How would your life be marrying your pokewife (depends on what speciec it is)? How would you raise YOUR children, how can you and your wife handle pokemon and human discrimination?
Hey. It's better than the $hitposts.
>implying this isn't a shitpost
>>26556779
>It's better than the $hitposts.
It really isn't.
>>26556779
>Implying it isn't shitposting in itself
We'd move to sinnoh, we're its apparently ok to marry pokemon. We'd raise little gligars to live life the way the want to, and we'd let them choose the life they'd like. They would grow up to become great gliscors on their own, and eventually it would just be me and my gliscor
>>26556844
>Where it's legal to marry Pokemon.
In the ancient past, Anon. It's not legal anymore.
>>26556866
Oh please, as if Cynthia hasn't already done everything in her power to legalize pokemariage, it's just a matter of time
N would've approved this thread.
>>26556779
>Marry Latias
>Get a cool step-brother to awkwardly bond with
>Can use psychical bullshit powers to communicate.
>Can look human when the situation requires.
>Durable as a brick shithouse.
>10/10 cuddles.
>Fuck it, 11/10 cuddles.
>Never buy an airline ticket again.
>Cars are only for when we both don't go somewhere
>.Having a partner who can fly in general.
>Whenever I get sick, Heal Pulse
>Can fit in human accommodations.
>Kids (If human) get a mother they can at least communicate with psychically. Good chance of growing up to be aviators or pilots what with all the flying they get to do as children.
>Kids (If Pokemon) are adorable as fuck.
>Kids (If weird-ass hybrid) Are jet-plane dragon men. Not bad if they inherit legs. Would probably stop after the first one if it happened this way, though.
10/10 Waifu, would marry again.
>>26557140
God-tier taste Anon
>>26556779
Anon, Man and Lizard can't have children together
>>26556779
>Even in the 2d world they would commit beastiality.
Wow. I can see why you'd do it in real life with an animal since degenerates like you will never see the day of being accepted into a intimate relationship with an actual normal human. But resulting in the same thing even in the world of fantasy? That's just...sad.
