>Be in Hospital
>Bored and don't know what to do, Grab my Purple gameboy and play Pokemon sapphire
>Nurse comes in
>"Wow Anon, is that a gameboy!? what are you playing? Pokemon!? which pokemon game"
>I tell her "Pokemon sapphire"
>"oh...you should try FireRed or LeafGreen Those are a remake of the Original pokemon game red and blue"
>Wat.jpg
>She then leaves me
uhm.. did she troll me or something, i feel like the nurse is from /vp/ or something. Has anything like this happen to you guys?
Even the nurse knows Hoenn is shit.
Err... So what's wrong with that? I don't get it.
>>26458307
Hoenn is now the new shit gen.
>>26458288
>playing sapphire
there's your problem
That's not the only thing she've said to me. She even told me her Steam username and told me she had a High rank on CS:GO or something. i don't even play CS:GO
>>26458288
I understand that you're a pokemon fan and social tact is out the window for you but how could you not match her power level? She could have been your wife.
>>26458288
Nurses are genwunners, simple as that.
>>26458346
My dude. You need to not fuck this up. Get your very own Nurse Joy.
>>26458316
>now
>>26458350
>lowering your power level for casuals
Sure you could get your fusion dance on but it's not worth it in the end.
>>26458288
I think the bigger question is why you have and are still playing on a Game Boy in the current year
i have so many mixed feelings about this!!
>She knows about sapphire, Leafgreen and firered
>But she totally implied that Leafgreen and firered is better than sapphire
>She then gave me her Steam Username
Holy fucking shit!
>>26458376
Why not? Are you some sort of faggot who broke his gameboy years ago?
>>26458384
FRLG are the superior gen 3 game and Emerald is a close 2nd. Are you offended that she is aware of this? Are you seriously getting hung up on her taste and not trying t-you know what. I'm on /vp/.
>>26458376
Why not?
It's not like there's 3DS GBA VC and emulation on the thing still sucks balls.
>>26458397
>frlg
>better than emerald
nice bait
>>26458400
>VC
are you too poor to afford a supercard ds two?
>>26458397
I am Offended by her Filthy taste in games and also calling firered and leafgreen "Remake of the Original Pokemon games"
>>26458410
I love Emerald with a passion and a disgusting Hoennfag but FRLG was just better. I don't want to start a dumb argument about it. Just my opinion.
>>26458410
>are you too poor to afford a supercard ds two?
>emulation on the thing still sucks balls.
>>26458384
Couldn't she see you have Hoenn so she recommend you to try the other versions on same system?
>>26458438
She DID lean over and look at it and yet she asked me what i was playing.
This is your chance anon! Don't blow it!!
>>26458456
Hit on a genwunner? How Low can you go
>>26458288
.... I think she's into you....
>>26458474
You're not a Genwunner when playing FRLG over RS
>>26458474
She knows Hoenn is shit. Nuff said
>>26458497
>you're not a genwunner when you're playing the remake of a gen 1 game and only know about it because it's a gen 1 remake
Literally a genwunner.
It's like the ugly girl trying to hit on you. You don't want to offend her but you don't want anything to do with her either.
>>26458474
At least she seems aware of Pokemon, you can at least try to convert her
>>26458497
>"you should try FireRed or LeafGreen Those are a remake of the Original pokemon game red and blue"
>"a remake of the Original pokemon game"
>"original Pokemon game"
She's Implying that RBY and FRLG is the original and the rest is bootlegs
Wake up, OP.
>manchildren are so desperate they are even considering fucking a genwunner
>>26458512
We all know how genwunners are.
They'll give you an Insecure smile, a little giggle and leave you.
>>26458512
There's no converting a genwunner, it's like trying to convert a retard or a furry
Let's just all go to 4th gen and we'll all be happy
>>26458538
>it's like trying to convert a retard
son, what the fuck are you on about?
>>26458525
/thread
/vp/ so Desperate They think i'll hit on a Genwunner. sorry Gentlemen, i have standards.
Also a Reminder that she didn't just Insult Hoenn but Everything else that isn't gen 1 and its remake
>>26458546
Fuck no, that's even worse.
>tfw this might be the only time you'll encounter a real life Nurse Joy
>>26458568
B-bb-but muh HGSS!
this is the fakest story I've ever seen on /vp/
>>26458525
>play 3ds in public
>get dirty looks
>play on gba sp
>people want to ask what i'm playing
face it, genwunners rule the world, and they are in much higher quantity.
