>wake up
>see this thing sucking your girlfriend's dick
what do?
>what do?
stopped reading there
>see this thing sucking your girlfriend's dick
How does that work?
>>26406980
wake up and realize i dont have girlfriend
>>26407031
THIS
tfw no hot/qt gf with penis
>>26406980
you had me at wake
>>26406980
I try to communicate with the song of his people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dTKKSxlgu4
>>26407048
Can't wake up?
>Your girlfriend's dick
Well, for once, I'd shove that tranny excuse of a girlfriend away because I don't remember getting a trans girlfriend, then I'd protect best clown from being humiliated like that.
>>26406980
kill the strange hoe that got into my bed and suck ballio's big cute dick
>>26407833
rude
>>26406980
Join in.
Cuddle Ballio
>>26407006
Your girlfriend's dick is actually YOUR dick.
Women will often claim that their man's cock is their personal property, the same way men will often claim that a their woman's pussy belongs to them.
Ergo, you wake up and this thing is sucking your cock.
>>26406980
So your girlfriend has a dick?
Mine not, case closed.
>>26408398
why would your girlfriend not have a dick, did she get into an accident...?
>tfw no trap gf with qt feminine penis
>>26406984
>stopped reading there
that was the end of the post you fuckboy
>>26406980
>implying anyone on /vp/ has a girlfriend
>>26407039
>gf with penis
>with penis
>penis
>>/out/
My name is huttel
>>26408542
>feminine
>penis
Pick one.
>>26408661
>>26408593
>>26408398
>>26407833
>>26407006
>All these normalfags that are unappreciative of qt traps
>>26408661
educate yourself
http://imgur.com/a/P7Vpc
>>26408691
>>26408661
not letting the clowns die
>>26408661
pleb
Ballio loves you
>>26408685
This is why other boards are beating us
>>26408685
>being mentally ill
kys
>>26408685
Traps a shit
>>26410447
*kiss* *kiss*
>>26407031
this. I'm at the point of my life where any hole is a goal
>>26408685
traps are shit. the only non gay penis creature is a 2D futa
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?!!
xdddd? XDDDDDDD!!!
XdXdXd xDxDxDxDxDxDxD!!!
>>26416500
I agree.
>>26408685
>being this much of a faggot
>>/b/
>>26409722
>cutegirl.png
>not a girl
DESU OP, I'd fuck it in the ass and assert my dominance
its his girl now
>>26406984
>stopped reading there
Why is this a meme today?
>inb4 "it was always a meme" or something retarded
>>26410378
Because faggots like you can't go along with the joke?
>>26406980
suck this things dick while he sucks my gf's dick and get my gf to suck my dick to make a three way dicksucking faggot circle
>>26421180
>Retarded
Stopped reading there
>>26416500
/thread
>>26409722
I don't know what to do with these feelings
>>26410447
>>26410479
>>26415635
>>26418806
literal faggots. i bet you kiss girls and hold hands while drinking shakes.
Quality thread boys
>>26406984
you stopped reading too late.
>>26406980
Boys can't be Girls.
>>26406980
Kill it and its son with a mace.
>>26406980
Unzip dick and make it suck mine too
>>26424370
>unzip dick
I don't get this meme
>>26406980
>hi-five
>this song plays in teh background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM
BABAY!
>>26424579
geddit?
Cause it's SEAL
>>26424579
_K_
LEL
_K_
>>26407090
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>26406980
so, /vp/
say you're a girl, but you have a girlfriend with a dick. what does that make you, a lesbian or straight?
>>26424720
A lesbian obviously.
