ITT things that would change the meta

Official becomes complete RNG
Smogon quits

Swagplay Clause is now a thing

>>26409296
I don't give a shit about competitive pokemon, but I know how cancerous the competitive community is, so I approve of this.

Introduce a cute feminine male-only pokemon with an ability that lets Attract affect both genders.

Infatuation is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous status ailment in the game. It's literally a worse Confusion.

>>26409364
Smogon would just ban it and VGC would become even more garbage than it already is

Really nothing would change except smogon players laughing even harder at VGC cucks