If Pokemon could post on /vp/, what would they shitpost about?
Ballio
Mawile would be an owlfag that bait every idiot and underage on this board to believe in that shitty owl, never posts again because she knows its fake, and just move goalposts when the bait is over.
Abomasnow would be one of those people that just go around "J-JUST BECAUSE IT HAS 4X WEAKNESS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S SHIT" and i have the impression he would be a waifufag
Zygarde would be literally every retard that cries for that shitty snake not having it's own game and keeps saying m-muh final form
Gallade would be in every Tamashii thread white knighting for her and getting into arguments in her defense
ignore mawile posters
Braixen would be a Greninjafag.I really don't know why I think that, but I do.
>>26401329
Greninja would be a Chesnaughtfag
>>26401329
Braixen would be the OP of most of the bara threads
>>26401329
>H-he is so cute and cool
>>26401347
>H-heis my bro, I don't care about what you guys think
I kinda see where is that coming from. Sorta makes sense.
>>26401112
Marill would shitpost about cis privilege.
Charizard would probably come off as a genwunner (but in reality it's just egoism and self-bragging) and would also bitch about sneaky pebbles.
Doublade is that fag that /threads his own OP
>>26401348
>girls in barafag threads
Top lel, unless that Braixen is a fuckboi.
>>26401445
Wouldn't he be that one anon that always points out when someone gets dubs?
>>26401478
Are you saying I'm a Doublade?
>>26401478
Yeah, that's probably more accurate
Honedge is the anon that never gets dubs no matter how hard they try
>>26401512
uh, I guess? Look the point is that you shouldn't try and derail every thread with GETS
>>26401112
>Everyone would fall for Solgaleo's tricksand Lunaala's lewds
Alakazam would post wordy, long winded explanations of things, some of which are well thought out, others of which are just a vomited wall of text.
Alakazam's posts would have immaculate grammar and syntax, though occasionally they would be clunky on account of removing sentences without properly editing them. Alakazam would probably be branded an autist, but Alakazam wouldn't care, since he understands the way others use such terms.
Alakazam would never post a Tl;Dr, since his posts reflect the development of his thoughts, and because he believes others enjoy reading as much as he enjoys writing.
>>26401666
Does Alakazam also post in the third person like a faggot?
Rayquaza occasionally touches down in a thread, completely derails it with a comment or picture, then leaves again, never to return to the topic he derailed.
>>26401683
Alakazam believes you enjoy saying "Alakazam" as much as he enjoys the thought of you reading it.
Metagross almost never posts. It saves hundreds of images posted by others. On the rare occasion it does post, it is always just an image with no text.
>>26401696
It would also post during the Kyogre/Groudon shitstorms that happen and end them.
Mewtwo posts that one Mew picture. You know the one.
Mew would post Mewtist threads to stir shit up.
>>26401748
What one are you talking about
>>26401726
Sceptile would visit /a/ and do everything Abomasnow does >>26401198
Zoroark would crack tripcodes and shitpost with them.
Anonymously, they'd post spoilers with misleading filenames.
>>26401347
I kinda imagine a Greninja furiously posting pro-chesnaught posts on /vp/, while a Chesnaught from behind is trying to persuade him to just stop it.
>>26401198
>J-JUST BECAUSE IT HAS 4X WEAKNESS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S SHIT
This is literally 100% true though. I know that's just bait anyway. and setup for someone to reply to me saying "Fuck off Abomasnow", and that's fine, but this post is still necessary because the sheer number of people who believe that shit is absurd.
>>26402062
Shut up abomasnow, you're just mad that heatran wipes the floor with you
Smeargle creates and has a gallery of reaction images applicable to every conceivable situation. However, it only ever posts each image once, as it knows the image will be saved and spammed afterwards.
Doduo posts, then argues with itself to create drama.
Dodrio does the same, but then attempts to break up the argument it is having with itself.
Tangela's image files are a goddamn mess, so it always posts something random, then attempts to correct this.
>>26401464
>87.5% male
Ninjask has a premium 4chan account, so it always replies while you are still determining whether or not an apartment counts as a house.
>>26401666
Nice Satan trips, Alakazam.
>Be Garchomp.
>only post in greentext.
>find a way to incorporate be me stories into every thread.
>write entertaining stuff about 1-in-3 times.
>>26401198
Flygon would be the anti-Zygarde fag who posts the "Get Well Soon, Zygarde" in a passive-aggressive way
>>26402251NEVER EVER
>>26402209
ugh fuck it really makes me consider dropping the five bucks or whatever on something so stupid
>>26402251
Remember Flygon that, no matter what happens to you, no matter how many times you get KO'd by Garchomp and no matter how long you have to wait for a mega evolution that may never happen, at least you're not Zygarde.
>>26402259
S-SHUT UP GARCHOMP
I'LL GET A MEGA IN SUMO, Y-YOU'LL SEE!
Snivy would be the type to create a cringy OC and then have it accidentally become a meme
>>26402251
>>26402062
I'm the guy you people quoted and I agree with both.
Relicanth has been on /vp/ ever since it first split off from /v/, and was there to. Relicanth always reminds people that nothing is as bad as it used to be. Owlposting wasn't as bad as slugfucker, slugfucker wasn't as bad as wottergate, and wottergate was not even on the top 5 worst things to happen.
Relicanth has a memory as long as these boards, and has actually screencapped many threads to verify them later.
Cyndaquil and Totodile makes fun of posters that they suspect are Chikorita.
Chikorita replies angrily to bait posts from these two.
Fucking stealth rocks
>>26402340
>Talonflame posts anti-SR posts whenever given the opportunity
I can see that.
Gardevoir is sexy and she knows it. She'll take full advantage of the neckbeards posting in every board.
>>26402354
>Body of a stick figure
>Sexy
Rotom is shitposting in 6 different threads at the same time in the most efficient way
>>26402354
Female or GTFO
In addition to being a regular on /fit/, he frequents threads dedicated to fighting type pokemon and similar. Disapproves heavily of sleek and lean pokemon such as Greninja, and he's that one guy who claims that Conkeldurr is a hard counter to Greninja.While he enjoys the rivalry, he is secretly a Machampfag and participates in Machamp threads whenever possible.
She'd put herself on the front page.
>>26402145
Smeargle would be based Questy.
>tfw no qt human waifu/husbando/traineru/partneru to train me and dolewdcuddles
Ningenlio would simply monitor all the boards as the entity behind the wall, occasionally posting really cryptic or short replies. It's pressence would be notable, but it would rarely have clear intentions. However, sometimes it would seem to be trying to rape anons over the web by completely BTFO'ing and destroy threads with Garys. It would be the kind of anon that always calls its gets beforehand
>>26402840
Ninetales would be that one anon that shows off and offers lewds to other anons, and would keep trying to offer them to touch fluffy tail in the hopes of cursing them for keks. They would also be the one who keeps making Phox Friday threads because reasons.
>>26402145
>>26402283
But it would have evolved into Serperior and looks back with shame at its cringy days.
