Your age
Your first game
Are these real?
22, Pokémon Red.
Fake as fuck.
20, yellow.
FAKE AND GAY. GAKE AND FAY.
19
Red
As real as Tentaquil
21, Ruby, nigga pls
>>26432681
24.
Red or Blue, can't remember.
Fake. The linework is too clean, even though Owltair and Ballio could be Gamefreak designs.
22
Diamond
dunno
>>26432681
24
Blue
Everything is real
>>26432681
>paedo clown from Akame ga kill evolution
>>26432681
22, Stadium, as fake as my mom telling me she loves the pokemon playing manlet she raised
>>26432681
18
Crystal
Probably not (using another proven-fake leak as evidence is just fucking retarded) though I sorta wish they are because Ballio looks great
20
Pokemon Gold
Fake
24
Red
I sure hope not.
18, Red, and I doubt it.
Well, more like I hope that retarded assassin owl isn't real.
The clown is OK though.
>>26432681
30
Red
No, but I wish the clown was.
>>26432681
- 26
- Yellow
- I want Owltair too be real, but those designs are obviously fake.
>>26432681
24
Yellow
Yeah they're fake but I'd be happy with the water one ending up like that. That's creepy as fuck. Love it.
22
Red
No
24
Pokemon BlueI wish they were because I've grown used to the clown seal and he looks adorable as fuck and would be a legitimate bro in the sense of having a playful silly clown seal that for once doesn't evolve into regal shit but I've already embraced reality
26, Blue, no
The Popplio and Rowlet fake evos look like total shit and would ruin the lines completely.
22
Blue
Fake
Good concept in abstract, bad illustration.
22
Red
No. They don't have that Pokemon look to them; the style is a little too realistic Rowlet and Litten's heads won't be that small when they're evolved.
>>26432681
25, Yellow and nope.
>>26432681
28, Red, No
>>26432681
23
red
Fake, they look kinda frightening and half way decent. Certainly not goofy enough to be Pokemon.
22
Red
No es hada, es fake. I don't remember other leak seasons having this much autism.
>>26432681
>Your age
19
>Your first game
Stadium
>Are these real?
Fuck no
>>26432681
21, Silver, Fake.
24
Red (rented from Blockbuster)
Too perfect to be real
20
Ruby
Rowlet is real,and I wish rapelio was.
>>26432953
>17
Anon...
>>26432681
20 Pokemon Red
I wish the owl and clown were real, don't give a fuck about the panther though.
>>26432953
underageB&
18
Red
Fake and gay unless this board memes it enough
27.
Red.
I hope so.
>>26432685
Are you me?
23
blue
no
>>26433137
>13
Still gonna get banned tho
>>26432681
How can these be real if your eyes aren't real?
>>26432681
26, red and no, they're fake as fuck.
>>26432681
20, blue.
Saddly, nope.
>>26432681
18
Blue
Fake as Roothoot
>>26432702
>>26432811
>>26433136
>under 20
>Red was their first game
For fucks sake, Red was released 18 years ago in the West. By the time you were able to fully enjoy a game that requires reading comprehension, Gen III was ending, and Nintendo DS was already a thing.
>20
>Crystal
>naw
>>26433216
>not already being able to read at the age of three
american education system at work folks
>>26432681
23
Yellow
No
18
Red
Fake
>>26432681
33
Blue
No
24
Blue but Yellow was the first I ever owned and finished
No
23
Sapphire
I hope not, they're 2 scary 4 me
>>26433216
Maybe they actually played FR, or they wanted to have some hipster street cred with their friends in grade school.
>I played the original experience first as intended :^)
28, Pokémon Blue
>>26433225
I'm europoor, and unless you're a child genius you're barely able to grasp single words at the age of three. Understanding long sentences is completely out of the question.
And even if you were fully able to read at that age, Gold/Silver were already released.
But I guess this board is full of geniuses that beat the rock tunnel at the age of 3 because their parents were too poor to buy them the latest version. Sounds beliveable.
