Reminder that if Pokegirls were real they'd laugh at how pathetic you are then immediately forget about you.
>>26460061
That's why I would stick with Pokeboys :3
>beat them and never talk to them again
>pathetic
Alright then.
Reminder that if Pokegirls existed, therefore Pokemon must also exist. Therefore, many people wouldn't be at home to comment here.
>>26460114
Can you stop fucking spamming this gif? Thanks.
What /vp/ thinks will happen if PokeGirls were real
>>26460134
It's just a gif you autist.
>>26460105
My thoughts exactly!
>>26460061
t. mad roastie
>>26460105
Literally what I came here to post.
Good taste, anon!
>>26460061
>implying Gym Leaders/Champions, people whose lives literally revolve around battling, wouldn't be impressed with how well anyone here would crush them in battle
>>26460105
They'd do the same thing, only they'd beat the shit out of you first.
>>26460198
This.
>>26460215
>implying that I would get beat up by 12 year olds
>>26460061
I just have to wear something on my face. Then we'll se who laughs.
I dont think so
>>26460198
The best part would be the smogonfags realizing all their work was for nothing, since there wouldn't be so many clauses and no pokemon would be banned.
>>26460198
>implying they wouldn't be an actual challenge IRL
>>26461992
Pokemon would be limited by their rarity rather than their power if they were real.
>>26460061
Not if i beat them in a pokemon battle
>>26462022
>rarity
People would breed rare and stronger pokemon, since there is a higher demand for them. Only legendaries/mythical pokemons would be hard to get.
>>26460215
>Implying I don't want to be dominated by a hot pokeboy
>>26460061
On a slightly-related note, why has there never been art of Elesa tied and gagged with her own headphone cables?
Asking for a me.
>>26460061
If they were real that means their personalities are real as well and therefore they'd be far too nice to ever laugh at someone for being pathetic, well most of them at least. Hell some of them would just be glad to have some company because they're all weirdos with extremely specific hobbies with the exception of people like Elesa.
>>26460061
I dunno, Skyla looks likeshe burns coal. Jasmine too. I mean I'm not unfuckable by any means, just need to get my shit together mentally and financially.
>>26462571
Elesa I could see, Skyla and Jasmine no. Jasmine is all about Volkner and Skyla is too busy being a weirdo pilot to be able to get a boyfriend despite her looks.
I'd try Cynthia
she loves younger boys
>>26460229
>will smith
Who cares about pokegirls when I can shag a lopunny?
>>26462754
I prefer Garfevoir actually
>>26463072
>Inb4 someone says jynx
>>26462754
The government would throw you in prison for bestiality and euthanize your Pokemon.
>>26463265
Team plasma would get to you first.
>>26462630
I think she goes both ways, actually.
She just wants to rock some 10 year old's four and a half foot world.
>>26463265
And they are supposed to be the good guys in our story, folks.
>>26462630
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>26460105
this
>>26460061
I mean most of these guys yeah, but when you have my type of confidence and lifestyle, you can fuck anyone you want.
