This is actually really interesting.
Not canon.
>>26456481
Did anyone say it was? Fuck off, Mewtist.
This is pretty cool, some of the links are a bit of a stretch, and the spritework is subpar at times (Pic related.)
>>26456495
Evolution's a bitch.
Here is a more detailed version, with up to gen 6
>>26456514
Everyone knows Mew is the ancestor of all Pokemon. That shit is not canon.
>>26456514
high res where?
>>26456514
>doesn't start from mew
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26456469
no, it's shit
>>26456469
S E M I H O M O
>>26456514
Its good enough to pick up the minor mistakes.must resist autism to point them out
>>26456587
Jiglipuff is a bunny, not extratterrsial
what else?
>>26456514
>mew
>not the origin point
Fetal flaw desu
>>26456514
So many problems, as a biologist this is making me incandescent with rage.
Even from a pokemon perspective there aree glaring errors. For example why in the name of sanity would you put the so called lunar duo as an of shoot of the pokemon representing time and not the one the other side of it representing space. If I had any drawing skill at all and no job I'd be designing a real version of this shit right now to replace this tawdry misinformed garbage.
>>26456634
point all the errors and i'll fix it, faggot
>>26456469
Regarding the first one: I'm pretty fucking lost on the apparent connection between Exeggscute/Exeggutor and Chansey anywhere beyond the egg thing, or really Chansey's placement in Plantiforma at all.
Chansey doesn't exactly strike me as a plant-based creature.
Also, is anyone else unsure of where moles branching off from simians comes from? Because I sure fucking am. What the fuck.
D-did he just have horses and bulls branch off from foxes? For real?
Sorry, OP. Your interesting thing kind of sucks eggs.
Feel free to tear me to shreds for my incompetence, but I just don't see where the maker made any of these connections rationally.
Dude I would totally use Machromosome
>>26456469
A-autism!
>>26456642
Crocodiles arent directly under dinosaures.
Bird branching of before dinosaures instead of brancinging of from grovyle.
Snakes not branching of from lizards.
Grovyle line is more raptor than gecko.
Slaking line is more sloth than ape.
Abra is a fox.
>>26456728
Biologist from earlier here, this post isn't from me but this guy gets it.
>>26456520
>>26456541
>>26456606
dumbasses. Look at the picture, Mew is the start for all the field pokemon.
Eevee to Ponyta is the one thing in this that I can't believe.
>fabulae
kek
Also, i really would like it if GF touched on the concept of darwinian evolution, even if just a little bit
>>26456481
You don't fucking say!
I couldn't figure that out on my own, thanks for that
>>26456514
just the fact that someone took the time for that, despite knowing it's not true is kind of baffling
but i do like it
>>26456520
>>26456541
>>26456606
I'm actually more surprised it does start with mew, asside from the legends, since mew being the origin is probably just a myth
>>26456652
You're following the chains backwards anon
>>26456514
mightyena with cats dafuq
clearly a dog
>>26456836
...am I? Isn't that Hypno branching off into Magmar and Electabuzz, though, the latter of which then becomes Primeape, which would mean the next latter would be becoming Dugtrio?
>>26456855
Mightyena is a hyena, which means it is more related to cats than dogs. Look it up.
>>26456855
clearly a HYENA, which is technically more feline then canine
>>26456878
>Hyenas are not members of the dog or cat families. Instead, they are so unique that they have a family all their own, Hyaenidae. There are four members of the Hyaenidae family: the striped hyena, the “giggly” spotted hyena, the brown hyena, and the aardwolf (it's a hyena, not a wolf).
Not that guy butI feel they are more Canine to be honest
>>26456913
Phylogenetically, they are feliformes. They're not cats, but they're closer to them than dogs.
>>26456942
I stand corrected, thanks anon
>>26456949
For the sake of completion and to dispel doubts about why they seem more canine:
>Although phylogenetically they are closer to felines and viverrids, hyenas are behaviourally and morphologically similar to canines in several aspects; both hyenas and canines are nonarboreal, cursorial hunters that catch prey with their teeth rather than claws. Both eat food quickly and may store it, and their calloused feet with large, blunt, nonretractable nails are adapted for running and making sharp turns. However, the hyenas' grooming, scent marking, defecating habits, mating, and parental behaviour are consistent with the behaviour of other feliforms.
