Whats the cringiest thing youve ever done for pokemon?
>>26402560
got my boyfrienda panda furry custome and made him act like pangoro
Bought eeveelution plushies that I quickly hid in my drawer ever since because I'm an insecure faggot who don't want visitors to get a weird impression.
>>26402560
Sucked a man's dick so he'd sell me his son's games with a truckload of shinies on them.
>>26402640
Just tell them you want to fuck 'em, they won't ask questions.
>>26402693
they are keychain sized, i wouldn't be able to fuck them no matter how much i wanted to
I went into a store and picked up a copy of both x and y and ORAS
>>26402560
play the games
>>26402717
Btw the cashier was black woman with attitude
>>26402711
Don't lie, the real reason you hide them is because you DO fuck them, and are embarrassed you fit.
>>26402735
What did she say
>>26402560
Doubting in Ningenlio
>>26402998
Nothing but she just gave me that are you serious stare and roller her eyes
>>26402998
Ain't nobody got time fo dat
In third grade me and my friend did the Pokérap in front of our class. My friend couldn't remember the last half so I was just all alone out there for the last part. I'm still cringing today.
>>26402560
Play it in public with 15+ years, was a long time ago and I want to hip myself everytime I remember it
Went to a toy store and bought a bunch of cool toys that I found. I never opened any of them except the Mega Banette which hangs around my office now.
>>26402711
>Implying they aren't a perfect match for your penis
Masuda Method exactly 2,000 Growlithe eggs before giving up. I got Vulpix in 92 so I had to make it up to the RNG gods in some way.
>>26402606
fag
>>26402560
Wrote far material
The amount of time i spent shiny hunting
For aron specifically
When I was a kid playing Pokemon diamond I used to pretend my Pokemon would have feelings for each other. Once my Pokemon were on higher levels, I would go to that restaurant with all the double battles and make my Pokemon use kissing moves and attract on each other. It was practically porn to my younger self and I hate thinking about it.
>>26403829
Thats hilarious
I wrote fanfiction.
>>26403044
My friend and I sang All Star by Smash Mouth in our fifth grade talent show and got third place. I was in the same boat as you, where he forgot and I had to sing on my own.We should have fucking won. The peer judges were related/best friends with 1st and 2nd place.
Let my boyfriend's dog fuck me while I called him an eevee.
>>26404662
Me too!
WHO UP?
>>26403829
That's kinda hot.
>>26402560
I got out of church early the day HG/SS came out cuz I knew the preorder/day of release stuff would go fast. I negotiated with my mom and she let me go to the early sermon instead of the later one, and I still missed out on the Ho-Oh/Lugia stylus set and my HG/SS shirt barely fit me, because all the bigger ones had already been claimed. At least I did get a shirt, and I got the Ho-Oh figure, but I was bumed about the styluses because I missed out on the Dialga/Palkia styluses as well, and those were honestly a huge part of why I wanted to get into pokemon.
Served as a Dark Type Gym Leader in elementary school with my group of friends, with our own league and cardboard badges and everythingI never won a single match because I was insistent on sticking to monotype and had only Umbreon, Houndoom, Sneasel, Tyranitar, Murkrow and no sixth mon
>>26403829
>Pokemon are romancing eachother
>During a doubles battle where they're getting beaten up by enemies
>>26403829
>Pokemon diamond
>kid
Ummmmm how old are you
Pokemon roleplaying irl.
>>26405198
Diamond came out nine years ago and he was old enough to find that sort of stuff appealing. Even if he was playing at the tail end of Gen IV it's pretty safe to guess he's 18+ now.
>>26405198
You realize Diamond is almost 10 years old right?
I used to think my games were sentiment and against me.
If something wasn't going my way I'd eject the cartridge and put it in the corner for a time out.
>>26405304
*sentient
>>26402560
Me and my friend (we were probably 14) sat in his older sister's room and masturbated to Pokemon 2000 together.
>>26405198
I understand how you feel, but it's not him who is young it's us who is old. I was 10 when Red and Blue came out. That means I'm 30 now. Think about that.
>>26402560
I printed and wore a t-shirt withpokegirlson it
Pls no bully.
I like ralts evolution line and gardevoir and gallade are allways in my team no matter what.
>>26405542
I'm the same way, but with the Zubat line.
>>26405304
Shit, I'm glad I'm not the only one autistic enough to live out these fantasies.
