6 Pokemon teleport into your house and want to enslave you, how fucked are you?
>Go to http://randompokemon.com/
>all regions and types
>natures included
>no NFEs
>>26384660
gonna say its not going to go well.
Could have been worse.
I mean, it could've been worse. At least Deoxys is calm.
Considering I have a crush on several of these pokemon, this is a very good ending for me.
>party mildi guess
>>26386932
you disgust me
>Naughty Lopunny
10% fucked, only worry is Malamar
>>26384660
>mostly calm and easy to manipulate
It's the sassy bro and the lonely birb I gotta watch out for.
These are pretty chill.Except for the fact that Kabutops would slice my neck off the second he saw me.
Not bad. Half are good, half aren't. I could easily convince castform to help me. Regirock and Beedrill aren't bad either.
>>26384660
Not fuck at all the two real menace are calm and relaxed
>>26387214
OP said no NFEs
So that Poliwag is a Poliwrath or Politoed, Bulbasaur is Venusuar, and the Nidorina is Nidoqueen.
Welp best bet is to get ditto to clone me and try and make an escape
I feel like I am pretty screwed.inb4 I am vored by Lugia O.o
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What the what? You can get shinies on this generator?
Who let all this furbait in again?
I'm ok with this
>fug
didnt bother with natures
Eh, I think I'll be fine
>>26384660
>Beheeyem sits outside my home, staring at the open windows, in a cloaked space ship a hundred feet away.
>Laughing quietly, he motions to his cohorts "It's time to begin. Now, be quiet about this, take your time. No room for failure!"
>Seviper laying on the roof, yawning in the sunshine as he lazily soaks up the heat of the day.
>Altaria hiding, disguised as a cloud.
>Solrock shines a light at the window, hardly noticeable in the daylight but enough to give the team the signal to move in
>"H-hey, bossman. We gon' do dis? It's time? Awwite let's R O C K!!!!!!!"
>Carbink throws its bodyweight from the space ship, darting at the window and slipping through. Whatever it came for, it was about to get it.
>Noticing the slight sound, like a rock being thrown nearby, I go to check
>It feels like a fucking steamroller is coming from behind my building
>my kitchen wall shatters into dust, crushed under a massive blue balloon.
>Suddenly, the loudest noise ever echoes throughout the entire neighborhood, physically shaking the ground
>Wailord groans like this for a good half-minute, carbink and Beheeyem cursing at him for messing up the plan
>I'm a bloody mess on the floor, crushed under Wailord's tremendous weight and the rubble of the building collapsing
F-fuck... Lots of big or intimidating Pokémon...Please be gentle with me, Pangoro-san...
And then, of course, Spinda.
They seem like they need hugsand fugs
>>26392370
>Blissey is a Hot Topic "nerd girl" who doesnt know how to approach boys and is ashamed of her size
>Gastrodon is a qt grill besties with Blissey but way more shy
>Ursaring is a fucking neckbeard who wants Blissey's pussy because of her personality, but neither can approach the other
>2 lonely natured mons
>2 Careful natures
Dude your team is never going to get fucking laid
To easy
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>>26384660
Wh-what kind of slave are we talking about here?A-are the Turds of Baradise going to make me their bitch?
will enjoy being best Waifumons submissive man slut as she breeds me for daughters
the others i guess just fit into a harem
help
>>26392837
Lucky....
I'm okay with this.
House rules: Nigga pokemons praise the sun everyday
>huge slime blob
>motherfucking HOUNDOOM
>double spore power
>goddamn HYPNO
>plot twist: Clefairy is the worst one of them all
what a nice day to commit suicide
>>26395581
fucked up the Natures thing, so another one
you know what, guys... I'm taking this one instead, alright? yes? okay.
Yes give me that shiny legendary poon
Everyone, bar Omastar/Helix, is nice to me.
I think I have myself a nice ol' harem there.
Yeah, I think I'm fucked.
k.oed
It's gonna be a fun night.
> naught tauros
>>26395589
No nfes
