The SwampertMaster
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>Bored and don't know what to do decide to go on Pokemon showdown
>pick team: Swampert, Ninjask, cradily, empoleon, leafeon and female goodra with assault vest
>Find a random opponent.
>Hiker named SwampertMaster wants to battle me
> My heart starts beating "HE REALLY THINKS HE IS A SWAMPERTMASTER? I'll fucking wreck his whole team with MY swampert"
>I send out swampert and he does the same
>I use Substitute and start Bulking up swampert with Curse
>He tries to hit me but can't
>he switches out to Zapdos, it uses thunder on me. it doesn't work on me
>Start sweeping his whole Fucking team with waterfall and earthquake
>Down to his last pokemon: his swampert
>Writes to him "I'm the true swampertmaster"
>Uses Earthquake, His swampert falls down
>Laughs like an evil villain
>Wins battle with only swampert, swampertmaster calls me a fag and leaves
>Mfw having a massive boner because killed a kid with his favorite pokemon
>FeelsVerygood.png
>I am now The new SwampertMaster
>>26385191
How was his favourite monster swampert but he didn't realise thunder wouldn't work? What a retard lol
>>26385219
He was probably desperate and didn't know what else to do
>>26385242
Literally anything bar another electric attack would have been better
>>26385261
Swampert is water/ground
Electric type moves won't work on it
One of the worst threads I've ever seen.
>>26385275
No shit, that's what I'm saying
>Claims to be master of swampert
>Doesn't know shit about swampert
>>26385191
Cool story bro
>>26385340
Thank you sis
>>26385332
No one had the balls to question his title.
Fucking Newfag doesn't even know about his pokemon