>>26402560
i own like 30+ plushesand i dont regret a single one
>>26402640
tfw my dad came to visit and saw my fig and plushy collection and called me a fag
>>26402640
I bought all eeveelutions and put them in a display cabinet. Get them out of the drawer. Free them.
i stole someone's plastic jolteon (like a pool toy) when i was 11
>>26402560
>Old fag
>Go to gamestop
>X/Y comes out, X cus I don't like katanas
>Cashier greets me, usual gamestop bullshit
>grab and slap game in the desk
>"Oh, you are buying pokemon! That's a really cool game, bet your kids will enjoy it for christmas huh?
>Umm... no, it's for me.
>20 second stare
>Oh..
>Buy game
>Transaction is completed with minimal interaction
>Not even gamestop offers at the end.
>>26402560
Helped spamming Ballio on /vp/
>>26403581
How far?
>>26405380
Oh wow...
>>26407930
>>26407846
I never experienced stuff like this. Its gotten pretty common for old farts to buy/play Pokemon. Why is it such a cringeworthy subject to many of you?
>>26402560
Wrote letters to pokemon
Believed they were real at one point
Still play all gens to this day
>>26407132
>>26407846
>be gamestop
>"hey do you guys have any of those Gamecube controller adapters for the WiiU?"
>"OH FOR SMASH? YEAH DUDE SMASH IS EPIC!! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE ROSTER?"
>"oh um, it's cool, I'm glad Mega-man is in. Too many anime sword guys though"
>"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ANIME SWORD GUYS?"
>"what? I dunno, nothing inherently, it's just a variety thing, like how many do we n--"
>"DUDE THERE'S A MILLION MARIO GUYS. I KNOW, MARIO IS EPIC, SO IT GETS A PASS XD. BUT THE MORE ANIME SWORD GUYS THE BETTER I SAY."
>"ok do you guys have that Gamecube adapter for the WiiU?"
>"SORRY DUDE FRESH OUT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRE-ORDER UNCHARTED 4 OR BLACK-OPS 3 TODAY? BOTH ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EPIC TITLES"
>"no thanks I'll seeya later"
>"HEY MAN XD DON'T YOU WANT TO SIGN UP FOR OUR REWARDS CARD? IT'S ONLY 25 BUCKS A MONTH BUT IN WHAT YOU'LL SAVE ON GAMING ALONE. I TAKE YOU FOR A GAMER, YOU'RE A GAMER XD. HOW MANY GAMES YOU BUY DUDE, TWO OR THREE A WEEK? I TAKE HOME A GAME A DAY MYSELF XD"
>"no thanks seeya later"
Fuck Kikestop. Jesus Christ. Doesn't get any more reddit than Gamestop employees. Especially the girls. I don't care about how "tolerant" a game is about minorities, is the game fucking good or not? And regardless I don't need your retarded two cents on the matter, or any matter. God damn.
>>26402735
Did you fuck her?
>>26408092
>IT'S ONLY 25 BUCKS A MONTH BUT IN WHAT YOU'LL SAVE ON GAMING ALONE
I share it with my brother and GF.
I actuallt have gotten a backpack and some shirts with this.
I think its worth it, just saying
>>26402560
My brother and I used to play with our Pokemon figures like it was a town and shit.
Also, I read Pokemon fanfiction. No smut or anything about the anime or manga characters, really, but I'm certain it'd all be pretty mediocre if I read through it today, and I certainly don't want anybody to ever find out.
>>26402998
"BOKAY"
>>26403905
Oh yes, we have all done that
>>26408092
I used to work at Game (Britbong Gamestop) and I remember having to try and convince people to get a game reward card if they didn't have one.
Also selling this insurance type guarantee for anything and everything that wasn't a headset.
Don't get too mad about people trying to do their job.Get mad because he didn't answer your fucking question right away + clearly couldn't tell you weren't interested in anything else.
homestuck related nicknames
>>26402560
Browsing /vp/
>>26402560
Probably starting to write a romance story about a Sylveon and Hydreigon. I still have it in my Word Documents, waiting to be completed.
I've lost control of my life.
>>26402560
Pick up FR/LG
Beat the game, go to the sevii islands.
Run into poo like slugma and natu, and I never catch them, and actively avoided the areas where they appeared because I was like, “what the fudge is this garbage?”
Somewhere along the way, I pick up HG.
Fall in love with it.
Grab Platinum and SS because what the hell.
Find a spare DS and trade with myself for the trade evolutions.
