Snek Saturday
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It's that time of the week again.
Post, talk and autism all about serpentine Pokemon in this thread. Every snek is welcome.
TotT: Which is your favourite?
>>26497569
Why is Serperior hated alongside Emboar and Samurrot?
I can understand the dislike for the fire pig and the quadrupedal samurai otter. But Serperior has a cool design that‘s make sense with It's preevolutions. Is it because of le smugleaf meme hate for Snivy or because its 'overdesigned'?
>>26497673
As long as I know, Serperior is not more hated that any other Pokemon here.
/vp/ has this convulsory need to hating on everything with a bit of popularity on it.
And Smugleaf is a long dead meme.
And if you ask me, I think Emboar's design is alright, but Samurott's looks like a late-hour mix of two completely different concepts.
I want the pudgy snek belly.
>>26497569
>>26497569
i love all sneks equally. i do not discriminate against certain sneks.
>>26497673
people think all its fans are vorefags which is kinda weird. i mean why specifically serperior couldn't you make vore about any pokemon with a mouth
Would you protect HIS smile? Be honest Anon-kun...
>>26498110
>HIS
OOf!erk!AH! OH YES SNEK THREAD SENPAI! POST MORE!!
>>26498110
With a toothbrush of course.
>>26497870
It's because snakes and swallowing things whole. It's a pain to find non-vore Seviper art.
>>26497833
i want the majestic Snek tummy
No sea sneks?
>>26498340
>Not posting the Superior version
>>26498215
Whoa, lets not there
>>26498215
Snivy is NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>26498374
On the contrary, I only got a few that I like
>>26498340
>>26497870
I'd just like to point something out in general. Why is it that I'm seeing references to vore everywhere I go on 4ch now? It is a pretty esoteric fetish with not many people knowing about it (I only do because I used to be into it; not anymore, thank God). I've seen at least three threads in the past month, one in /pol/, two in here, that had some serious discussion of it. Is it becoming more popular as a fetish or what?
Anyways, not pokemon, but a good snabbers in pic.
>>26498718
Maybe it's an indirect effect of cringe humor getting more popular.
There you have a good portion of vore fetishists (along with inflation, farts or other ones) trying their first attempts at drawing the thing of their fetishes. A combination of "Why would you draw that" and abysmal quality.
>>26498718
Haven't really noticed that growth myself, but soft vore is kinda hot desu. Hard vore is kinda weird tho.
Also fucking winte, the guy is a unending mine of this. Like half of this thread's Serperior is from him.
>>26498714
I SALUTE YOU!
>>26498876
Hm, I guess that sounds like a pretty good explanation. More things to make fun of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
>>26498889
I can see why it's hot, but f me if it isn't degenerate at its very core, and I don't mean that in a /pol/ way. Stuff like that shouldn't be sexy.
Also, winte?
>>26499105
>winte?
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=459475
Ripped all his stuff with pixivutil2, it's a fucking goldmine. e621 has some of his stuff but not even 10% of it.
>>26497569 (OP) >>26497833 >>26498355 >>26498876 >>26498889 as well as pic related are from him.
SERPERIOR IS UGLY! UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY!!!!!!!!Fuck whoever say otherwise
>>26497833
>>26498355
>>26499213
Does Winte draw a picture of Smugleaf linediscriminatethe Samurai line mid-evolution?
Anyone ever use scarf Servine? This nigga been my MVP for the longest. It sweep pokemon left and right like a damn broom.
>>26500321
i forgot
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pu-303054601
>>26497569
where can I find pron of she
in /trash/?
>>26497569
>>26500502
"You just watched me shedding my skin, you pervert"
always loved this one. There's some rendering issues but I really like the composition
>>26500502
>tfw no mini serperior
Anon-kun, would you take great care of your Snek until She became a BIG strong girl?
How MASSIVE do you want your Snek be?
How would you buried your Snek, /vp/-kun?
>>26500833
T H I C K
>>26500833
>Anon-kun, would you take great care of your Snek until She became a BIG strong girl?
Of course
>How MASSIVE do you want your Snek be?
Massive enough for full body hugs
Liking this adorable Snek
>>26501073
I think Im in love <3
>>26500956
>>26500924
But Anon-kun, what would you feed them? I heard that Farfetch is very nutritious. Basculin is just make your tities dance with enjoyment
>>26501373
>what would you feed them?
Whatever they want. What, are you going to tell them no?
...............would you allow this forbidden love to proceed?
>>26501517
only if yuri
>>26500602
>>26500502
I want to be raped by a snek.
Being eaten by your Serperior is the purest form of death
>>26501523
But what if they were both feminine male? Would you allow it?