>>26432681
22
Silver
Fake
>>26433251
>bagheera
>scary
I give you assasin owl and the rape clown but Litten's is just a striped panther or are you afraid of real life black jaguars/leopards too?
>>26433266
Don't take a genius to be able to read at that age. Just effort on the parents' part.
28
pokemon red version
No body know.
22
Sapphire
Nope
>>26433216
You can buy a game some years after it release date anon.
>>26433216
Thankyou
>>26432681
19
Red/Blue
Possible concept art/50% chance of real.
>>26432681
23
Chrystal
I like Ballio and Assin's Owl but nope, they aren't
23
Gold
As fake as your girlfriend
>>26432681
22
Blue
Assassin's Creed Owl a shit, they better be fake
>>26433337
Yes, and you, as a child, chose to buy the old game for an obsolete system available only in flea markets. Instead of buying the new, shiny game that is marketed everywhere and readily avalaible in every store.
And not only you anon, but almost everybody under 20 in this thread. Must be a hell of a coincidence.
>>26433406
Dude B/W came out in 2011 over here and I bought a brand new copy readily available in store for dirt cheap last year.
They don't stop stocking old games just because the new ones have come out.
>>26433233
>33
>gets dubs (33)_he's cute. Got more?
>>26433406
hahaa why even get annoyed over this
19
Red
Fake but straight :l
>>26432681
-21
-Pokemon Ruby
-I hope Ballio to be real just because it made people stop complaining with Popplio's design
24, blue, no
21
Blue
No, and thank god
20
Diamond
Fake as hell. This looks like Roothoot shit.
22
Yellow
What IS real?
23
Blue
No
30
Blue
Yes
27
Red
I sure hope they are!
>>26432681
18
Firered
Nope
>>26433216
Listen here grandpa at 18 that probably means their first pokemon experience was downloading red on their phone or playing their older brothers hand-me-downs. It's so cute when old irrelevant people try to pretend they're the only ones who could have experienced something as their first (:
But hey keep pretending youth sucks and you're not desperately trying to hold on to it by playing a children's cock fighting game (;
18
Sapphire
Nope
26
Red
No, es fake
>>26433606
>>26433606
>(:
>(;
fuck off kid
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/out/
22
Crystal
As real as my will to live
23
Yellow
Yes, they are too clever to be fake
>>26433616
HURR DURR I'M AN AUTIST WHO CAN'T DETECT THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNTS OF SARCASM I TOTALLY FIT IN R-RIGHT LE GUYS ?
>>26433623
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>26433616
Was the old grandpa triggered? Have fun pretending being old is fun grandpa I mean sure the world calls you a man child but at least your birth certificate is definitive prove you're an adult :^)
>>26432681
18
Red
I sure hope they're real they're lit
18
Gold
As real as Bruce Jenner's pussy
>>26433629
>they're lit
What's this? Some new kind of nigger speech for cool or on fire? I'm getting too old for this shit.
>>26433627
That wasn't even my post but if you can't detect a patrician passive-aggressive smiley face that shows you're the one who should get out.
Or atleast stop being such a raging autist, true oldfags realized long time ago that leddit's here to stay.
>>26433637
Pretty sure it's of british origins and also describes smonking W33D! xd
>>26433639
At least use the conventional and all beloved meme face of the decade :^) if you want to shitpost this badly.
>>26433652
No see that's the thing about that guy's post.
Meme spouting newfags like the guy Ive been responding too don't """"""""""get""""""""" old-school meme face are actually a hotness.
23, Pokémon Silver
I hope not, that owl looks like shit. Rapeseal also looks like the classic fakemon
>22
>Crystal
>They're obviously fake but at least, Ballio will always be with us.
29
Blue
Nah son
>>26433233
No traps allowed
18
Pearl
Hell naw
21, tellow
no
24
Crystal
Of course
30, pokemon blue/yellow, fake
19, silver
i hope to fuck they're not
18
Silver
No way, stop shitposting you faggot
>>26432681
19
Fire Red
Unfortunately, no.I really like Ballio
18, Gold
I highly doubt it
18, firered, literally my mom's fakes.
