Welcome to Shwodrep! Here we watch a person known as "champ" battle with a team of -not very funny- memes aka shitmons such as le specs Weedle (a classic X^D) given by us, the autists, until she gets tired of them. Then she gently asks for a new team in the ITT In This Thread bread (in this case the first 6 posts after the team call become the new set of shitmons that will determine our champ's destiny) or she can also pass the torch to a new champ.
Please have in mind that we usually are rude to each other so don't be scared if you get called a m*anie or a p*opyhead. When this happens please inform one of the oldfags (boblak, flowre, etc.) and ask her to give you permission to sayFUCK YOU
>ᒪᙓ ᙓᕈᓮḰ ᙢᙓᙢᗴᔕ
dogars.org
booru.showderp.com
>Champion
crafty !!n9/zEgBJUIQ
That's it. Don't forget to disrespect everybody and have fun. Thanks!
>>26382307
>porn
epic
also, new champ :^)
>>26382372
xD, well memed my man
me
http://dogars.org/set/482
>>26382307
Gonna need a sauce for that pic
>>26382372
lmao very crafty of u
spank my anuse (Lickilicky) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Fire Blast
- Earthquake
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
ebin cade
Anything that beats M-Sableye but isn't a Fairy.
guts ursaring with play rough
cade's doge friend (Smeargle) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stored Power
- Metronome
- Moonblast
- Thunderbolt
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374206102
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374207999
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374209307
>>26382307
need help with that pic pls pls pls
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374211101
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374212017
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374213763
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374215068
this one is my fav
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374216832
>tfw got a job so I can't champ during my neet hours anymore
t. kork
new champ thanks girls
>>26382679
your welcome
me
ebin
this will work (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
free pick ( ´_>`)b
free pick <3
hoge
the shittiest piece of shit you can think of, and call it nurusu
free pick<3 :3
free pick
>>26382717
>>26382718
>>26382723
>>26382724
>>26382725
>>26382729
pick shitmons if real
here we go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374222107
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374223693
that was freaking ebin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374224748
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374225683
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374226752
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374228130
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374229404
champ is bretty gud
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374231246
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374233023
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374234475
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374236786
>>26383088
this means new champ btw
>>26383088
i need unedited pic
>>26383101
that is the unedited pic
>>26383101
here you go
>>26383106i love you please champ forever
>>26383109This
moi
howwthe (Zapdos) @ Dragon Fang
252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Happiness: 0
- Thundershock
- Thunder
- Toxic
- Aerial Ace
no luck just skill (Togekiss) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 SpA / 8 SpD / 248 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Water Pulse
- Ancient Power
- Air Slash
sheggulai's egg
sneaky star (Starmie) @ Leftovers
Ability: Illuminate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Reflect Type
- Skill Swap
- Mimic
- Scald
dabears
BLOOD STAR
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374244624
>>26383171
this isnt cool please stop forcing this you faggote
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374246388
>>26382307
Sauce on original pic pls. Gentle dick kissing is my fetish
12 year old trash talking faggot btfo
thank you based star
new champ
me or garchomp
anything with rest
>>26383433
Mega sub DD Altaria
any doge
a bug
>>26383433
ez win inc
GIANT BENIS
another bug named merely a buge
citizen snips
>>26383433
ITS SPICY TIME AGAIN BOYS
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374259554
ah yes the all physical hyper offense team ft. benis
REMOVE TEAM V.2 (Salamence) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 84 Atk / 64 SpD / 112 Spe
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Dragon Dance
- Roost
- Dragon Claw
By far the best shitmon I've had. All you have to do is get rid of faries
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374260691
gee bill TWO freeze hax?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374263276
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374266847
good buge
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374268063
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374271658
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374273651
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374277906
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374280166
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374281606
>you will never be a roomfag
why live
what i wouldnt give to be a roomfag. not because of any inherent qualities of the room itself mind you, that place is hot mess of stagnation. no, the room is ass.
but i pose to you the following scenario: imagine the most unobtainable girl, the perfect object of your desire. (or boy, im not currently in a position to judge, you fucking queer)
whether this girl/boy be your favorite celebrity, the high school crush you let go, your anime waifu/husbando (i am in a position to judge you for this, fucking put the barrel in your mouth and squeeze you degenerate),
or whatever other image of perfection you can cook up. would you not subject yourself to the worst tortures, endure the most infantile screeching by pedophiles and weeaboos, just to be in this person's presence?
thus is my situation, kept apart from my love by my unfair ban. perhaps now you can better empathize with me. i have been kicked out of my cozy house in the dead of winter, starved and frozen.
meanwhile, frysinger chats with subhuman "meme"-lords who dont deserve to so much as lick the dogshit off his boots, while the person most worthy of his affections (me) may only catch a glimpse of him when he leaves the curtains open (leaves modchat off),
steps out into the street to observe the wars between local homeless gangs (watch champ battles), or use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into (use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into).