>>26501606
You're gonna get fist elbow-deep in your dickhole. Better prepare your anus because it gonna get spread real wide across continent, you pussy fart
>>26501801
>feminine male
gross
I knew the day would come that I'd lose you.
The years we spent together were so wonderful. The adventures, the struggles, the smiles, the tears. We changed the world together. You changed my world.
I remember when you were still a Snivy. I knew we'd be pals, I knew you'd protect me from wild Pokémon and maybe even you'd win me some badges. I never realized I'd actually love you.
I steeled myself for years for this day. I savored every moment I had with you knowing I'd lose you sooner or later. So many memories I kept safe for now when I'd need them most, but now the only one that sticks is some random evening soon after you evolved the second time.
We were laying under a tree, and you were wrapped around me and snuggling me in your coils just like how I'd hold you in my arms when you were a little Snivy.
And now you're just an urn on my lap. Just ashes. Just dust.
I think that tree is where I'll bury you, Serperior.
You taught me what it was to love a Pokémon, and now I must teach myself how to be strong for the others, and move on.
I know we’ll reunite somehow. Good bye.
>>26501846
>Not wanting to get fucked senseless by a snake twice your size
What are you, gay?
>>26501902
>being actually gay
wew
>shit saturday comes to terms with how gay it is
Looks like the snek is finally eating its own tail.
>>26501781
Agree, how far would you willing to sacrifice for your Snek happiness, Anon?
>>26501892
Nah, after all of these adventures are over, you are sitting under a tree, relaxing with your Serperior and looking back at the memories you made together. Suddenly, she grins at you. You think she is smiling but then she proceeds to wrap herself around you. Being hugged by your beloved Serperior like that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside until you realize she is constricting you a bit too hard. Thinking this is merely an expression of her love for you, you smile at her and while patting her head, you just tell her to let loose a bit. She doesn't care, however, with a smug look on her face she continues constricting you until you can hardly breathe anymore and then proceeds to devour you. She has just been waiting until she has grown enough, with the help of your training, to devour you. And until you had grown enough to make a delicious meal for her. How sweet.
1/3
2/3
3/3
>>26501927
>2016
>current year
>not being gay
You're the real gay here m8
>>26501892
>>26502142
No no no no, thats not what happened Anon-kun.
It was a very beautiful day at the Alola region. You just arrived there from Unova after successfully collect enough money from your trainer battle to go on a vacation.
For so long, your Serperior has been wanting to bath in the Alola sunlight. Your Serperior had really giving her all fighting thise trainer solely because she wanted to have a good time on her anticipated vacation with her dear trainer, You. It a special day, it your Serperior Birthday! It only a one day vacation since the high was so freaking high to begin with.
Your Serperior never seemed to sit quietly like she usually do when your trying to get thing settled done at the homestay. After getting stuff done, your Serperior charged outside ready to enjoy her hard-earned vacation. She was smiling. Her smile shine bright like a thousand sun fusing together to make a Ultra Sun.
Suddenly, a Primal Kyogre was spotted at the Alola region, causing the region to experience heavy rain. You and your Serperior quickly find a cover under a tree.
It suck. Why does it had to happen on Your Serperior Special Day? She was shivering from the cold rain. Her smile was gone... She was about to break into tear... You gave her warmth by giving her a big hug. She was happy.
When her smile was about to return, a strange, smelly liquid dropped on the both of you. It was dropping of wild ducklet taking shelter under the tree.
This is the last straw. Your Serperior went on and using Frenzy Plants on those ducklet, causing them to runaway. Your Serperior are unable to move after using Frenzy Plant.
The tiredness, bad weather, and the Ducklet shenanigans made your Serperior shed crystal blue tear from her eyes. Not wanting Her trainer to see her tears, She faced away from her trainer.
You see her, on the ground, unable to move, unable to smile, unable to look at you...
How would you restore her smile?
>snek will never eat you
>it will never taunt you by letting you know that you aren't even food, it gains nutrients from photosynthesis
voreposting sure is strong today
>>26504247
Are you sure you aren't gay? You sound pretty butthurt
>>26504247
I kek'd well. Thanks, anon.
>>26501949
>>26499613
>>26499213
While I appreciate the info on the ripper, I will repay you by letting you flat out know that vore is flat out immoral, and not just in a porn-is-bad way. It is not sexy because it is basically rape, but on a somehow deeper and worse level. If you want to like vore, know that you are the person that wholeheartedly enjoys rape, and all that entails.
>>26505454
jokes on you niggai like my vore consensual and nonfatal
>>26505454
It was not necessary that you bite this obvious of a bait, man.