24
Red
No you retard.
>>26432884
This
20
FR
faker than Pokemon's credibility
33
White
No
20, Gold
I really hope they're not.
>>26434210
>33
>White
25
Yellow
Doubtful
22
Yellow
Nah
>18
>HGSS
>Fake as they are edgy
21. Pokémon Yellow.
Es fake.
>>26432681
18
Sapphire
I hope they are not real.
>>26432681
>20
>Blue
They aren't real, anyone with sense can tell
Protip: substract 10 to every age posted ITT to get the actual ages.
25
Pokemon red/blue (got both the same day)
Fake.
>>26434375
but which one did you play first faggot
>>26432681
28
Blue
NOOOOOOPE
>>26432681
76, Pokemon X, Real, especially Ballio
>>26432681
27
Blue
Obviously fake, why are people even entertaining the idea that those might be real?
22, Red/Blue, supa fake.
I wouldn't mind the Owl being real though.
21
Crystal
No, are you retarded?
>>26432681
22
Red
Obviously not
>>26432681
>48
>pearl
I hope not
20
Red
Yes
21, leafgreen
I'm unsure t b h
>>26432681
>20
>Gold
>I really don't even know, probably not.
>>26432681
21
FRLG
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HELL NO
18, Pokemon Emerald.
Maybe.
>>26432681
>21
>Red and Blue
>Not a snowball's chance in hell those are real
20
Gold
Fake
>>26432681
29
Red
Real bc I was here for Greninja, Wottergate, and even the Gen IV and Gen III eaks... this shit looks legit
Also, get me off this board. I'm too old for this shit
>>26432681
22
Emerald
Fuck no, but i want it, I FUCKINGN WANTEDEED
> 21
> Blue
> Unfortunatelly no for Ballio. Thankfully no for the other ones
20, Pokémon Diamond
Fake af
21
Yellow
No but they should be
25
Ruby
Fake, just like OP's heterosexuality.
>>26432681
20
Emerald
Nope,but I want Ballio to be real.
>>26433216
I dont believe it either, but the thing is (or at least in my country and talking from the experience) when you are a little kid and you dont have money or your family is poor, almost any console and game are the best shit so you take the first thing you can pay.
The first time i see pokemon it was on a game boy color back in 2003... it was like seeing the future
26 Blue and Red.
Never played another one after that. Only here because it was on the front page and it baffles me how people still enjoy this shit. I see fatfucks in the cafe playing Pokemon on the pc and discussing it. It's positively disgusting but we live in a time where even anime faggots can discuss that shit in public instead of getting bullied, so whatever.
>>26434688
Here's your (You)
>>26434702
k, nerd.
>>26432681
>23
>Red
They're totally real, Anon! What are you talking about?
22
Pokemon Blue.
Absolutely not.
>>26432681
25
Blue
I want to believe, rapeclown is perfect.
19
Technically Blue, but I was autistic as fuck as a kid and didn't understand "Arr-pee-gis"
Emerald was the first game I actually really played.
Wishful thinking for Ballio and maybe not-Ezio, but they are likely fake.Prove me wrong /vp/.
>>26432681
27.
Red.
Maybe.
>>26432681
23
blue
no, thank god
>>26432681
20
Red
We'll see eventually
21
Yellow
I dunno could be
23
Gold
I don't care if they are or not
>>26432681
24
red
fake, but they're all really good. I like owl because it's interesting and different, cat because its so simple and really contrasts past fire evos, and i just fucking love sea lions
>>26434980
I was mistaken I had red first
28
Blue
No
42
Black 2
Yes
21
Yellow
No
27
Red
Nah man they aint
>Over 25
Real talk, why are you still here on /vp/?
>>26432681
26
red
no
>>26435094
Because I like Pokemon
>>26433406
Are you a retard or something? I used to play old games all the time as a kid.
