>YFW No Penguin Pokémon
>>26470492
>Furries corrupting the youth
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wow
Empoleon
>>26470492
What is empoleon
>>26470492
Is OP stupid or is this bait?
>>26470513
>>26470516
>>26470522
this is my favorite bait.
>>26470501
>confusing kigurumi wearers with furries
>>26470532
It's always bait.
>>26470501
Penguins aren't furries.
They don't have fur
>>26470559
>>26470579
That's one cool dad. Scales are way better than fur.
>>26470627
They're both fucking cancerous.
>no penguin pokemon
>tfw no toad pokemon
>yfw there's still no shark pokemon
We've had a lot of owls, but how come they never implemented the bird type? I want a bird pokemon already.
>>26470501
Sir those are pajamas, ain't no fursuit there mang
>>26470522
>>26470516
Not penguins. They're owls
>>26471889
sharpedo?
>>26473778
sharpedo is a torpedo oh my god
>tfw no bear pokemon
>>26473864
this one doesn't work as well because the bear pokemon aren't based on other things
>tfw no mouse pokemon
it could be so cool, you know? mice are way cuter than most people think. they're not disgusting and dirty, they're so cute with their little muzzles and shit. they could get rid of the whiskers, okay. and maybe change up the ears a bit, maybe make them long and pointy, but not so long that it looks like a rabbit. they also have real cute cheeks almost like hamsters, you could accentuate that maybe with a little different colouring? I don't know
mice are so playful and happy, you could give them really bright colours. like yellow, the colour of happiness and the sun. and because everyone would think a mouse Pokémon would be a Normal, maybe Normal/Ground type, why not completely turn that expection around and make it special? if it's yellow, it could be Electric type as opposed to the Ground type that would come more cliché for a mouse Pokémon, for example
and maybe make it able to run on its four legs like an actual mouse, but make its head large (cute, chibi) enough so it doesn't look weird if it just stands on its hind legs.
I think that would be very cute guys, why is there no mouse Pokémon?
>>26473954
I think one more paragraph would REALLY drive this joke home.
>>26473954
I'm sorry it doesn't look good I drew it in paint. with amouse. maybe someone can do a better job
>>26473893
Well, Pangoro is a bancho and Beartic is a mountain. Not sure about Ursaring, though.
>yfw no tiger pokemon
>>26473778
Sharpedo is only half of a shark
delibird
piplum
>>26470492
what is Piplup
>tfw no Cat Pokémon
>>26473724
Wrong, they're birds.
>yfw no elephant pokemon
>no dream-eating tapir/baku pokemon
>no shell of a cicada nymph controlled by something else pokemon
>>26474118
>birds fly
>owls don't
>Empoleon line also doesn't fly
They are owls
>yfw no dragon Pokémon.
>>26476025
But Noctowl flies
>>26476805
Yeah and so do bats. Except not everything that flies is a bird, genius.
>>26470492
Then wtf is the piplup line you fucking tard?
>>26470492
mfw people falling for this bait
>yfw no agumon pokemon
>>26470559
>penguins don't have furtry harder
