>he doesn't work out with his Pokemon
literally no one on this board lifts/runs or cares about their health.
Also aren't Bergmite heavy?
>>26395028
I think more do then you think. Seen a lot in "what pokemon are you" thread. I care for health and working out... so should you and all the other neckbeards.
>>26395028
>tfw went to the gym once in january and that was it
I hate exercise, healthy food and love pizza. ;_;
>>26395031
219.4lbs.
Avalugg is 1113.3lbs
>tfw my theory about Wulfric being a lifter is true
can we post more Wulfrics
>>26395060
>He lifts in the 1000lb club
Nice
>>26395031
>100kg
yo dude wulfric's buff as hell
how come a fat guy could be so /fit/
why ice type in anime so OP
when it so fking bad in game
>>26395107
not bound by game rules/maths
mirin'
>>26395093
Have you ever seen powerlifters and strongmen with flat washboard abs?
>>26395093
it's called strongfat mode
there's solid muscle under all that fat
>>26395107
I love what wulfric says - Y'know what? Ice is both extremely hard and terribly fragile at the same time. You know what that means? Depending on which Pokémon you choose and what moves they use, I could be your most challenging opponent yet or I could be a total pushover. But that's all right. That's how it should be! Anyway, enough of my rambling! Let's get this show on the road!"
>>26395028
I do, I'm military law enforcement, so aside from the requisite morning PT I do my best to keep a fit form and eat healthy.
That being said, I'm curious, what pokemon would I be?
>>26395019
>>26395031
that's my handsome husbando for you.
>>26395028
i lift, currently benching lmao1plate for reps
>>26395028
Kek, ok fat neckbeard-kun
>>26395028
Speak for yourself you fucking fatty.
>>26395051
You know, you still exercise and eat as much pizza as you want. Don't let dieting ruin your love for any food.
>>26396081
>lampshading excuses poor game mechanics
Pretty much, in fact exercising should give you incentive to eat.
>>26395028
I run. Occasionally.
>>26395028
Bull. Jump rope and lift everyday. Used to swim before I got swamped with work.
>>26395019
>not showing him doing push-ups
>>26395028
Not true, it's just a myth that people think people here are lazy. Anyway, it's not hard to spend like an hour a day for a workout.
>>26395028
I cycle 8 miles a day, 5 days a week.
>>26395093
That's pretty much the standard built for power lifters.
>>26396612
but would their bellies wobble if they slap them
>bara and loli always together
every fucking time
>>26396647
Yes. Depends on how much fat they put on though.
>>26396647
Yes. It's still fat, even if there's a lot of muscle underneath.
>>26396647
His size is perfect for being a strongman.
why is he only wearing a wifebeater, won't he get cold
>>26396741
Thick fat
>>26395028
>literally no one on this board lifts/runs or cares about their health.
Speak for yourself you overweight neckbeard faggot
>>26396741
nigga he meditates through them
>>26396741
More muscle mass means more heat generated by exertion, subtle implication that he's a brick shithouse under the flab
>>26396713
He is like Zydrunas.
>>26396822
would smother his belly with my face
>Using you pokemon as workout equipment
This isn't what God made them for.
>>26396837
>Pokedex mentions that Machop use Geodude as barbells
It actually is.
I find it weird that a man shown to be somewhat hairy has no pit hair.
>>26395019
I want /fit/ to kill yourself
questionis there bara Avalugg art
>>26396850
The budget is a plate of rice probably as ever, why would animators bother and draw shit no one wants to see anyway?
>>26395019
>you will neverhave your face forcefully smothered with his round, rock-hard bellywhile his deep voice verbally berates how pathetic you are
>>26396863
>he thinks no one wants to see pit hair
also the episode has budget, in fact even next week and the one after
>>26396858
>>26396876
Pit hair is typically seen as "dirty". Especially in Japan. Hell, they hardly even draw nipples on dudes.
>>26395051
Did you get the badge tho?
>>26395028
/fit/izen here. I pick things up, them I put zem' down.
>>26395019
That guy's a bear.
Then again, it would make sense for an ice specialist to train constantly to keep their heat up. The blubber is just insurance.
>>26395031
>Bonnie wants to be Stronk
Well, there's your timeskip fuel.
>>26395019
Fuck that's a hot daddy bear
>>26395028
You tried. I lift and do yoga
>>26396846
and Gravelers and sometimes Golems are medicine balls to them.
>>26395031
How cute is she with that slurp puff coat omg
>>26396865
Don't make me feel sad.
>>26395028
>implying
>>26396071
Yeah, he's almost bear mode
>>26398752
Almost? Bear doesn't mean morbidly obese.
It's also mainly about body hair.
>>26395028
I just walked the Berwickshire Coastal Path. 30 miles over rugged coastline over two days.
>>26395019
>>26395031
>>26396340
>>26396787
Cage match between Wulfric and Crasher Wake when?
>>26398879
>Starts off as a normal cage match
>Wulfric has the upper hand due to having mad gains
>Overpowers him, bends him over and inserts his penis in Crasher Wake's bara hole
>Big despite his phat
>pounds him and fills him full of cold cummies
>Crasher Wake's bara hole frosts over and Wulfric is declared the winner
>>26398936
>cummies
>>26395028
I lift 3 times a week and run in between, not everyone is a fat piece of shit like you
>>26398879
I'm more interested in Wulfric vs. Drayden.
>>26399851
Drayden is a hipster
>>26399932
No, he's the Spartan Mayor
>>26395019
How the fuck did Abomasnow's Snow Warning last the entire battle. Weather only lasted the whole battle in Gen 5 before it was nerfed in Gen 6.
>>26395028
holy shit this is awesome bait
>>26400397
Prove him wrong.
>>26395028
>mfw I work in a bar and lift kegs for a living
>>26398936
lewd
