you have kids (that would be a tragedy for humanity)
>>26568543
I said I could do without any of the sexualizing that goes on here, but I'm also not childish enough to go into a tamper tantrum if someone posts shit I could do without reading like you.
Are you afraid that you might catch the gay if you read too much posts from homos on here or why do you need to tell everyone how uncomfortable you are?
>>26568485
>hurr a handsome man isn't for women, it's only for gay people!
Were you born an idiot, or did it happen over time?
>>26568543
>Shit that you like makes the rest of the population uncomfortable because it's disgusting and unnatural
It only makes whiny little babies like you uncomfortable, and if it was "unnatural" it wouldn't exist throughout the animal kingdom from fruit flies to penguins to our fellow apes. It's amazing how easily triggered you children are when it comes to who's attracted to who.
>>26568558
Bye Felicia
It's ok, you thought I was talking as a girl but you were wrong
>>26568657
>only
Very well read
>>26568543
>the rest of the population
pretty sure the only people that are made uncomfortable by homosexuality are insecure heterosexual men
>>26568485
Bruh. That post acknowledged it was also for boys who liked boys. Learn to read.
>>26568699
>I was only trying to say that a seminude male character is not made for women, is made for every pokemon player who like boys
Did you put "only" in the wrong spot? Because that wording and structure means "They made this character only for gay guys, not women".
>>26568543
No. It's because you also secretly want a dick in your ass. Faggot. It's okay. Faggot.
>>26568714
This.
Dumb little baby assumes everyone wants his peeepee and will do anything to get it, therefore THE GAYS are a threat and a menace. I mean god forbid, one of THE GAYS might hit on you and not stop when you ask him to, or even try to drug your drink.
>>26568543
considering 99% of females find you repulsive, you don't have to worry about gay men coming for you
>>26568714
Who are probably not heterosexual at all; sexual fluidity runs through nature, it's not just shit tumblrinas screech. It's a real thing. But, these fucknuts just use the tumblrina argument as a means to mask their insecurities. It's precious.
>>26568750
I was only trying to say one thing: it's not just for girls
A player can be also a girl
>>26568828
Holy shit this is a good point; gay men actually have HIGHER standards than women, because men are incredibly shallow. Which is also something /pol/sters love to project onto women. It's hilarious the cycle they fall into.
>>26568714
Right. Go up to any man then say you want to rub some guy's pecs and watch how negatively he reacts.
>>26568543
>unnatural
>implying that grown men wanting to fuck 2D children is
>>26568879
This entirely depends on where you live. On the west coast, the reaction you're expecting is the minority. You'll either get laughter to just a "Cool beans" sort of response.
>>26568879
Go up to any person on the street and tell them you want to do sexual things, and you'll get the same reaction no matter what: "What the fuck is wrong with you?".
>>26568878
>gay men are incredibly shallow
am i being meme'd on or what
>>26568364
SUH DUDE
>>26568543
This
It is funny to see homophobia in pokemon fandom, basically because gays can be a minority in the world population but they're definetly not in pkm fandom xdddddddddddd
I approve professors being attractive people since generation 5. And not old or ugly people desu
>>26568879
if you do this to a woman they would respond negatively. sexual remarks from strangers are pretty socially unacceptable
>>26567693
Yaaaaaas daddy
>>26568171
Careful with these fragile straight feelings. They must be protected
>>26568837
The kinsey scale is a thing, and I'm not sure why people are so afraid to admit it
>>26568485
Tell ha
>>26569064
Society ingrained fear of being seen as gay and therefore a sissy, which would make them get ridiculed because men have to be manly or something.
>>26568543
You're probably really ugly for even the most tragic gay to pay dust to you. You shouldn't worry about a sistren wanting your dick
>>26568879
What kind of nonsense
>>26569188
Man, social norms can be so fucking dumb. I'm not a dude, so I don't really understand the pressure to be masculine, but it sounds really shitty and restrictive, waaaay more than the pressure for girls to be feminine.
>>26567693
He looks prettyrad
>>26568202
Traps aren't real girls anon.
>>26567693
>rainbow in the hat
first homo pokemon professor confirmed
Free helicopter rides for gays.
>>26567693
>ring on his finger
guess ill have to settle for mistress
Kukui is pure sex.
>>26569418
What if it's actuallya mega ring and you fight him as the true final boss similarly to steven in emerald
>>26569207
Funny enough I've had several gay men try to come onto me, one of which almost resulted in me beating the shit out of him.
i'm actually so upset it's not the hot grandpa from the first trailer
>>26570880
>on 4chan
>getting hit on
>physically able to take someone on
Jesus, anon, you could at least TRY
>>26570880
>reacting to someone finding you attractive by trying to harm them
Ow the edge. What other stupid things to you get angry enough to be a danger to everyone around you over?
>>26568657
he literally said
"every pokemon player who like[sic] boys."
Now if you said >hurr a handsom man isn't only for women, it's for gay people! you'd be right, because thats what he said.
Stop being a bitch because a gay guy wants the same dick you do. Its not his fault you cant get one in real life
>>26568714
>uncomfortable by homosexuality are insecure closeted homosexual men and heterosexual women afraid gay men are all sluts who will steal their husbands... despite the fact that if their husband isnt also gay it doesnt matter which is why theyre terrified of gays getting married - they dont want to be married to one "secretly"
>>26571291
The hell are you farting about, show me when I said I was "upset" that he wanted Kukui. His poor wording of his statement made it sound like he was saying "Attractive men aren't for women", THAT is what I was pointing out. Maybe you could try being less of a retard.