Start playing in the battle frontier, and find out some people have taken this stuff to a serious level. Go to the Battle Factory, and see all these weird pokemon, and I see stuff like Cradily, Mawile,… Shiftry? I try to swallow all these shitty monstrosities and start to appreciate Latios, Latias, Metagross, Giratina what have you.
Run into Smogon because hey this seems legit.
Find out about RNGing.
Realize I can force ANY KIND OF POKEMON I want to come out with Shiny Perfect IV’s just by y’know getting the right seed and my captures are all 100% legitimate. Force out a Shiny Ponyta from HG after I saw this one kid on youtube who had like 3 GBA SP’s to try and catch a Shiny Ponyta after 10,000+ encounters or something.
Find out X/Y come out.
Come to realize I can’t bring any of my Pokes from Gen III and IV to Gen VI without having to bust myself via Gen V shenanigans and unlocking the Poketransporter whatever it’s called.
I say fuck it, I’m grabbing an AR and bust my way through White 2 storyline to save MUHH PURRLOIN.
So after Link Cabling, Pal parking, Poketransporting, and PokeBanking, I realized I’ve amassed whole whale of a hoard of pokemon in to my X cartridge…
to this day I still can’t run into Vicitini, Jirachi, Genesect, and Keldeo. At this point, I really don’t know if I want to now. Cringe every now and then, but still feel good after the game considered I have a “complete” dex in Gen VI.
tl;dr Moving stuff from Gen III to VI
>>26408488
>poo like slugma and natu
>Cradily, Mawile,… Shiftry?
>Bad
You have horrible taste, you fucking garbage.
>>26408488
Fuck you anon, natu and slugma are God tier
>>26408286
Finish it.
>>26408517
Ok, ok I take back Mawile, but still, this was back when I still had my genwunner googles on. I still don't know how they got away with stuff like Igglybuff, Chimecho, Huntail, Delcatty (which was a 3itch to find btw)
>>26408602
>delcatty
get out
>>26408602
>Igglybuff, Chimecho, Huntail, Delcatty
>Bad
Get off our board.
>>26408488
>>26408602
>this shit taste
>this self-censoring
disgusting
>>26408629
hey I'm just not that big on the cutesy stuff, don't have to explain myself any further than that.
>>26402560
Wait, after reading the replies I've gotten confused, is this about the cringiest thing you've done IN pokemon, or FOR pokemon?
If its the former, it probably was killing Barry's entire team in the final battle of Pearl against the galactic admins, because I was so angry at him for kicking my ass so often I decided he shouldn't have the glory of the victory.
If its the later, I really don't have anything but playing in public at my school, and even then I don't recall anybody giving a damn about it.
>>26402560
Wore a giant Pikachu costume back in 99 for Halloween back in New York and struggled to get on the bus with my mom because the costume couldn't fit through the bus.
>>26402560
Asked a girl if I could show her my Reuniclus
>>26402560
Back when red/blue first came out I was just graduating 6th grade and became instantly hooked. It got a lot worse when the anime started to air because my pubescent self became enamored with Misty.
>12 years old
>secretly assemble a misty outfit
>stole bras and panties from sister's friends
>cut jeans into ball hugging short shorts
>tell parents I am taking some alone time in room
>put on the misty love song from the pokemom sound track
>get dressed up and apply makeup
>put body length mirror in closet.
>get in the closet and start playing with myself
>watching myself in mirror and tearing up
>cum on tegepi plush
I was always trying to subtlety get my best friend to come in the closet and "play" with me. I even offered him my Ash hat but it was always a no go. I don't think he knew what I meant by playing but after I modeled my Misty outfit for him he flipped shit and never came back.
Luckily he never told anyone.
Probably the cringiest thing ive done in game was go all of X without mega evolving. I wanted to save if for an epic battle and use it as a desperation power up like in an anime.
I mega'd against the champion with the naruto battle music playing. I am 26 years old.
>>26402560
I applied to be the janitor of the board for it on 4chan
>>26402685
THAT'S cringe? Nah.
>>26409878
The fuck?
>>26408286
>>26408559
Finish it and share itespecially if it's smut
>>26407790
Nigga that's my Jolteon. Give it back
>>26409267
If that didn't work, I don't know what could
>>26408202
BITCH I DONT KNO YO LIF
>>26409922
Holy fuck you win
>>26409253
I wore a Charmeleon costume around that time one Halloween, and got so excited I pissed myself and then cried.
>>26408092
Use Best Buy or Amazon. Their gamers club deals are way better and the employees probably are too. Fuck Gamestop they are cancer.