>>26505497
Fine, then I'll concede you're just weird.
>>26505510
I still don't think it was bait.
I hope for more less vore and more Seviper.
>>26507422
Good fuck.
>>26507422
Christ, Serperior looks like fucking shit. This is the exact thing I picture every time I try to imagine it as an actual 3D creature and not just a drawing.
>>26497569
I prefer her husband
>>26507625
>Christ, Serperior looks like fucking shit.
You just now realized?
>>26507639
I cant get enough of these two.i live vicariously through them because i'm too broken and inept to ever be in a relationship of any kind
weekly reminder to not sexualize snek
>>26507625
Any artist with a minimum knowledge of perspective can draw you a better frontal take of Serperior.
Would you?
>>26507422
>wew
Are there more 'top quality' anime Serperior?
Dáwww
>>26509294
I'd tell him to stop doing Marijuana.
>>26505497
Now this anon gets it.
>>26497569
>TotT: Which is your favourite?
Best Snek. Also has one of the better shiny versions.
>>26510600
And this is the best sea snek. Does Huntail count as a sea snek? I don't care I'm counting it anyway.
>>26505497
I thought I was the only one. I can't fap to death. Unless it's hot zombies or something.
>>26505497
>>26509682
>>26510643
My cholos.
>>26510643
>zombies
I like you, Anon.
>>26500924
Whoa, Snek doesnt even have leg Anon-kun.
>>26501445
No no no, Anon-kun. We dont want our Snek to turn into spoiled reptile, right? It because of this attitude is why trainers got eaten by their Snek when the Snek grown into rebelious monster...
>>26505006
I'm not gay, I'm just worried that our cancerous community will get even more cancerous with HIV and AIDS. Now, we dont our /vp/ to be more disgusting than they are, right?
'FUN' fact for you pussy fart:
Gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men represent 2% of the United States population, yet are the population most severely affected by HIV.
At 2011, 500,022 (57%) persons living with an HIV in the United States were gay and bisexual men.
This plushie is shit... Are there any better plushie out there?
>>26513563
>only 57%
>>26513885
Well, let me repharase that:
(57% of HIV and AIDS carriers) in the US comes from (2% of the US population of gay and bisexual community).
Meaning the whole (98% of the US population of Normal Community) only contributed to only (47% in HIV and AIDS carriers) in the US.
Do the math, are you feeling it now, Mr. Krab?
>>26514040
Please see >>26513885
>>26514106
Im just yanking your chain... I mean there are no such people feels good about this odd, especially in /vp/, right? So, I assume you get the number mixed up, liked my asshole friend irl.
>>26514143
Yes, it wouldn't be enough to change them. But, it does make them have a second thought. Changing does required time.
I'm just stating my case, that's all. I just assume that this argument isn't well known or being stated enough, judging by the gays are winning.
The minority of gay is healty, but the majority isn't. Which is why gay is wrong.Bitch, I will rekt your asshole if you be that guy who make fun of every little fucking obvious statement that other people make. Yes, my math is wrong.
Holy shit this is the most autistic pokemon fanbase
>>26514269
I think being gay itself isn't unhealthy, but it was the attitude of being too sexually active, which lead to the spreading of HIV and AIDS. Most people that were gay were incredibly sexually active at the time when the first real "breakouts" of HIV happened. I think its toned down a little bit, but the impact still shows.
I think what would need to happen is a change in behaviour. Being gay doesn't hurt you directly unlike something along the lines of smoking, but its the behaviour it can bring that does.Also, "I'm just yanking your chain" with that correction, as if your point hadn't been made anyways"There are no such people feels good about his odd"? I honestly don't understand what you meant by that
>>26514338
According to research, you are 18 times more likely to be infected by HIV through unprotected ANAL sex, compare to unprotected VAGINAL sex.
Seeing that male only have one hole, gay people got no choice but to derived pleasure from that hole. Thus making them vulnerable to HIV.
Gay, for me, is the act of two man playing each other hole. Majority of gay do that. Thus making it unhealthy, thus making it wrong.
I know nothing about the HIV outbreak, but what I'm talking about is how gay itself is unhealty.
Also, gay community does effect the normal community, directly and indirectly. Like sharing bottle water, sharing towel, ect. If you want to know more example, read other health related website.what i meant by "There are no such people feels good about this odd?" is that there are no sick twisted people would pleased to know such a depressing and horrible fact in my argument... Seeing you posted the "i like those odds" picture lead me to believe that you are sick and need help. But that is not the case,sadly.
