What would his Pokemon team be?
>>26514682
>p-please pay attention to me!
Wheezing, Wheezing, Wheezing, Wheezing, Wheezing, and Wheezing. They all only know poison gas.
Why do we need this thread at least once a week?
>>26514704
I want something that ISN'T full of Weezings/Koffings. Something original.
...I can't believe i'm entertaining this shit.
wheezing, rotom heat, bisharp, genesect, smeargle, tyranitar
>>26514728
>Something original.
Unlike your thread?
Zebstrika for the Blitzkrieg.
Bisharp for the SS
Weezing for the gas chambers.
Rotom Heat for the ovens.
Registeel for the Nazi salute.
Hydreigon for the German supremacy.
>>26514682
Octillery, Blastoise, Clawitzer, Empoleon, Serperior, Ampharos
Probopass, Probopass, Probopass, Probopass, Probopass, Wheezing
>>26514777
>Zebstrika for the Blitzkrieg.
Blitzkrieg is a flying assault with bombs
>>26514941
I'll assault your ass with my dick bomb if you don't move along kid
>>26514682
Weezing, Skarmory, Rotom-Heat, Serperior, Smeargle, Registeel
>>26515088
Why Skarmory? Blitzkrieg?
No one has said anything for the Aryan race yet. It's disappointing.
>Weezing because haha memes
>Machoke for his fine physical form and superior genes
>Mewtwo for it's genetic perfection
>Pidgeot cos he'd have to have a bird I suppose
>Rhydon because it's the original Pokemon, the purest Pokemon of them all
>Alakazam because he'd LOVE that psy shit
Nothing special really. Memes are fun but in all honesty I expect that if Hitler played Pokemon, he'd be a salty genwunner who refuses to put any other gen into his team. Paradoxically he'd also breed for top IVs and EV train to perfection
>>26515191
>Alakazam because he'd LOVE that psy shit
Hitler didn't like the supernatural stuff at all, though.
>>26514682
Why is Probopass even immune against Poison Gas?
Mewtwo, Deoxys, Genesect, Arceus, Yveltal, Missingno
>>26515201
What!? He searched for all kinds of biblical supernatural artifacts when in power, such as the spear used to stab Jesus while he was on the cross
>>26517932
>Indiana Jones is history
Kill me now, you are thinking of Himmler and Schäfer: crazy on their own, not because of Hitler.
>>26514934
All with Toxic Orb and Explosion.
>>26517932
Those were other nazis, mainly Himmler. Hitler himself thought it was nonsense (he of course had many crazy ideas of his own, but they were not magical or supernatural).
>>26517979
Hitler isnt even in Indiana Jones to my knowledge. Why would he have let superstition like that permeate his regime if he wasnt into it himself?
>>26514682
Crobat
Scolipede
Sylveon
3 Weezing
>>26518006
Because it made for good PR, and Himmler was good at his job. Also, he had been with the nazis from basically the beginning, so getting rid of him would have been risky. So Hitler considered it worth having to put up with his magic bullshit.
>>26518006
Hitler is in The Last Crusade, dumdum.
>>26518210
And in Raiders, at least twice, they explicitly mention Hitler's desire for magic artifacts.
Flame orb probopass
