>be me in like 5th grade
>be new to Pokemon
>encounter a green Bronzor and a yellow Geodude within first week of playing Pearl
>my dumb ass doesn't know what a shiny is
>I caught both
>ask Pokemon expert friend what they are
>"Yellow Pokemon can't fully evolve."
>"Green Pokemon die."
>"They will infect your other Pokemon. Give them to me, I can handle it."
>I give them to her
>one month later
>I find out what a shiny is
>"Plz give back femanon"
>"No."
>mfw I bonded with that Bronzor and Bronzong
>mfw Bronzor and Bronzong make me sad now
>>26427755
>5th grade
>Pearl
>>26427755
>5th grade
>DP released in 2006
So you're what, 19? 20?
Also did you get the chance to rape the girl who cucked you out of a shiny?
>>26428097
>Also did you get the chance to rape the girl who cucked you out of a shiny?
Normalized rape culture detected!
>>26427948
You're fucking retarded.
>>26427755
Don't worry anon. They were both shitmons.
It's been years since I saw one of those, talk about obscure preevos.
What's the zor in bronzor?
>>26428097
I am 18. And I did not rape her.
>>26427755
At least you can blame someone. I've been lucky enough to encounter 6 random shinies, without hunting. My Tentacool, Joltik, and Scolipede were on my Pokemon X when it got corrupted and deleted itself, after I tried saving in a house in Shalour City. I don't hate Tentacool, but using Joltik or Scolipede hurts, and I try to avoid them. Thankfully, I found a wild shiny Gulpin on my copy of Y, 2 years after that happened.
Massive Cuck
Fucking underage b&, D/P only came out 6 years ago.
>>26428982
But look at how cute it is. :(
>women being shift cunts
Big surprise. RIP OP, I'm sorry for your loss.
>>26429100
Oh anon.
>>26429100
>>26429064
>>26427948
DP has been out for eight years. 5th graders are usually 10-11. I'm sorry you're such a faggot.
>>26429068
Shit man, I'm terribly sorry. Joltik is my favorite pokemon.
>>26429106
That's pretty cute I guess.
I only hated on him because it was virtually impossible to beat back in the day.
>>26428982
Bronze mirror
>>26429205
I too was in 5th grade when D/P was released, 21, turning 22 this year
Middle School was when everyone went through that "pokemon is so gay" phase
>>26427948
I was in 6th grade when they released, faggot. :^)
End this meme.
>>26428233
>>26429038
>There are people on this board who think you shouldn't rape people
>>26427755
Email me OP, I might be able to help you out.
[email protected]
>>26429539
Who the fuck are you?
That is some cruel shit.
>>26427755
I swear I've read this before
>>26429517
Can't be possible or I suck at Math. I was on high school when D/P was released and I'm 25.
>>26427755
My first shiny was a shiny Bronzor in Pearl, I would buy the Pokemon games when they came out and move my Pokemon from the older games to the newer ones and I would reset and replay my old ones and somehow my now level 100 shiny Bronzong got lost in my old games. It still makes me a bit sad that I don't have my first shiny Pokemon from my first Pokemon game.
>>26430210
OP here. Maybe someday we'll both run into another shiny Bronzor.
>>26430964
Well it should be incredibly easy now if you get XY's Friend Safari and the Shiny charm.
>>26429981
Wiki says DP turns 10 in September. So yes you were ~15, freshman/sophomore in high school and that anon was 10/11 and in 5th grade.
>>26430991
Fuck, September 2006 was the Jap release date. Well, the point is it's still possible.
>>26430991
Sophomore. Fuck I´m mid way to my 30's and still playing the pokemans.
[Spoiler] got a job, a girlfriend and living my life to the fullest, though [/spoiler]
>>26430964
Let's hope
>>26427755
>5th grade
>4th gen
>what is this kid, like 15?
>that was 10 years ago
Fuck you for making me feel old.
>>26429106
That things face looks like saggy tits
>>26431501
Sure.
>>26431042Yet you aren't able to spoiler properly
Loving Every Laugh
>>26429205
>eight years
Nine, nearly ten for Japan.
>5th grade
>4th gen
>"UH YOU KIDDO GET OUT IF YOU NO 30 YOU NO REAL TRAINER ALSO I CAN NOT BASIC MATH YOU BE 12 yo RIGHT NOW HAHAHA STUPID KEK"
he was 10-11 yo when gen 4th started, unless you failes all your middle school math test, you should know he is 18-20 yo right now.
Anyways, go back and cook some chicken tendies, or are you gonna wait until mum cook them?
>>26434888
>unless you failes all your middle school math test
Shame you were too busy passing middle school math to work on your middle school English.
>>26427755
>be me in like 5th grade
>really into Pokemon
>dumbass pokenoob friend tells me he has a green Bronzor and a yellow Geodude within first week of playing Pearl
>his dumbass doesn't know what a shiny is
>he asks
me what they are
>I tell him
>"Yellow Pokemon can't fully evolve."
>"Green Pokemon die."
>"They will infect your other Pokemon. Give them to me, I can handle it."
>He gives them to me
>one month later
>He finds out what a shiny is
>"Plz give back femanon"
>"No."
>mfw I got two shinies for shitmons
>mfw Bronzor and Bronzong make me really happy
>>26427755
>"Plz give back femanon"
>femanon
I hate how ingrained into newfag's speak this Reddit-tier expression is. "Anon" comes from "anonymous". It explicitly renders identity details like name, gender and age pointless. Girls who use it to refer to themselves are passively attention-whoring, or at the very least showing off how fresh-out-of-tumblr they are. You, referring to some random girl as a femanon for no apparent reason, is unprecedented autism.
>>26427755
You were a very dumb kid.