>>26407989
As an oldfag, it's not the act of buying that is cringeworthy (for me), it's the reaction you get from people a lot of the time when they realize it is for you, it's often uncomfortable for everyone involved
>>26408248
Eww
>>26408602
Huntail is a good Pokemon.
>3itch
Get out.
>>26411184
That's adorable.
>>26402560
fanfics. Back when I was 12 or so.
>>26402560
I actually bred competitive pokemon in 4th gen and instead of genning/injecting more in 6th gen, I transfered them all the way to OR/AS.
>>26411280
Just ask to wrap it like a present.
>>26409878
Top Kek. Holy shit, man.
>>26409878
You a gril?
>>26412642
>ball hugging short shorts
What do you think
>>26412642
>neded to steal panties
>cut jeans into ball hugging short shorts
Yes, anon, she is a gril.
Back when Pokemon red and blue came out, I stopped playing when I got to Misty, just so I could spank it to her sprite. It was my first step into being a deviant.
No regrets.
In elementary, my friends and I would always role play pokemon. We would go on all fours and run around talking each other and make Pokémon sounds (I was always Lugia)
>>26412454
I did that when HGSS came out
>>26407846
there are still people who think kids today play pokemon?
>>26402685
at least you got some diq too
>>26402560
Dressed as Ash for Halloween in 97
>>26402606
That's kinda hot.
>>26409878
>put on the misty love song from the pokemom sound track
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_6f6DWp7Nk
When I was a kid, I gave a speech to my class about all the Pokemon I caught in Pokemon Black 2.
>>26402560
Sucked my grandma's vag in order to buy Black.
>>26404662
>>26404847
Are you grills? Also does your boyfriend know?
>>26402560
I french kiss my 3DS screen everytime I encounter a female trainer adult or loli.
>>26409878
Anon what the fuck.
>>26405402
FUCK NO IM NOT OLD
>>26413277
>When I was a kid
>Black 2.
MODS
>Be the kid who helps all his friends in middle school
>Friend asks me to look after his stuff for him
>SURE NO PROBLEM FRIEND
>He gives me his usb drive and tells me to download the files, pack them in a rar and send them back to him tomorrow
>Being a fucking idiot kid, I extract them in the downloads folder
>its porn
>raichu porn
>tons and tons of anthropomorphic raichu porn
>Utterly disgusted and drop my laptop in shock
>it cracks the hinge
>Freak out and try restaring my computer
>It won't turn on
>Panic and keep trying thinking i broke my new laptop
>still nothing
>Dad calls tech support
>Give me the phone, tells me they'll walk me through it.
>perky girl, says she'll help reset my computer
>Says she'll do it remote control and she has to download something and send it to the computer
>It gets sent to the download folder
>Watch as my computer remote controls itself and opens the download folder
>Scrolls down through 100+ images of raichu porn
>Scrolls back up for a minute, then back down
>finally reaches the bottom where the file she was looking for was and clicks it.
>Long awkward silence the entire time
I never did anything for anyone on the computer ever again after that.
>>26413342
>>26404662
>>26409878
now i remember why i stopped going on /vp/
>>26405198
Learn to count and leave
>>26413448
I have a suspicious feeling the beginning might be fake, if the story itself isnt
A Pokemon Center is opening up in London around November.
I'm going to go and buy a bunch of overpriced shit I will probably never look at again a day later and want gone after a month.
>>26413342
Thats actually kind of cute.
>>26411280
>>26412454
You guys care about this shit way too much.
Shit, I just bought Y a couple weeks ago from Target and even took it to customer service so they could match their website's price, a whole $1 cheaper.
>>26409878
You're winner!
>>26413342
Kawaii
>>26408092
Do people IRL actually shill a game by advertising how tolerant it is of minorities? I thought that stuff only happened online.
>>26413342
Not gonna lie, thats adorable
>>26413277
When you were a kid huh? B2 came out in 2012. Hmmmmm.
>>26413616
>>26413833
>>26413898
Obvious samefag is obvious.
>>26408092
You make light of this situation, but you need to understand: They're paid to do that.
Gamestop salary bonuses work on how many pre-orders and memberships you sell a day, its their job as cashiers to ask you all of this, You have the right to say no, but they can't just look the other way and not ask you, they'd get fired.
Ever since I played sapphire as a kid, I've been attracted to gardevoirI remember dreams of me being a gardevoir mom
Now I have a TF fetish just because this pokemon
>>26409899
>>26408092
>Its only $25
Wrong. it's $15 a year.
