What would you do if you was a Pokemon trainer having sex and machamp come in with a six pack through the door in front of you and her and you
>>26375831
Start fucking the Machamp
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>>26375831
and you...what? Why are you posting a shitty fanart with scars? What is this thread for?
A thread died for this
>>26375845
yet another stellar thread on the brilliance of a board called /vp/
It is okay to have sex with the following:
Machoke, Machamp (if you can handle those awful duck lips), Nidoking, Charizard, Rhydon, Aggron, Garchomp, Zekrom, Chesnaught, Tyrantrum, Druddigon, and Ditto.
Anything else you should not be doing the sex with.
If you have sex with things such as Gardevoir and Lopunny, you should kill yourself.