Let's settle this once and for all. Magma or Aqua? Choose a side.
>>26554511
magma, just for the uniform
>>26554511
Aqua because Archie is attractive as fuck.
>>26554511
aqua so i can fug archie
otherwise
>>26554598
for the same reason
>>26554598
I would prefer the magma uniform if it weren't for the midriff baring team aqua ones
>>26554511
Aqua because I like water more than fire. Also dat caramel skin.
>>26554511
Magma. Love that hoodie.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10373255
They're both retarded but if I had to pick one I'd pick Magma since overpopulation is already an issue and having less land mass would make it so much worse.
Team Aqua seems like it's be more fun. Work hard, play hard, with all the grog you could ask for. Plus, the female grunts are super cute.
>>26554511
Aqua because delicious tan pirates, plus blue is my favorite color. Also Kyogre > Groudon.
Those Magma uniforms also look way too toasty to be wearing in a tropical region, you'd be sweaty and gross all day.
>their base is in a volcano
N I C E H O O D I E S
>>26555058
>not molesting magma rookies by not letting them take showers
>>26555058
>tropical region
OH BOY
>>26554511
Magma is superior.
Magma, I'm in it for the legs
>>26555275
Solid argument, anon.
I like the Magma uniform, but what the fuck.
"Hey we're gonna go make a volcano erupt. What should we wear?"
"Turtlenecks and hoods"
I think we all know the true battle here.
>>26555296
Thank you, it's nice to know someone else agrees
>>26555275
Magma
I had a college class where we had to split into groups and I convinced every god damn group to pick a Pokemon team name. Shit was so fly. And I was Magma 4 life.
Aqua! Dey got dem booty! Argg
Team magma is a bunch of idiots.
Who wears hoodie & turtleneck near a volcano? ¿
>>26555446
wow
>>26555506
They are fireproof vests.
Aqua was laid back and cool so them. Magma seems stuck up anf stiff
>>26555399
We all know the answer though. Even Shelly wants Courtney.
None. They're both pathetic and their goals are silly. I'm my own man and they paid for staying in my way.
Team aqua so i can have a romeo & juliet romance with courtney.
What would be more beneficial more ocean in the world or more land
>>26556162
Why even post if you don't like them?
Team Magma so I can do things like steal Courtney's dirty laundry.
>Not being a magma grunt
>Not being on laundry duty
>Not finding and stashing a pair of Courtney's used panties in your bunk for later use
>>26554511
Aqua so I can try my best to make Archie smile more than he already does.
>>26556332
Ya' know how to make a pirate happy?
Show him your treasure Island
> sexyjazz.mp3
>>26556275
Because OP asked a question, not to pet either of them.
>>26556371
Now do you know what makes a pirate sad?A sunken chest with no booty.
>>26556303
>The same used panties that came off her hot and sweaty body
Do I have to spell it out?
W E W L A D
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>>26554511
So it's basically Team Nerd vs. Team Bara.
Aqua forever.
>cool bosses to wrassle with
>delicious brown girl grunts
>a pirate's life for me
>probably going Moby Dick on Kyogre
>not having to dive into volcanos
>water pokemon are overall cooler
>stealing a sub to explore the ocean depths
Team Aqua sounds like a rad group to hang with and I'd join them in a heartbeat but
>thalassophobia
Team Magma it is.
>>26559566
>thalassophobia
never knew it has a name, shame I like a lot of water pokemon but if they really existed I wouldn't even get close to catch one, ever
>>26554511
Team Aqua is just like, cooler, man. Plus I've always yearned fora life at sea
Also cut brown girls. How could I refuse?
>>26554511
Magma, because I played OR and found Tabitha to be the most adorable.
magma
>cute loli
>band of misfits
>sweet ass hoodie
>white
team aqua look pretty chill. dat pirate life, bruh.
>>26559566
>>26559593
alsofuck you, googled it and now like hell I'm going to sleep
Aqua 100%
>cute brown pirate girls
>PIRATES
>sweet blue stripes, t-shirts for a tropical region
>The open sea and cool locations
>Archie
>Sharpedo (best pokemon)
>Kyogre and rain
Man I wish we got more content about those aqua sisters in the horde battle; it was a fetish dream come true
>>26559628
>courtney considered a loli now
I'm so fucking done
>>26559665
she's like 10 years old and flat
stop looking at so much fan art
>>26559595
>Plus I've always yearned for a life at sea
Same here, man. If I ever win the lottery I'm buying a ship and a lighthouse.