- A power up rewards member with 43,000 points
>>26408602
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOOOOOOOOOOOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>26402560
visit /vp/
>>26402560
I bought the opposing games from ones I already had (eg bought HG when I already had SS) just so I could catch the Pokémon on it myself.
I thought that was cringy, but after reading this thread I realise I'm not the weirdest on the block.
>>26402685
worth it
>>26405098
that's so cute
I made fanfiction that was about princess gardevoir with knights from the other regions to defend her and misfits
the knights were mewtwo, lucario and scizor
Zoroark and mawile are thieves who helped out
the gist is that the evil tyranitar had her father blaziken killed and framed it on gardevoir
the knights than rescued gardevoir for they know the truth and they are fighting against tyranitar
all I did was borrow characters
I wrote an adventure/romance fanfic about an OC donut steal insert for platinum's girl and her adventures with a humanized giratina who lost his memories as they fought galactic and worked together to beat the league, and find out the mysterious humans past.
It was supposed to be 19 chapters, it ended at 130
>>26414869
That is commitment
>>26414896It also had two planned sequels of similar length but never came to be
>>26414908
you grew up
>>26414751
I...I like your premise...Actually I would watch the shit out of it senpai, doesn't sound cringe shit like mlp at all. I think this could be pulled off with the right writers and the right direction, no ironing here. This would attract from little girls to neckbears (of course) and some female public in genral, maybe even heighten gardevoir popularity to pikachu levels maybe, and I'm not even an waifufag. Maybe aalternate universe like movie would fit this right in as a test.
Okay, those might be fantastic leaps of logic, but don't feel ashamed because it's girly or whatnot. Instead let's at least be cringe together, n-no homo.
>>26415141
b-bro
>>26409899
You fucking loserI did the same, but with the Gurren Laggan theme playing
>>26415549
I am 23 by the way
I praised the sun.
>>26415562
who wouldn't desu
>>26402560
participate in this thread
>>26402560
When I was a kid, my friend and I would roleplay as pokemon. It got pretty akward at points because her and I were going through puberty at that time, especially myself. When we would play, I would sometimes pretend toget eatenbylegenday pokemonbecausevore was my fetish at the time.I would sometimes tell her to roleplay as a Mewtwo or Arbokbecause I found those pokemon sexy.I did this at school with other friends too.
>>26408629
>>26408667
>>26408668
>>26413961
all of you, every single one of you, missed the point. This is a Cringe thread, not a "let's shit on this person's taste thread". I thought I'd get railed on by the other things I've done with the game. But OK hey that's like your opinion, dudes.
>>26407790
I did the same thing but with like 5 pokemon cards
they were holographs and my dad hit me for it
>>26413448
Did you save a copy?
I taught smogon level competitive battling to the youth at my local church. They went on to organize local unofficial competitions for cash prizes. They think I'm autism incarnate for winning whenever I fight them but I just inject everything with my own ID so it looks like mine and dick around on Battle Spot to figure out what works well against the current meta
>>26415141
I would read the hell out of that honestly, it sounds like it would be really interesting in the right hands, and I mean that sincerely.
My first real video game was Pokemon Colosseum, and I thought that everyone was just a real person walking around, and I never saved because I thought it was just a big chat room. 8 year old me was pretty dumb.
>>26402606
So he sucked dick?
>>26409878
Holy shit you win the autism award
>>26415549not loser because Gurren Lagann
>>26413277
>kid
>black 2
something tells me youre still a kid
>>26413040
kids do play pokemon stop thinking everything is about you
I've tried to make edgy fan games and pokemon comics, but then I realize this is 4chan and most of you have fapped to pokemon anyway, so I'm not super high on the cringe list
>>26416105
But your shit taste made me cringe...
>>26404858
>those jpeg artifacts
best meme. surely it will age like a fine cheese.
>>26419506
There is nothing wrong with masturbating to a Pokémon as long as it is reasonably on-model and not "pokémorph" shit.
>>26419583
what the fuck is "pokemorph" ?and do i want to find out ?
>>26419720
Anthro bullshit, e.g. making a Ninetales stand up and giving it human hands, feet, and breasts.
>>26409878
Those are the things that keep me coming back into this shithole.
>>26419741
ugh ok i see
fucking furries always have to ruin everything
>>26409878
L O N D - wait, what?
>>26408168
>>26413948
nice try
>>26413891
Only girls do it. I'm not sure why. They always use it during checkout while they try to shill games at me as if it were a selling point that there's powerful black and female characters in this game.
>>26409878
Screencap?