>>26567693
He looks like a sandnigger
>>26571166
>reacting to someone finding you attractive by trying to harm them
Just like most women
>>26571420
I thought all people who weren't white as a fish's belly were African niggers, make up your minds, people.
>>26571433
Wasn't aware a few raging feminists = "most women". Guess you're fine with being called a rapist pedophile because a few men are.
>>26571400
>show me when I said I was "upset"
When you called him an idiot with passive-aggressive insults, claiming to know how someone else thinks by asking bitchy quests immediately after suggesting he knows how you think, and if any of the posts before that are you, then... Well, youre clearly very angry.
Ive been around plenty of bitchy women before, anonette. Your behavior thus far is every bit as childish as I wouldve expected from a girl whos upset over someone stealing her man, even if its entirely in her own head.
>>26571490
Plenty of people besides feminazis flip the fuck out when people call them hot etc., if they perceive it to be overly sexual because they were raised that Sexuality = bad and cant get past that even as sexually active adults.
And then demand that men make the first move and never make it themselves, which leads to them breaking up with a guy they love because he wont propose to her instead of... just proposing to him first.
Women are retarded children
>>26571490
>Guess you're fine with being called a rapist pedophile because a few men are.
that's pretty typical yeah
>>26571527
Men do the exact same things, stop acting like you're special for having a dick.
>arguing about this nonsense in the first place
We really are the shithole of the universe.
>>26571585
>Men demand women ask them out on dates and then pay for it entirely themselves and then dump their lover because they wont suggest marriage
Excuse me? Now, I agree men are stupid, entitled children just like women but no, most men do not behave like most women.
>>26571527
Big difference between telling someone theyre attractive and outright saying you wanna jam your dick in them.
Then again, am I actually surprised that someone here is choosing to blame an entire group of people for their own social retardation?
>>26571585
>>26571676
what the fuck am I reading
back to tumblr NOW
>>26571527
>I can't get laid because all women are evil feminazi prudes!!!!!
did you ever think that maybe youre the problem here?
>>26568470
Well in 4chan it is so give up on trying to provide most of these retards with actual definitions.
>>26571527
>And then demand that men make the first move and never make it themselves
Plenty of guys do that too, thank you. I'm also not shy about telling a man he's hot and what I want to do with him.
>>26571733
none of the problems i described apply to me lol, its just what ive seen.
>>26568416
No a meme is an idea shared by a collective group of people, passed from one person to the next.
So yes, technically that is a meme. pretty much everything is a meme
>>26571815
i always just define memes as inside jokes for the internet
I know they're supposed to be Hawaiian but why do all the local-looking people have foreign sounding names? They didn't all have French sounding names in Kalos. Even with opportunitys they had for Unova. Juniper wasn't Professor Maple even though that'd be the state tree of New York. It feels so forced to me.
>>26571815
Memes, Jack! The DNA of the soul. Expose someone to anger long enough, and they will learn to hate.
>>26568171
>Trying this hard to be edgy
What's it like being so mad all the time?
>>26568171
>complains about gays sexualizing an adult character
>probably posts in threads sexualizing 10 year old girls
>>26568430
By that argument any woman in her 60s who has gone thru menopause is technically not a woman.
>>26572220
60 year old women don't have penises
>>26571527
Cute projection
>>26568470
that is a meme retarded whats your definition newfag?
>professor is a stand user
He Fights pokemon fucking bare handed and shirtless. Jesus christ husbando material X1000
>>26567693
It's an autist tries to make pop culture refernce episode.
>>26572383
Someone needs to draw him wrestling an Ursaring while topless.
>>26572383
Remove the man bun and he'd be perfect for me.
>>26572383
Where were you when Kukui was confirmed turkish oil pokemon wrestler?
>>26567967
>being on 4chan
>not being some form of mentally ill
>>26572487
O-Oh my.
>>26572469
I love the bun, it's cute and something to grab onto during sex.
>>26572487
Oh god, yes. All he needs is the jacket, hat, and glasses.
>>26572487
as soon as i saw the hawaii theme i immediately pictured momoa
>>26572581
So much delicious man meat.
>>26567693
I thought he was a reference to the character Jeff Goldblum played in Jurassic Park
>>26572810
But Jeff Goldblum isn't sexy.
>>26567693
I can so imagine him with Space Dandy's voice.
>Kukui
no he parado de reir en horas
>>26572383
>Pokemon S&M
>The professor lets pokemon hit him
they did this on purpose
Every time I see his name I can't stop thinking about the cucuy.
>>26573224
Oye nigga te va comer el cuco si sigues riendo de el.
>>26569349
If I can fuck them they're real girls
>>26573305
Stop it, beefcake hunks make me uncontrollably wet.MOAR
jesus christ, you can even hear how pokemon pound him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K3Cs7WyAxE
>>26568080
>muh butthurt pol obsession still shackles me!
>>26574453
>stop being so mean to us, let us invade whatever we want and fling our shit everywhere!
Stick to your below-/mlp/-tier shitboard.
>>26573305
>took 100+posts for him to be posted
finally god
>>26567773
Pretty sure you don't know how words work.