>>26514604
I wasnt the one behind that post though. You're discussing with two different people. I see your point (and them snek pics are great, I don't have any, sadly), but I just don't agree. We're all entitled to our opinions though, aren't we?If you meant that by that atatement, then it would've had to be "There are no such people WHO feel(no s) good about thEsE oddSSorry, I just had to
>>26504247
Posting prequel image.
Glad to know you see my point.
>We're all entitled to our opinions though, aren't we?Shit like this is why we can't even get along.
Well, yes. But we cant have different opinions on something that can utterly fuck the life of the majority, right?
Just try think about it, if your loved one turned homosexual, would you let him/her go that road? Even though you know that the possibility of HUGE danger is high?
Well, if you try to have a second thought about it. I would appreciate that.
>>26515022
>We're all entitled to our opinions though, aren't we?
Conversation like this is always constructive. We should do that more frequently.
>If your loved one turned homosexual, would you let him/her go that road? Even though you know that the possibility of HUGE danger is high?If for "loved one" you mean a child, then I would tell them to care themself. But, if you think about it, if I don't let them go that road, they just will be homosexual in secret without telling me. I don't want their life to become a Romeo and Juliet all over again.
Trust is the most valuable thing in such a relationship.
Why did my reply to this>>26514040 get deleted? did I say something so wrong? Did I trigger the janitors?
I'd feed myself to Serperior and give it nutrients. And by myself I mean my throbbing phallus. And by nutrients I mean semen.
>>26516934
>I don't want their life to become a Romeo and Juliet all over again.
But no one in real life is that fucking stupid.
>>26518139
Of course not, but you get the idea.
I cant get enough of how fondly and longingly these two watch each other. Serperior seems more experienced, and looking upon Milotic so hungrily, and yet so lovingly, so concerned for its comfort. And Milotic is just swept away in the moment, perhaps having never been close with another like this before, its heart racing with the exhilaration of being chosen by another, so overwhelmed with joy but tense with apprehension at the same time, trying to keep calm while Serperior reassuring caress, a promise of safety and acceptance as their sensitive muzzles touch in a warm, tender gesture of affection.
>>26498355
>>26498889
>subs enjoying being used by snek
perfectit sucks that i'll never be with a girl who'll make me feel like that sometimes
>>26518747
Funny thing is that Milotic is actually almost the double of length than Serperior.
Serperior is a manlet of a snake.
>>26518747
>it
you had one job anon.
>>26516934
Shit like 'We're all entitled to our opinions though, aren't we?' or 'there are nothing wrong in a debate' is an polite way of saying 'Fuck your opinion, mine is right regardless'. Statement like this only keep us apart.
Regarding your child, according to research, there are no one on earth that is born gay or homosexual, it just the environment. I don't ask you not just to tell them, but prevent them from danger going down that road. You just have to know how to deal with your loved one according to their attitude. If Hitler can control entire loyal army, why can't we control our few loved one? If you can't, then you're a failure of a human flesh.
Also, Cradily is a cool Snek
>>26521906
It's because you can't expect to "control" your children because, let's face it, you just can't.
There are certain factors though, like being a close enough parent for they to talk to you, and for they to feel you as a friend as well as a parent. At least my parents have done that with me and I consider myself as a good son.
An important factor though, is that they feel able to talk openly about their homosexuality, for you to talk openly about the risks of following that way, and for they to not disregard your advice. There is a lot of chemistry, hormones and neurone connections involved in that, and you can't expect for an homosexual to get straight in a matter of hours, if you can at all.
About that research you told, I would like to see them, I like statistics and hard data. At least my mother, who's an elementary teacher, says otherwise from her experience.
>>26522178
Well, I'm not too good of a parent to begin with, since I have no child. There are something that cant control. But, that doesn't mean that we can let them go down that road. We have to give our all to prevent that from happening. Again, if we fail, then the consequences is huge.
About the research, there are long-ass article that I'm not bother to read. But what I do know that the conclusion that we are not born gay. You're mother exp is one source, but there are other as well.
>having a pleasant snek thread
>derailed by a "TEH GAYS IS EVIL" memer who doesn't even have passable grammar
Can we please continue with the sneks and leave the trolling to another board?
>>26524745
But condoms don't grant any sort of I'm,unity, what is this a mutha fukin roleplayin session
>>26524711
>having a pleasant snek thread
Anon, it was full of vorefags not long ago.
I agree with you though. And please, post more of other Sneks besides Serperior.
>>26524989
I want to poach the mom and make wallets an suitcases out of her hide, use her horn for ivory, and sell off the flesh as sushi.
>>26505497
Mah nigga
It already Tuesday, let's this thread become a sacrifice for the upcoming new Snek thread next Saturday. Let's keep it fresh
>>26524570
fugleaf confirmed.