21
Gold, went back and played Blue right after.
99% sure they're fake, but I doubted Wottergate, so there's that 1% of caution.
>>26432681
23
Blue
No
>>26435172
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
23
Yellow
Looks gay as fuck
>>26432681
23
Red
Fake. I think they're cool fakemons but yeah fake.
>>26435172
Here's your (You) before your sent off with the ban
>>26432681
23
Pokemon Snap
Fake like greninja
>>26432681
23
diamond
no, but i kinda wish they were. owltair would be my favorite starter ever
53
Pokemon Y
Fake.
25
Red
Owltair is cool but it's not a Pokemon design, and I seriously question the sanity of anyone who thinks Rapelio is real.
>>26435094
Does growing up suddenly mean I stop disliking my passions? I got into pokemon because of my grandson, and its a great and fun little game to play at home.
Is it so wrong I browse the community for tips and tricks?
>>26432681
23
Pokémon Pinball (then Blue)
Fuck no. Owl too edgy, cat too lifelike, seal too rapey
25
Blue
Faaaaake
23, Blue and no. I love the clown and assassin though. I also love all the kids in this thread pretending to be older and saying they played Red as a child. It's hilarious.
>>26432681
19
Sapphire
Fake as all hell
>18
>Yellow
>Fake but I wish they were real
>>26434561
It's sad that you have to lie about your age and how long you've been on 4chan. Like seriously, your parents really didn't give you any attention?
>>26432681
23
Red
No, but I like them.
>>26434561
>Gen IV and III
>/vp/
Its okay anon, you don't have to lie.
34
Red
Fake, but I like the owl thief
>All those underage banned that posted their real age in this thread
Now just think of all the other underaged that are lying in this thread, and the other underage that didn't post at all. I'm gonna say at least 30% of this board is underage.
>>26432681
23, Blue, Probably fake but I wish the murder clown and owlsassin were real. cat is shit tho tbqh
>>26435214
Those were the good times.I really do want to believe that Ballio is real, but I don't think a miracle's going to happen any time soon. I've grown too attached to it.
>>26434561
>Not knowing /vp/ was established just before gen V
>'I-I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED'
29
Yellow
No, but I'd like them to be.
>>26432681
19
Diamond (Yeah, I started late)
No, but I wouldnt mind if they were. (Who knows, maybe they are real?)
>>26432681
20
Yellow
I hope
23
Pokemon Yellow
As real as the name your own price gun.
19
Pokemon Red
Nope, but I want Ballio
>>26433216
Just means they had older siblings that gave them old pokemon games.
20
Ruby
There are no real leaks.
18
Diamond (Poorfag here)
I do not care either way. Most likely fake, but there is a very small chance they're real.
20
Yellow
Of fucking course not
>>26432681
25, Blue.
Extremely fake, and one of them is a literal Digimon.
23, Blue.
Fake. Just look at how badly drawn it is. Look at Rapelio hand holding the ball and compare it to the other one.
18, based Black.
They're def real.
>>26435214
Poke snap
>top fucikingi kek
>>26432685
20
Diamond
>believing in this
>age
19
>first game
blue
>Are these real?
I'm 90% sure they're fake, but I wish at least Ballio was real. Knowing that they will most likely fuck up Popplio's actual final evo saddens me.
26
Yellow
Hell fucking no, but they would be alright if they were real
20. Blue. Fake, but I really want them to be real.
>>26432681
25
Yellow
FakeI think they're good designs though just 3edgy5pokemon
35, idr, of course they're fucking not.
>>26432681
19
Sapphire
Fuck no
27
Blue
Probably not
23
Blue
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
no
>19
>pokemon ruby
>They're fake and I hope they're fake
>>26432681
18
Sapphire
No but I want Rapelio so hard
29, Red, Hell no
Why do I have the feeling that OP is compiling all our posts into a massive Wottergate 3.0 in case the leak does end up being real?
>>26432681
32 - I'm apparently getting too old for this board
Pokemon red
Real - they diverge so much from the starters. An artist trying to make them look real wouldn't do this, but GF fuck up their lines all the time.
