I honestly don't get why castform gets such a bad rap. I mean yeah his move selection is more shallow than a kiddie pool and his stats are average at best, but he can OHKO beasts like mega t-tar and two shot Dragonite.
>>26453730
>big balls
but it ugly tho
it's a weird shaped scrotum that controls the weather
I honestly don't get why castform gets such a bad rap. I mean yeah his move selection is more shallow than a kiddie pool and his stats are average at best, but he can OHKO beasts like mega t-tar and two shot Dragonite.
I honestly don't get why castform gets such a bad rap. I mean yeah his move selection is more shallow than a kiddie pool and his stats are average at best, but he can OHKO beasts like mega t-tar and two shot Dragonite.
balls, and you know it
>>26453730
I always thought those were giant titties on castform, am I wrong?
>>26453816
those are definitely balls
Okay guys. I honestly though castform was just sperm that could control the weather.
>>26453816
He is a used condom
I named mine "mooseknuckle". Makes me chuckle every time.
New Hidden Ability:
>Weather Report (or w/e)
>When this Pokemon uses a weather-changing move, it always goes first and remains in effect until another force changes it.
Which is to say, +1 priority and no time limit on the weather.
Would that be enough to make it OU? Would we enter Weather Wars 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Only thing castform will ever be good for is for titfucking, nothing elsepost the pastebin
>>26456999
cannot ignore tripshttp://pastebin.com/pvMLyX36
>>26454954
Still too weak and no bulk, like a very very limited Smeargle.
>>26453730
So can Unown.
>>26453730
Just tried some damage calcs, it OHKOs uninvested M-Tyranitar with Hydro Pump, only in rain.
That's not a counter.
>>26457180
It kinda hits hard under weather.
It gets STAB Fire Blast/Hydro Pump with the weather boost. It also gets Solar Beam, Thunder and Hurricane.
>>26454954
I always wanted him to get a hidden ability to start a weather condition on entry that correlated to which weather stone he held (along with the benefit gained from using a weather move with the stone and changing form).
So holding a damp stone would give him a 7 turn drizzle effect.
Also, give him a sandstorm form already
I honestly don't get why castform gets such a bad rap. I mean yeah his move selection is more shallow than a kiddie pool and his stats are average at best, but he can OHKO beasts like mega t-tar and two shot Dragonite.
>>26454209
>putting your balls in the condom
>>26454954
Make Castform able to set primal weathers.
>>26457369
>It gets STAB Fire Blast/Hydro Pump
Not if it doesn't have Forecast
Does anyone have that image with palkia that saya "palkia would like to spacial rend your anal place until you understand"?
>>26453730
the Smogon entry is pretty funny for that guy
>>26460510
>wanting ball herpes/warts
>>26460819
>tfw fordyce spots
>tfw trying to explain to every girl ever I'm not infected/contagious
>>26461778
Holy fuck, thank you anon. I have this and I've never had a name for it. I know your feel so hard.
>mfw my dermatologist is apparently a fucking scrub
Time to change doctors.Respectful sage for off topic.
>>26453730
How is it almost every written argument that has "-I mean-" somewhere in it is total shit.
