Here are the rules:
We make a story, using the first sentence of each post.
Then we make a pastebin of our story
Simple, no?
>>26495204
IN THE REGION OF NIGRA,
>>26495216
There are no dark type pokemon.
>>26495229
The Dark-type Pokemon were all killed by the KKK
>>26495229
The evil team members cosplay as white ghosts.
The team killed Iris
>>26495311
So ash became a liberal
You guys had to take it the crazy, racist route, huh?
>>26495321
Said the NIGRA champion to the evil teams boss.
>>26495343
The evil team boss retorted, "Go back to tumblr"
>>26495321
They're outright saying the KKK are the bad guys
>>26495363
But they are not, continued the KKK leader.
The KKK leader then hatches an idea on how to kill all the negroes
>>26495389
"We have first find our savior, Registeel" he shouted out loudly.
>>26495411
That being said, the adventure started, a never-ending journey to encounter the legendary Registeel in the land of Nigra.
>>26495541
"Are you a boy or a girl?" professor Oak asked.
>this thread
continue
i am xe.
>Story so far
>>26495668
"But you can be only a boy or a girl", professor Oak continued.
>>26495707
i am gay
>>26495742
"Are you a gay boy or a gay girl?" professor Oak asked.
"See I am a boy", said Oak, pulling down his pants.
but i have tits and a dick
>>26495825
"Yeah, man tits", Oak replied.
"This is your rival, what was his name again?" asked the professor.
>>26495877
Luckily for our protagonist, his neighbor was a chubby chaser.
>>26495895
Neo
and the rival started to give our hero a big kiss on the belly
>>26495907
I am Neo, your neighbor and I like chubby people like you" he said and continued kissing your belly.
the rival transformed into a lickitung
>>26495923
>>26495933
"No, that is a Lickitung, not your rival" Oak observed.
Oak started transforming into a Lickitung with boobs
Oak then shows you the door because wierd shit keeps happening in his lab. With no Pokemon in your hand you begin your journey
>>26495980
the big boobed lickitung professor follows our hero and joins xer on their journey as their starter
Suddenly a wild Jynx appeared"
Jynx kisses our hero....on the lips
>>26496004
The hero is confused, he hurt himself in his confusion.
Jynx and Lickitung start comparing breast size
>>26496030
The hero flees the wild battle.
they touch each other nipple to nipple
>>26496048
Lickitung starts to put its tongue into Jynx's mouth as the Oak that still lives inside its brain screams out in mental anguish
Our hero wishes he had a friend with xem, but they remembered that they wernt allowed to bring friends on the flight
>>26495314
Ash appears and screams: "I will liberalize you all faggots!" and pikanukes Jynx and Lickitung.
>>26496084
the nukes makes Jynx and Lickitung's titties bigger
the hero gets a boner
>>26496101
"It mutated because of the radioactive pikaurin" Hitchu, the KKK boss, observed in amazement.
>>26496117
Lickitung notices and outstretches its tongue
>>26496121
>>26496140
Lickitung used Lick, Hitchu is confused.
>>26496169
as this is happening Jynx is kissing our hero
>>26496181
Our hero became an hero by suffocation.
>>26496204
A huge tittied nurse joy happens to see this and starts giving our hero CPR
>>26496220
But all help is to late, our hero became a Haunter.
>>26496258
Gardevoir, Jynx's best friend appears and starts trying to make an egg with our Haunter Hero
>>26496274
But it doesn't work because they are not in a Day Care.
>>26496288
actually it didn't work because they are both male, but the decide to continue the strange relationship anyways
>>26496313
And that is the end of the story.
>>26496338
Huh
http://pastebin.com/xgyD3pXN
That was short
10 YEARS LATER.
Dialga decides to shit on continuity.
>>26496581
Palkia eat all dialga shit so the world doesn't get so dirty
>>26496614
The gay couple between our hero and the Gardevoir are disgusted at Palkia's disgusting scat fetish
>>26497304
and then Giratina tore a hole in dimensions, coming out of the Reverse World, and taking one glance at Dialga and Palkia he said "CUT THAT SHIT OUT"
and then the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom
>>26499999
wasted get
Back up you go
suddenly, moonman came and shot our hero in the head
>>26501997
Moonman is now the protag
>>26503120
Moonman came from the region of Alola with his farting mistress Magearna
>>26505568
He met Ash in Alola, and Ash has no idea who Serena is.
>>26505717
Moonman pulls down his pants to reveal that his penis is actually a zubat.
>>26505774
And it was a shiny one.
moonman then acrivated his stand which is hitler and proceeds to cleans the region