Monkey Paw Thread
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What will you wish for?
For this pain to end and also a real Ditto
>>26445010
I wish to cancel his two wishes, ending this discussion since the paw pictured has 4 digits.
>>26445014
I wish to Cancel THIS guys wishes and End the Pokemon Anime
>>26445010
The pain ends and now you live a meaningless life as a numb shell, devoid of any joy. Also, the Ditto cannot transform.
>>26445014
Nah, fuck you.
>>26445020
Done. The anime is now continued through the mainstream games, lame characters and voiced cries included.
Nothing.
>>26445040
Gotcha. The content on /vp/ will consist 100% "it's fucking nothing!" memes until the end of time.
I wish for communicative emotes/symbols to be added back to the trade system. Removing them was one of the most idiotic things ever done.
Pokemon and Digimon crossover.
>>26445008
>>26445223
Granted. It's even worse than Best Wishes and Hunters combined.
Gen 7 is fucking amazing in every single aspect and all GF employees kill themselves after the game is released.
>>26445314
Sure, but management falls into the wrong hands and updates to the games make Gen 7 absolute shit in every single aspect. Furthermore, to encourage sales, they also make new servers for Gen 7, and shut down the XY/ORAS servers. Afterwards, Mystery Gifts become code-distributed only, trading becomes region-locked, and... well, basically, everything that could go wrong goes horribly awry.
I wish for Pokémon following behind to come back. I'd even accept it if the really big Pokémon didn't get to do it. Sacrifices must be made as needed.
>>26445318
10/10
a dolphin pokemon in gen 7
>>26445346
ok
Dolfun
water/ice
defeatist
60/60/60/75/60/80
highly phallic in at least three ways
>>26445318
Smeargle > genies
>>26445362
>no ms paint macro
you expect me to take this post seriously?
>>26445362
>defeatist
y tho :/
>>26445364
shit sorry senpai here it is
it was always existent I just forgot it the first time
>>26445369
fine, whatever, give it Truant instead
happy?
>>26445392
speaking of dolphinshere's my shitty one
I wish for a triceratops and ankylosaurus for fossils, with good evos and stats.
>>26445318
>top group
Kangaskan 5
Landorus 5
Cresselia 4
Amoongus 3
Thundurus 3
Aegislash 3
Heatran 3
Entei 1
Tyranitar 1
Volcarona 1
Sylveon 1
>bottom group
Kangaskan 5
Groudon 5
Xerneas 5
Talonflame 5
Smeargle 5
Salamence 4
Clefairy (Clefable?) 1
>>26445416
They have great stats but only learn quash and Baton Pass
Ballio is real.
>>26445218
They return, only to be abused to get around wordfilters. Your game is full of "kys niggerfags" every time.
>>26445008
Shiny seviper,i randomly encountered you on route 8 and you killed yourself because of my Xatu's magic coat
I wish for your rebirth in the friend safari
>>26446520
You get your Seviper, but it has complete shit IV's and a bad nature
>>26446496
Okie dokie. Might want to lube up that asshole of yours before you go to bed tonight.
I wish for Alola to not be the fucking tiny region everyone is theorizing it to be.
>>26445423
Clefable's a tank with Friend Guard and evolite
I wish for Kris, May, Leaf, Dawn, Lyra, Hilda, Rosa and Serena all to be part of my haremas my property.
>>26448558
Done.
You soon get hauled off by the cops for exploitation of minors and human trafficking.
>>26448317
voila, its a totally different tiny island
>>26445008
IVs are removed and HMs are usable by any pokemon who can learn them outside of battle even if they don't know the move
>>26448317
Granted. It's even fucking smaller than everyone predicted. You don't even explore the routes. When you leave a city, you get sent to a World Map and can only select an adjacent city to go to.
I wish for a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon that plays like a traditional mainline game:
>you don't turn into a pokemon
>the dialogue isn't bloated with NPCs repeating other NPCs in the form of a question
>the evil team isn't just a rehash of Team Galactic
>your rivals aren't drooling retards who pine for your dick/wedge
I wish for a Mega Bisharp and Mega Chandelure that look cool, have good stats, have a good ability, and aren't banned.
>>26449606
>IVs are removed
Granted. Some pokemon now naturally have a higher EV capacity than others.
>HMs are usable by any pokemon who can learn them outside of battle even if they don't know the move
Granted. But Gamefreak has decided that they want the player to use every pokemon in the region; HMs can now only be learned by shitmons. And the new region is designed to be awful to navigate without at least one HM.
>>26449671
Granted. Mega Bisharp and Chandelure get their respective secondary types replaced with Fairy type. They're the two strongest special walls in the game and they gain an ability that raises both defenses everytime they take damage.
>>26449849
>Fairy
FUCK
>>26445318
Why do people have Salamence when their mega is kang?
>>26449932
Battles in VGC are 4v4, so they'll choose either Mence or Kang at team preview.
A rock type move that has priority over gale wing. For my second wish, make it so fighting pokemon can learn it so they'll be relevant again
>>26450144
Granted. Being a Rock-type move, of course, it has shit accuracy and sub-par power. You're looking at 40 BP and 65 ACC, bucko. It DOES make contact, though, so there's that.
As for your second wish, it's also granted. However, a Fairy-type Extremespeed is also introduced and made available to most Dark, Normal, and Steel-type Pokemon.
First wish is for Chieko / blonde sunhat rival girl in SunMoon to be real and have the snarky Gary personality she has been hinted to have
Second wish is for Popplio's evolution line to be Water/Fairy and appropriately cute
Third wish is for Rowlet's evo line's Hidden Ability to be Thick Fat
>>26445008
another paw
Mega Gothitelle
For delphox to get a better model on sun/moon
I wish for costumes and masks as customization options, rather than just clothing.
Also the option to paint the girl character's nails.
>>26451873
Granted, but they can only be obtained through amiibo.
Granted, but you can only paint them 3 shades of red post-game.
I wish for a fun sidegame in S&M