Pic related
>>26434561
>Gen III leaks
>4chan
>>26436046
>>26436062
Hivemind!
25
Blue_no
>>26436062
Same here. You go and think "oh, there's no fucking way they'd" and then you look at any other previous starter who had their final evolutions not look anything at all like their first forms or barely resembling.
Owltair is going through a serious case of Blaziken syndrome while Dropsy the fit water clown here is going through a similar approach as Oshawott/Froakie. The not so pink panther is more of a Typhlosion approach, more classic so not all of them become bipedal.
This doesn't resemble Sugimori's art style at all either, but it does resemble Ohmura's quite a bit.
18, silver, fake as fuck
>>26432681
24
Blue
Won't know until they're confirmed fake or real. Speculation with no way of proving either way is for tiny minds.
24
Crystal
Really fake
>>26432681
25
Yellow
Not on your life.
>>26432681
24
Blue
Nope
>>26432681
21
Red
More than likely fake.
>>26432884
You're obviously me.
>>26432681
20
emerald
unfortunately fake , altho i find them amazing
I thought there would be a lot more 1991 guys around here.
I mean we were right in the beginning to the hieght of it all.
>>26432681
>23
>Silver.
>No.
>>26432681
18
Pearl
these are almost as fake as Roothoot and co.
>>26436675
Remember when dbz was actually on kids wb for a bit(then it went to toonami or it was already on it) at like 6 in the morning and pokemon was actually at 7 am on weekdays(thats how everyone actually watched it) then it went to being in the afternoon. then it went to being only on Saturdays or some shit. then rip.
>>26436733
I think voltron (maybe) was on kids wb beforehand on Saturdays also and also remember waiting early in the morning at some point and having to watch family matters and fresh prince, some history cartoon show, and I think carmen sandiego (maybe not).
>>26432681
18
Blue (poorfag)
No
>>26432681
19
Diamond
Fucking no
>>26432681
20, sapphire
obviously fake
>>26432681
19 Pokemon, gold, god I wish they where
>>26433216
They're either from poor families, in a place that games get much later releases, or liars.
>>26432681
21
Crystal
I wish rapey strongman clown seal was real
18
Leaf Green
N O P E
>>26432681
22
fire redin 2014
no but i wish the water starter was real. its goofy and i love it
>>26435712
>>26436928
>>26433216
basically this
either poor or older family
87
X/Y
they're real
>>26433216
I'm ESL and Pokemon basically taught me english. You don't need any major reading comprehension to play, although I did get stuck on a lot of questlines.I had a Swampert by the time i left Slateport in Sapphire
>>26432681
23
Sapphire
I wish. Whoever drew these is certainly better at drawing things that look like Pokemon than all of the other fan art I've seen. Owl looks really cool and marketable. Clown Seal is conceptually solid. And the Panther looks like something out of Gen 1 or 2, so that might please those critics.
20, LeafGreen, I can't believe anyone thinks those are real.
18
diamond
no
>>26437098
>I wrote my first name
fuck I read "first game" wrong
18Pearl
Not real. Just look at that fucking panther. It's a dead giveaway that it's fake.
>>26437114
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
25
Red
no
>>26432681
22
Red
No, they're fucking really bad fakes. Almost as dumb as Roothoot and co.
22
Gold
No es fake
>>26432681
crystal is the one i remember most but im p sure it was yellow
22
wish cat was real but fake
>>26433406
Spoiled brat who got all the new games as a kid confirmed, some people were poor as fuck as kids. I'm 22 and was playing SNES as a kid because my mom couldn't afford to get me a N64 when it was still big, I skipped a generation and ended up with a Gamecube around 2003. I was stuck playing Pokemon Red/Gold on my GBC until around 2004 when I got Pokemon FireRed and a GBA.
23
Blue
Fake as hell, I have no idea why people are actually believing them. The Rowlet evo is pretty baller though, so too bad.