>>26458572
I've never encountered a nurse joy with a shitty Opinion before.
>>26458624
weakest bait ever
>implying actually cares
>fat fedora manchild like you not getting dirty looks
I don't know who's baiting who anymore.
>>26458624
Never EVER bring your 3ds out in the public if you're 18+ and over
>>26458288
I can only express disappointment when I see this picture.
You have to figure out why anon, and it's to do with you.
>>26458699
I used to play mine at my old school and nobody gave a shit
>>26458716
>People were silently judging you
>>26458710
Me? The hell did I do. i didn't even respond back to her.
You should at least be playing Emerald OP
>>26458754
Oh it's nothing to do with the nurse :^)
Hint:Luxray
>>26458755
Didn't have time to pick it up. I only have Sapphire with me
OP is clearly a beta closet gay faggot, kys m8.
>>26458766
I'm not the Luxray Nude. Go away
>>26458781
No but you asked if you could do it too alongside the other anon.
Anyway, nice job finding a Nurse Joy.
>>26458425
Well...they are technically the original, arent they?
you guys (specially OP) are reading too much into this
>>26458787
I did, Luxray lost, The bet is over.
I didn't find the Nurse Joy
Nurse joy found me
>>26458699
Well not if you're a sperg like you are.
Here's a tip, no one judges you unless you look like a shifty, insecure bastard. Which you probably are if you think people judge you just for playing a game.
>>26458897
>Thinks no one is Judging
>People are silently judging
>gamestop
>getting darkrai
>guys at counter gives me mew
>says he's really lazy
>wat
>he sleeps a lot
>wat
>i put him out there to take hits while healing my team
>wat
He eventually revealed his team was no higher than level 30. I quickly explained you need to beat all the gyms for a lvl 100 pokemon to obey you. Then i stopped caring and left. Fucking normies reee
>>26458369
Greentext time?
>>26458942
Of course they're going to judge you if you're sitting there in your own sweat, quickly running your eyes over the people there.
You look shifty as fuck.
If you're just sitting there and chilling no one will care.
>>26458991
Not much to green text
>fuck a genwunner
>didn't have that QT pokemon GF
>broke up later because both were unsatisfied
I play my DS every time I'm in the subway. Seriously, no one cares as long as you don't call attention to yourself.
>>26458384
she wants the D. i was in the hospital on sunday, coincidentally, and all the nurses were total qts. if only i had my gameboy... jk im not a manchild
>>26458624
I think you mean hipsters
Hey Guys, i found out that i'll be having a Private conversation with her later Today about my health.
I'm probably going to a mental asylum for asking this but: How to Piss off a Genwunner?
>>26459012
No one really cares, but I will say this. It does matter what you look like and what you are wearing. If I step on the city bus unshowered in baggy clothes and pull out my greasy fire emblem 3ds, people will avoid me. But if you look like a normal humie people will just not pay much attention to it. One time I had a suit on while riding the bus to an interview and pulled out my 3ds to calm me down and I had an actual human girl ask me what I was playing. Basically wear a suit and have money and people will like you. But I think we all already knew that.
>>26459104
>wear a suit
They're so uncomfortable though.
>>26459088
say garchomp is cooler than charizard
>>26459137
I don't Think Genwunners know about Garchomp.
>>26459104
That's pretty cool, anon. Was she cute?
>>26459088
Say you like newer designs more. When they bring up ice-cream and trash bags, ask her how eggs and piles of sludge are any better.
>>26459285
I don't know who you are and how you predicted that she would mention Ice cream and trashbag but wow, you were right. She had a shitty Opinion and got pissed off.
>>26458288
>i feel like the nurse is from /vp/ or something.
yes, I'm the nurse
>>26459160
She was pretty plain, but cute. I wish I would have asked for her number or something but my brain just short circuited worried about the interview and talking to a stranger that's female. I rode the bus all the time and never saw her again. I didn't even get that job I should have just said fuck it and asked the girl out.
>>26459384
It's a genwunner's only "defense". As long as they focus on those two questionable designs, they don't have to think about the fact that most new Pokemon are actually decent to great.
>>26459285
>>26459384
There are many bad pokemon in gen 5. Those two are always brought up because they're literally the worst in the series. Gen 5 has some great designs but the whole thing is tainted by association.
By the way eggs aren't a great design but they're still better because they're natural. Muk is a great design and you'd have to be retarded to think a formless elemental type pokemon is somehow equivalent to a plastic bag or ice cream cone that grew eyes.