ahhhhhh goddamit i fucking hate that fucking scottish faggot and his fucking bouncer bot!!!! LET ME IN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO SPEAK TO FRY AAL;DKJASKFDJ ;KFJHDSK;LFLK;FL YOU DONT DESERVE HIM HE'S MIIIIIINEJFHLKJGF DJSLHLKJDS
wew
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374289603
ubers team GO
sheggulai's egg (Blissey) (F) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Snore
- Flamethrower
blissey is allowed in UU
if Ubers, use scatterbug
bring me to life (Slaking) @ Leftovers
Ability: Truant
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
minimize-pass drifblim or zangoose
mastermite
kiddy fiddler (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Oblivious
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Flash
- Slack Off
- Amnesia
- Seismic Toss
no fuck you >>26384081
Specs Wurmple.
>>26384082 Scatterbug
>>26384083
>>26384084
>>26384086
>>26384091
>>26384093
Team
zangoose
such an ass team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-374299938
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-374305629
/join showderp
me camo `~`
a pokemon whose butt you would sniff
donk master
articuno
biggie smalls
moxie meme
mega weedle
Alakafam (Alakazam) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
- Dazzling Gleam
- Focus Blast
or
Machamp @ Assault Vest
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Dynamic Punch
- Mega Kick
- Stone Edge
- Bullet Punch
a piece of shit
>>26384376
Mega Weedle (Steelix) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Sheer Force
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Earth Power
- Dark Pulse
- Flash Cannon
- free pick
>>26384408
whats this
>>26384433
rhyperior, obviously
nice double dubs btw
>>26384444
checked
>>26384444
'_>'
_██_
(°ᴗƪ)
>>26384444
>>26384433
checked
its ye olde waiting 15 minutes before champ posts battle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374315524
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374319101
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374322289
holy fuck
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374325762
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374329257
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374332035
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374334441
can other champs compete
new one lole
B-)
f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'
*farts*
me or a big guy
Remove Godzilla (Gigalith) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sand Force
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Superpower
- Rock Blast
- Heavy Slam
Technician Persian @ Normal Gem
-Fake Out
-Thief
-U-Turn
replace with free pick if you pull off a successful heist
donnel budew
>>26385045
assault vest limber ditto
ambipom
feebas
>>26385045
flame orb shedinja with bide rest substitute and harden named boblak cummies
dont bully spicy!!!!!
>>26385085
put your trip back on spicy
dont bully spicy
>>26385111put your trip back on spicy
>>26385114
>implying Ill ever remember to put it back on
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374344309
uhhh why am I in monotype
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374347978
do not bully the spicy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374354207
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374357184
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374362029
new team now
qt vore snek (Milotic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Cute Charm
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Wrap
- Hypnosis
- Bind
- Whirlpool
taunt thundurus haha
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ (Glalie-Mega) (M) @ Glalitite
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Ice Shard
-
Gallade (M) @ Roseli/Kee Berry
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant/Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Close Combat
- Natural Gift
- Zen Headbutt
Adamant is required to OHKO Mega Sableye at +1 with Roseli Berry (80 BP Fairy). Jolly +2 OHKOs with Kee, but comes with the downside that it's otherwise a worthless berry
Mastermite
toxicroak
spank my anuse (Lickilicky) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Fire Blast
- Earthquake
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
Jynx named Bob the Drag Queen
moltres with rain dance, hp water, hurricane, agility
>>26385601
>OHKO Mega Sableye at +1
i meant +2 `~`
also feel free to swap zen headbutt with something like poison jab
no dont replace it with rhyperior though
>>26385601
suggester here, use rhyperior instead
>>26385614
do you have some analisies to back that up ?!?!?
>>26385626
NO STOP
>>26385627
look
>>26385614 (You)
it was me
>>26385601
So what's your master plan, big guy? Switch it in on a revenge kill, SD as the opponent switches into Sableye, get burned as it mega evolves and then you're back to +0?
>>26385655
i see (You) there meaning it was me
so as sugester i suggest skipping that desu
>>26385597
Champ, suggester here, use recover in one of the moveslots
>>26385597
whirlpool is incompatible what do
>>26385682
cum
>>26385682
Recover or skip
>>26385682
Put on Marvel Scale
>>26385601
natural gift is incompatible what do
>>26385719
cum
>>26385719
use better shitmon
>>26385719
use pokemon trainer
>>26385719
GIVE MILOTIC MARVEL SCALE IT WORKS THAT WAY
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374370429
>>26385664
people using sableye generally will want it to mega asap for bounce (hence why some run fake out), especially stall teams
>>26385757
you get mega bounce and prankster on the first turn anyways tho
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374375574
>>26385802
the idea is that it mega evolves against something else, and you save the gallade meme for afterwards
>chansey come back!
>go sableye(-mega!)
>gallade used swords dance!
