If pokemon were real, who would be your bro?
forget the stats, post that pokemon would follow you in your journey.
Totodile.
This nigga or Charizard (I feel like Charizard would be too small to ride).
Alakazam mite b cool
Flygon would be my signature steed for flight
Samurott would be my signature steed for land and water movement.
Literally all the bros I need.
Arcanine without a doubt. Traveling around the world riding an Arcanine was one of my favorite Pokemon fantasies as a kid. It still hurts that Arcanine wasn't a rideable Pokemon in X/Y
i've attempted to use ledian in all my first runs of each gen since gen 2
he's weak as shit but that doesnt make him any less of a bro
>>26476641
I'll start with the lizard Pokémon in Kanto.
Then with fire Mouse Pokémon in Johto.
Then other fire type Pokémon starters from other regions.
Having a sentient, smart UFO/robot bro would be awesome.
Rotom is obviously best bro.
>can possess and power machines, resulting in a lower power bill
>possess your phone or 3DS when you're unable to charge your electronics
>can fuck with people you don't like by screwing up their appliances and disrupting phone calls
>can possess ATM's and pump out cash
>it's adorable
>it can fucking time travel
No contest.
>>26476641
This little one right here. I'd have it sit on my head as we travel.
a bipedal pink bulldog would be epic
the idea of a creature with teeth made out of steel is very appealing.
plus its adorable
Eight foot earthmoving kaiju sounds good
>>26476641
Speedy Cat of course.
>>26477351
>You can keep your shit always cold if its a fridge
>>26476641
I would have Ditto and a smartphone.
Why have one bro, when you can have ALL THE BROS!
>>26476641
Alakazam
Cacturne. He's my nigga
I'd travel every region with a walking Charmeleon and Scizor, with this guy on hand.
>>26480001
I'll take Joltik, so he can ride on my shoulder while we walk
this cute little shit
A relaxed and friendly easter statue monster
It'd be cool to travel on
>>26476641
I'd take what I could.
Probably a catmon or something.
>>26476641
Rapelio, i want him to cuddle me at nights
cutiest ghost
or Hitmonchan
Mis and Hit are always my best bros and most reliable since 4th gen.
No hesitation.
Would hesitate if there were decent spider mons but there isn't.
All answers that aren't Breloom are wrong.
>>26481032
>if there were decent spider mons
bruh
That being said, Vespiquen's pretty cool, one of those Pokemon that I don't actively look for but if I come across a female Combee I can't help but use it at least for a while.
>>26481210
forgot image
>>26480516It he isn't real
>>26481219
You'll have to excuse me I didn't play past D/P
And mygalos was meh tier to me
>>26477507
This
Growlithe.
Maybe an Arcanine if I'm actually able to afford a Fire Stone (which I assume would cost about as much as a slab of fucking Ruby).
Otherwise, probably a Pidgeotto or something close to my home that I could feasibly catch and train.
There's an abandoned house nearby that might house some ghost types. I'd love to have a Haunter bro.
Shecould never be replaced.
Aromatherapy would be very nice to have. Also, Meganium is just adorable and perfect.
>>26476641
Oddish/Gloom/Vileplume
>>26476641
Definitely Popplio for me :3
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>>26482417
>Faithful Tepig 3 never
Togetic/Togekiss
>>26477445
good taste
>>26476746
Nothing but this
>>26482342
my nigga
I'd never evolve him either.
>>26483094
>>26476746
hell yeah
>>26476641
My list is huge, but i'll go with Espeon.
wow it really is a long list, Bibarel and Chimecho are contenders. Need my sleek lizard bro though
Can't decide.
>>26476641
This bundle of joy.
Best bro
This cheeky fucker.
>>26484099
>vital spirit
You better enjoy running all day and not sleeping.
>>26481071
Sorry, but Breloom isn't capable of flight, underwater movement, and being your steed. Its literally just a walking fungus.
Haunter.
Or whatever happens to be in my area. I live in close to NASA so maybe i could pick up some sick psychic types or hunt down deoxys or some shit
>>26476641
Salamance
never ever ;__;
Never evolve my bro!
Rowlet, piplup, torchic. Done son.
>>26476641
Lugia
>>26476641
My all time bro, though Rapidash is a close runner up
These are also good
>>26476659
>>26476746
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>>26477445
>>26483059
Nice advertisement, faggot.
>>26476943
I feel you Anon, this design is sick as hell
I would keep him, Breloom and pick rel. Traveling by foot or on Whiscash
>>26485119
quality, my brother
My baby girl Melo.
>bro for lyfe
gardevoir
>shoulder mon
ditto
>>26476641
Tropopopo!!!!
Probably whichever is my first. Which that would be, who knows.
Time to hack the internet!
>>26485244Boogie? Is that you?
>>26485157
MY NIGGA! I still have my Torterra from the third grade. Good times.
>>26485157
Venusaur will fuck torterra up.
Well I'm a tall guy (5'7") so I'd want a big Pokémon to be my buddy. Maybe an Arcanine to ride on.
>>26486041
He didn't say anything about Venusaur?
>>26486041
Ever heard of Earthquake? Poison BTFO
>>26486053
>tall
>>26486053
I'm 5'8 and I'm insecure about my height. Unless your 15 that's short dude.
>>26486053
You can ride a Flareon.
I've always wanted to gun down a zapdos
>>26486109
>5'8
>insecure
I am 5'4. Suck it up buttercup.
>>26476641
axew-haxrous. 10/10 would keep axew as my shoulder mon or haxorus as my ace
>>26476641
My one and only bro
>>26476659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe9O90cD80
MY MAN.
>>26486053
>5'7"
>tall
When will they learn?
>>26477507
Brutha
>>26477445
>>26476943
>>26480127
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>>26480516
>>26482417
>>26485157
Also good choices
Motherfucking Brotad all up in this bitch, there's a reason he's the water WEED Pokemon. We'd blaze the ganja all day.
Snorlax and Sableye as my shouldermon
