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Think of a Pokemon. Any Pokemon. It can be your favorite, your lest favorite, an HM slave, the cute one, or any random 'mon.
All that matters is that you think of a single Pokemon before reading the spoiler.
And no cheating.That Pokemon has crossed dimensions and has appeared in your bedroom. It is recovering from cross-dimensional-travel-sickness and you have 5 minutes to prepare before it wakes up. Wat do?
>golem
I just throw goat milk at it
>WailordGet ready to buy a new fucking house
>Hydreigon
l'm fug'd
Magikarp
wow a pet fish amazing
BulbasaurPut on pants
>Vespiquen
Time to get the can of raid
>Mantine
Throw that poor thing in the pool until I can find a way to get it to the sea
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>Giratina
Well, shit
Machoke. I had a feeling this one would be sexual, I'd suck that d.
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Metagross
I think it might be stuck. The space I am in doesn't exactly have room for it.
...New Coffee Table! Yay!
>Jirachi
Start writing down my wishes I guess
>Rayquaza
I write my will.
>Azumarill
Greet my new friend and offer it a beverage
>chansey
I'd give it a rock, tell it its an eviolite and nothing has changed.
Meleoetta
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>Noivern
RIP my room and my life. If by some chance it's not scared and peaceful, I'll try to befriend it.
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Sunflora
wow a sunflower amazing
Aggron
...and I'm crushed instantly, spared the violence of an 8 ton pissed off mecha-godzilla destroying my neighborhood, family and all I hold dear
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>Slakoth
the most ideal pet of any pokemon ever and my favorite. couldn't be happier to cuddle it forever
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>Bibarel
I take it by the tail and drop it in the fucking trash.
>gothita
Out the window it goes.
>Chesnaught
Get it a blanket and an array of fruits, veggies, honey, and other related items + teaThe I would cuddle my new bara <3
>Linoone
Get em some food, make him a nice place to sleep, play with him so he knows I'm not a threat and go from there.
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>Mismagius
Neat, a ghost best friend>It immediately uses pain split
pic related
>Kyogre
well, there goes my house along with all land in the world. That's cool, at least it'll be easier for me to find a marine biology job
>wobbuffet
put on a foil hat to protect myself from its psychic powers and get boxing gloves to extract my revenge for ending my Nuzlockes with destiny bond
>wooper
Make it a soft and comfy place to sleep on, make it a bunch of tasty treats, humidify my room so that it's comfortable for it, and never let it go
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>Chansey
Give her a pillow to make sure she's comfortable while she's asleep
Then prepare myself for life with a nurse and get her a full time job at a hospital
I want to make sure my favorite pokemon is happy
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>Munchlax
best bro coming through
>Teddiursa
Try and make friends.
>Wobbuffet
Run because humanity has lost.