From Wikipedia.
>>26456957
>you could train them to use a oversized litterbox
thats what i mainly take away from this.
>>26456469
>this is actually really interesting
Yes, and retarded.
>seel somewhere between pisces and amphibia and not in mammalia
>>26456957
Weird, hunting behaviour seems canine but social behavior which is the "default" state is feline. Makes sense after all. The more you know
![[SCIENCING INTENSIFIES].gif](https://i.imgur.com/vVgAzje.gif "[SCIENCING INTENSIFIES].gif")
>>26456982
whoa holy shit I've been scrutinizing this shitlist for a while now and never even caught that
what the actual fuck
>>26456469
Cool idea... TERRIBLE execution.
>Ponyta and Tauros branch from canids?
>diglett (moles) branch from primeates?
Wat?
>>26456469
This is fucking stupid
>>26456514
Canonically, Mew is the Ancestor of All Pokémon.
>>26456514
I like this one a hell of a lot more than OP's
>>26459642
>>26459664
Bad. Bad mewtist. Let us fill in the blanks between Mew and the other pokemon
>>26456469
There is so much wrong with this chart I don't even know where to begin.
>>26456469
>Dat Krabby to Scyther progression
What the fucking fuck
>>26456469
>Lepidoptera evolving from Hymenoptera
REEEEEEEE
>>26459804
And Archen, is the Ancestor of All Bird Pokémon.
>>26456469
They're all the same species with different phenotypes. They have highly variable, radioactive dna that allows them to "evolve" rapidly.
Arceusfags +1
Mewtists 0
>>26461850
this, except the "radioactive DNA" thing is a comic-book copout
Skitty and Wailord wouldn't be able to breed otherwise
>>26461813
>"thought to be"
>>26456514
I can't help it. The autism is overtaking me.
>implying rabbits are ungulates
>implying bagworms are plants
>implying catfish and flounder are agnatha
>implying rabbits are rodents
>implying mongooses are felines
>implying tanuki are mustelids
>implying sloths are primates
>implying armadillos are rodents
>implying cicadas are crustaceans
>implying crinoids are cnidarians
>implying pigs are atlantogenatas
>that entire "Anatidae"
>>26456469
> Aerodactly evolving from modern Pokemon
lol
>>26461850
That's Fanon.
>>26462206
What if the Pokedex stated everything on the Pokedex was a lie?
>>26461920
>>26462241
I don't understand that comment but the Pokédex is always right.
>>26462241
>>26462292
>"said to be"
>>26462292
>"Said to be"
>>26456481
We know, Dont be such a buzz kill "Richard"
>>26462328
How does that prove it is accurate?
>>26462309
So if the Pokedex said that it always lied, would it be true?
>>26462373
Ask Game freak.
>>26462389
The Pokédex only talk about Pokémon species.
BTW, if one thing in the Pokédex is false then everything in the Pokédex is false as well.
>>26462437
So everything in the Pokedex IS false
>>26462349
>>26462347
I would post the other Pokédex entries but It'll be a entry from another Pokémon.
>>26462454
Actually, everything in the Pokédex is true.
Here's a example of that evidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJViCjDkLA
>>26462480
Why are you like this? What made you so obsessed with the pokedex?
>>26462523
>Why are you like this? What made you so obsessed with the Pokédex?
Reason: Pokémon, themselves.
>>26456469
No, its really not.
>>26462595
I don't think any pokemon has enough power to make anyone THIS autistic.
Think about this- Oak has you out cataloguing pokemon and making field notes.
>The pokedex scans things you catch and records actual info and lets kids make descriptions which are later curated and revised.
Magcargo's entry says it is hotter than the surface of the sun. That sounds like something a kid would extrapolate.
>The pokedex is written by 10-year-olds and revised by adults. It's a massive biology study coupled with a social experiment carried out by all these professors into how kids see the world, and they get free research slaves out of it too.
>>26462664
Don't bother. It's too late for him. Just be happy the same fate hasn't happened to you.
>>26462420
If you dont know then dont use it as an argument.
>>26456469
thats so cool
>>26462480
Shedinja's isnt true
