Pokemon you could beat in a fight.
>>26443531
that fucking rat would kill you
don't lie
Budew
Sunkern
>>26443574
I would just use fighting type moves
>>26443531
Do You read the Pokédex entries?
>>26443597
Sunkern use solar beam.
You dead...
>>26443598
Daily reminder that All Human don't have supernatural powers in the Pokémon Universe.
A dead Magikarp.
>>26443614
It has to charge. I can just kill it first. It's stats are the lowest of any Pokemon iirc
>>26443623
Didn't psychics use abilities like them? Broly lifted a huge boulder.
>>26443631
>>26443631
You idiot. Battle mechanic are not canon.
Lol!
Canonically, Magikarp is the weakest Pokémon.
>>26443753
Richard bringing the bantz
>>26443650
I said.
All Human don't have supernatural powers. Everyone isn't a psychic.
>>26443760
That user think stats are canon.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
They are not.
>>26443779
That's a Reddit reaction image, Richard.
aka where you belong. Or is that where you came from and even they laughed you off?
I'd need to get the drop on him probably, though.
>>26443763
Your wording was completely shit.
>>26443823
You bastard.
>>26443827
No one is perfect.
>>26443809
I don't know how to respond that comment.
>>26443827
He's a spic here for the epic leaks like all Pokéspics.
>>26443854
You can start by going to Reddit and staying there.
>>26443598
>Ratata uses ZEN HEADBUTT
>fighting bitch is ded
>>26443862
Don't listen to this man.
You're doing God's work, Richard.
>>26443867
But anon is most likely Normal-type. Maybe even Dark depending on how edgy he is.
>>26443869
Richard doesn't believe in G-d. Only in the Pokédex and Gamefreak. The G-d of Abraham is not canon in the Pokémon World.
>>26443851
You can't beat a Joltik.
>>26443862
No thanks. I'm only interested in Pokémon.
>>26443875
>G-d
Fuck off kike nigger.
>>26443912YHVH
>>26443924Tetragrammaton
Ditto
>>26443935
this statement goes whichever way you interpret it
>>26443876
Joltik would electrocute you. You're better off fighting a sunkern.
>>26444000
Nah. I'll use a Victini.
Victini always win.
>>26443892
There's a /r/pokemon on reddit where they'd be glad to talk to you, unlike here.
>>26444112
No thanks and I'm oh ok with you people not talking to me.
>>26444121
So you're saying you're willing to go talk to people in a place where nobody wants to talk to you, and where you ruin every single thread with your bullshit "canon" nobody on /vp/ cares about ?
Tentaquil
Probably Feebas with some effort.
>>26444143
>implying you'd survive a Puke Blood
Ill squish this fucker. Nothing but prey