>gallade used natural gift! its super effective! sableye fainted!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374375990
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374381034
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374384666
>>26385881
well even if it is insanely situational, i always approve of natural gift memes
>>26386047
get.... an education
>>26386082
Your a half retard
>champ lost to this
>champ won to this
>>26386140
stop being an over-centralizing character
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374392193
that was ebin
tfw you get absolutely rekt by opponent
GGWGRSEVFD: hey guys I visited the world a few months ago
xfoRPain: i visited your mom
xfoRPain: my team got more style than your hypnosis milotic
dyxia: I visited Europe once
xfoRPain: play with your girlfriend (hand)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374405119
Help, I've become addicted to playing monotype. For some reason I keep winning because of Stun setting up Stealth Rock and Toxic and Gavantula using Sticky Web, and I don't want to have to go back to playing OU where the 12 year-olds get extremely salty over speed drops.
>>26386548
like 50% of ou flies how are you going to use web haha
>>26386548
i got to 1500 with a shitty fighting monotype i made in .69 miliseconds with no ou pokemon dont feel proud of yourself kiddo......it does feel a lot more fun when you get your shitty gimmicks to work though
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374409678
Hello what was the OP
>>26386657
Just a weedle being licked
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374411232
>>26386657
here it is. right here is it this is definitely ithaha i bet you expected me to not actually post the real one but i LIVE for pleasant surprises...
>>26386705
Cute <:3
>>26386705
weedl-lewd
http://www.strawpoll.me/10247745
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374419578
>>26386705
>girls
tfw still locked in chat
>>26387078
shut up
Chimp is limp
Me or physical Volcanion
champ ded
Im assuming direct control
qt vore snek v1.1 (Milotic) @ Binding Band
Ability: Marvel Scale
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Hypnosis
- Wrap
- Whirlpool
- Recover
maybe this will work better, maybe it won't
stay warm & comfy (Snorunt) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 240 HP / 16 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Flash / Disable
- Icy Wind
- Spikes
- Switcheroo
NoScoped (Barbaracle) @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Sniper
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Cross Chop
- Substitute
weddle
t-wave iron head registeel
Gluttony Snorlax with Belly Drum and Self-Destruct holding a Custap Berry
calm mind blissey
>>26387171
they do not stuck together tho
use whirlpool which makes no contact and has a better offensive stat
also scald or haze or refresh instead of wrap
>>26387201
whirlpool for damage
wrap in case it has water absorb
>>26387194
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374433861
>>26387183
>>26387263
Weddle was a good suggestion, thanks!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374437226
What do "balanced" and "bulky offensive" teams mean?
>>26387097
wow stop being gay -.-
>>26387375
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374441953
>>26387497
90% = 0%
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374447573
lol guys check out this autism us23.chatzy.com/UndertaleRP
>>26387652
>tfw really liked undertale but the fanbase is literally insane
This must be how the older sonic fans feel.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374450781
>>26387684
welp
new team.
anything with 4 attack moves
all must be 95 accuracy or lower
no never-miss moves either (aerial ace, aura sphere, etc.)
no lock-on
no compoundeyes, no guard, or victory star
no zoom lens, wide lens, or micle berry
Fruit Ninja (Leafeon) (M) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Chlorophyll
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Leaf Blade
- Knock Off
- X-Scissor / Aerial Ace / Double-Edge / Facade
- Swords Dance
or
SuperEffectiveDiet (Leafeon) (M) @ Berry
Ability: Chlorophyll
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Leaf Blade
- Knock Off
- Natural Gift
- Swords Dance
Watmel Berry (Fire 100BP)
Ganlon Berry (Ice 100BP)
Apicot Berry (Ground 100BP)
Micle Berry (Rock 100BP)
http://dogars.org/set/1212
or
http://dogars.org/set/1433
le hypnofun faec (Lucario) w/ rest and calm mind
ayo hol up na (Victreebel) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Knock Off
- Power Whip
- Any move
hoge
Ashmon roulette
>>26387743
Giga Impact Scarf Slaking
Or a Special Attack Based Wigglytuff, Champ's choice
donk master
Mob (Swoobat) @ Red Card
Ability: Klutz
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Skill Swap
- Charge Beam
- Air Slash
- Psyshock
>>26387789
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374456609
>>26387842
ayy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374459703
>>26387925
New AG team after this.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-374464032
If AG use Moody Soak Toxic or Energy Ball Octillery.
or
Savage Grace (Kangaskhan) (F) @ Kangaskhanite
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Headbutt / Stomp
- Bite
- Rock Slide / Seismic Toss
- Body Slam / Secret Power
Doc (Diggersby) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Wild Charge
- Quick Attack
- Return
>>26388040
We all saw that ending coming from a mile away.
New AG team.
Shuckle @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shell Smash
- Toxic
- Power Split
- Rest
moody bibarrel
deathgrip (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Guillotine
- Substitute
- Baton Pass
- Double Team
scarf machamp
weedle
good goy
>>26388123
tiny fucken egg
special mega fug