Aqua all the way. Laid back attitude, fun times and beautiful scenery.
Both major fgts
I chose team jigher
>>26559593
Make a compromise and catch the cutest terrestrial nudibranch!
>>26559696
all evil team members are adults, when are she and tabitha called kids? just the protagonist are kids and not even them are 10 years old, thats an old as fuck meme
>>26554606
This desu
>>26559696
She's like 20 and has tits, hips, and an ass. Even in the official artwork she clearly has the definitions of an adult. It's pretty obvious everybody in the Teams are adults.
I honestly don't think you know what a 10 year old looks like, even in the Pokemon universe.
>>26559696
So you're saying they aged her down for the remakes? Why make her ten? Why not make her act like a ten year old then? I'm for team Aqua but none of that makes any sense dude.
>>26559744
>mud
still scared, if something can be under it and I cant see it I'm not getting close to it, not getting eated by a sandile or a hippowdonyeah I know, I'm a fucking pussy, shut up
>>26559822
>>26559811
It's his head cannon, he can believe that she is a white loli if he wants, even if it's not true.
>>26559696
>This is 10 years old
Hardly, she even calls the player character (who isn't even 10) a kiddy. Hell when as anybody in any of the Teams in any generation been less than an adult, with the exception of possibly N and even then he'd be like 17 at worst.
>>26559696
>>26559811
>s-stop sexualizing children, those characters are meant to be 10 year olds
>pedoanon sees 10 year olds with hips and breasts
(You)
>>26559907as a lolifag I'm offended that you consider this thing a loli, worst that the "lol loli with big tits hestia XDXD" fuck you
>>26559907
Gen 1: 11
Gen 2: 11
Gen 3: 12
Gen 4: 12
Gen 5: 16
Gen 5 Sequels: 14
Gen 6: 16
They've been getting consistently older as time went on. Also barring very obvious children (pre-schoolers for example) trainers, every other trainer in the series is an adult.
>>26559950
I just assume unless it's literally Bonnie-tier flat it's not a loli.
>>26559977
ok the you're good
>a grown ass woman is now loli
Well...I guess that's good for loli guys?
Magma
>organized
>nerds
>stay inside stuffy room all day and research
Aqua
>disorganized
>fit working on your ship
>sail the seas and take what you want
Team aqua but the magna gear looks cool
>Hey guys, lets flood the entire world what could go wrong?
>>26560028
Go with team aqua till late 20s. Settle down with a team magma girl at 30.
>>26560062
see
>>26560028
>disorganized
he already admits their team is shit
another victory for magma
>>26560062
>>26560074
>>26560092
t. maxie, tabitha and courtney
Neither, I'll steal Courtney away and we'll make our own team, we don't need land or water, all we need issky-love. Zinnia can come along too since she loves Ray-Ray.
>>26560092
>team aqua
>shit
Nice try bud. Now head back to your work station and try not to get heat stroke.
Aqua because I'm more used to the sea. Swimming's ma shit.
Team Magma is S H I T.
>Hoodies in the tropics
>Based in a volcano
>Ground/fire vs their enemies which use water
>The region is known for it's oceans
A total joke
>>26560154
Magma was trying to save Hoenn from HM Surf, Dive, and Waterfall. They were the true heroes.
Gotta go with Aqua
>the sexiest team
>fun and laidback
>Archie is a total bro
>don't even really need to do work
>at some point team aqua decided that hoenn didn't have enough water already
why does team aqua look like it is full of sluts, also i love sluts
>>26554511
I pick the team with Courtney.
>>26560396
It's a team full of people wearing revealing outfits and who seem like the type to party a lot.
Plus they're pretty much pirate hippies so free love and all that.
>>26560622
How are they like hippies?
>>26554511
Aqua seems more fun. Hanging out in the beach and in boats with some pirates > hanging out in caves with some guys in devil pyjamas
>>26560622
>That post
Hey guys, I spotted the neckbeard!
>2026
>siding with a gang of muslim nigger pirates instead of the aryan team magma
>World is 2/3 water already
>every species that matters lives on the land
>We need MORE water
How did team Aqua draw this retarded conclusion?
>>26556303
>cleaning duty
>go into Courtney's room
>Trash bin full of tissues
>>26562526
>bunch of people that are tanned after living in ships in a tropical island
>gang of muslim nigger pirates
>bunch of people of whom none of them are blonde or have blue eyes
>aryan
/pol/ you don't even know what a race is anymore.
>>26555058
>Not liking cute girls/boys with sweat pheromones