>>26459535
>Muk is a great design and you'd have to be retarded to think a formless elemental type pokemon is somehow equivalent to a plastic bag or ice cream cone that grew eyes.
It's just sludge with eyes.
It's literally the same tier as those two arguably lower because it requires zero effort to get right.
>>26459088
>Genwunner
She literally reccommended games from the gen you were playing.
She isn't a genwunner you faggot.
>>26459551
Ok. Go draw a muk that would pass in the anime. I'll wait. (No I won't because you can't because it requires topological linework and arrangement and not just some random outline like you're pretending)
>>26459406
I wish this anon was telling the truth.
>>26459577
Oh~oh someone is a little salty <3
>>26459592
>Haha u r salty xD
Nice meme
>Inb4 she tells OP he has cancer when they have his health meeting.
>>26459584
Not him but Muk is literally the simplest Pokemon to draw.
I drew this on a laptop with the touchpad in paint. All it would take is like five seconds of touching up to be ready for the anime.
Can't do the same for garbodor of the vanillite line though
>>26458376
Fucking cuck
>>26459640
She wouldn't DARE. Bitch better b loyal to her job
>>26458299
>>26458299
First post, best post
>>26458288
>EVEN YOUR NURSE KNOWS HOENN IS TRASH
>>26458316
>new shit Gen
It's been shit since 2003
It just took the remakes for people to realize the plethora of flaws and problems.
You could argue the remakes were bad, and made the classics worse. But the classics were still shit.
>>26458453
that's how normal people make conversation.
>>26458699
but that's how I met my bf
we play a lot of video games though.
>>26458288
No, she's not from /vp/.
She does have better taste in Pokemon than you, though.
>>26459698
a cone with a circle on top of it is as close to anime icecreamon as that is to muk
>>26458514
Original literally means existing from the beginning/the first or earliest. So, Red and Blue are the original pokemon games because they were first.
You fucking retard.
Why does everyone dislike gen 3 so much.
>>26460988
People hate gen 1, 5 and 3 because it is a meme!
xD and memes are KEWL!
>>26460988
You really wanna' do this mate? Because there's a long as fuck list of reasons but I don't feel like seeing another thread derailed by Hoennbabbies in denial.
>>26461023
I just want to know. Im not saying hoenn was good, im just asking why it was bad
I thought this Thread died out. why is it revived?
>>26461043
I'll try and give the most prominent objective problems that turn people away;
>Gen 3 was not backwards compatible
Turned off many people back in the day.
>The Regional Dex was bad (dispersement of its Pokémon was also very bad)
This is not to be confused with bade Pokémon. Gen 3 Pokémon were actually quite good.
>Too much water.
Yes, you can Repel + Surf as quick as possible through it, but to explore it all, there are SIX water routes in a row. S I X.
>Unmemorable Gym Leaders and Elite 4.
I often find that Hoenn is where people stumble and forget a lot of characters. None of the characters really have appearances outside of their Gyms, and were completely one-dimensional. Honestly all the characters suffer this problem. Compare to Gen 2, 4, and 5, where Game Freak made extra effort in giving each of their characters their own
>Started the trend of your Rival being your friend.
This Gen gets a very dishonorable mention due to your rival literally giving up midway through the adventure. At least OR/AS Wally has kick-ass music
>Started the trend of "Box Legendary + Evil Team wants world domination!"
This Pokémon cliche has been reused ever since (only slightly remixed in Gen 5)
>OR/AS had very little content, even compared to the previous Hoenn game, Emerald.
Seriously, OR/AS was abysmal in terms of content, it was borderline insulting to fans. Even fans of the original Hoenn were pissed off with Game Freak thanks to the remakes.
On top of that, the removed features, both in Gen 3 and 6, caused backlash among fans (IE Day/Night cycles, and more recently, character customization). There was the excuses given by Masuda ("We need to compete with Mobile games, so we made the games easier", "Customization was a theme of Kalos and isn't in the new game because of that.", "Wait and see if there are more Megastones to find in the Post-Game!")
I do not believe any of OP's interactions with this nurse about vidya actually happened
makes for a good story tho
>>26458299
>>26458376
You're one of those morons that traded back in their games and consoles to Gamestop when you were bored with them, weren't you?
>>26458376
>tfw I still have Firered and Emerald versions that work
>tfw my GBASP died because of younger brother slamming it into the floor in an autistic fit of rage
>tfw there isn't a single day that I wouldn't give to play those games in their primary console again
You are a sack of shit, Samus Avatarfag.
