So, you come home and you find this beast sitting on your bed.
It says in a manly, monotone voice, "We need to talk..."
What Do?
>>26374247
See what it has to say
>>26374247
Train it into a Golurk because ghost types a best
>>26374247
Greninja kills it with Ice Beam before it has a chance to react.
I move on because there's nothing worth hearing from a shitmon.
>>26374313
>kills
Edgy
>>26374266
This, honestly.
Probably panic and stand there dumbly.
>>26374247
well fuck what do we need to talk about?
>>26374247
Be overjoyed and scared because pokemon finally exists, thenwake up and cry myself to sleep.
Well, the golurk screams a few seconds later, "I HAVE YOUR BABIES IN MEEEEE."
What Do?
>>26374994
Tell it that I do not consent, then call the cops and report a case of robo-rape.
slap the oversized rock
Slap it to make sure it's not a costume