>back when pokemon were animals
>>26372658
A Rock is a animal?
>>26372687
kek
>>26372687
>x must mean it is an animal
jesus pokemon fans are retarded
>>26372658
what kind of animal is machamp?
How the fuck is voltorb an animal?
>>26372658
>>26372658
Hitmonlee is a monster, cross that one too.
>>26372727
Parody of man.
>>26372714
Then fuck off
Porygon is a duck
Ditto is a gimmick
Magmar is a duck
Tangela is a dog
Chansey is a kangaroo
Exeguttor, weepingbell, oddish and their lines are plants
Jiglypuff is a bunny
Cleffary is an antilope
0/10 bait
>>26372753
>plants are animals
>>26372658
The games are called Pocket Monsters, not Pocket Animals you dumb nigger
Mew and Mewtwo are animals ?
Bitch WHERE
>>26372753
>Exeguttor, weepingbell, oddish and their lines are plants
Plants arent animals.
>ditto is a gimmick
Gimmicks arent animals.
>Porygon is a duck
When was that ever stated?
>chansey is a kangaroo
>Tangela is a dog
>Cleffary is an antilope
Now you are just fucking with me.
3/10 Made me reply, but too obvious.
>>26372823
Is it not obvious that Porygon is a robotic duck ?
>>26372823
>plants aren't animals
they are live beings, same thing
>porygon isn't a duck
just look at it
okay, Chansey, Tangela and Cleffary are hard to pinpoint but they look like animals
>>26372753
>>26372848
Porygon is a computer program
Ditto is genetic waste
Plants are plants
Clefairy is an alien fairy
I'll give you everything else. Except maybe Jigglypuff. That's kid of a stretch. Tangela as well. That's a mystery.
>>26372877
>yes to magmar being a duck
ducks are known for their arms, reptilian tails, lack of wings, lack of beak, and toenails after all
>>26372658
Now i notice Golduck and Ninetales are the only yokai who didn't get to be a Psychic while Slowbro did, though Ghost fits more with Ninetales.
>>26372841
>>26372848
Porygon is literally manmade and doesnt breathe, it's not even alive, its not even close to being an animal.
>they are live beings, same thing
Plants and Animals are different on a cellular level, they are not the same thing.
>Chansey
At best a marsupial, but that aint a fucking kangaroo.
>cleffary
They are fairy type, fairy pokemon and belong to the fairy egg group, and fairies arent animals, so i can say it's a fairy, not an animal.
>Tangela
WHEN HE EVOLVES HE CREATES TENTACLE ARMS, HOW IS THAT DOG?!
>>26372906
You're right. The Magmar line is cleary inspired by the Kappa. It's neat that I now notice the Electabuzz line reflects Bigfoot/Yeti. A prominent Japanese folklore and prominent American folklore. But would those count as animals despite being myths?
Stuff that can be Pokemon:
- Animals
- Plants
- Fictional beings (i.e.: Yeti, Fairies)
- All of the above but mixed
Stuff that can't be Pokemon:
- Items
>>26372984
It goes from person to person, i dont think they count because otherwise you could argue that voltorb is a mimic and therefore myth monster and as such an animal, and that is just dumb.
there is
>animals
>not animals but real
>monsters/myths
>>26373018
>goodbye every rock type
>goodbye most steel types
>>26373018
Pokeball
>>26372658
Pokemon arent animals they are literally monsters, and they are the stereotypical OOOHH SCARY monsters no they are a very diverse and spread out group of monsters called pocket monsters or pokemon for short.
>>26373018
Items should be allowed only if mixed with animals.
>>26373029
Tons of rock types are animal based, see most fossils, and onix, and ryhorn.
>>26372658
>Hitmonlee
>Hitmonchan
>Rhydon
>Jynx
>Electabuzz
>Snorlax
>Dratini
>Dragonair
>Dragonite
None of these are real life animals.
>>26373098
mr. meme is fine though
also charizard
>>26372753
>Tangela is a dog
>>26372658
>hitmonchan stands out for some reason
wtf
>>26373018
Items that have been pokemon:
-Magnets
-Eggs
-Ice cream
-Literal garbage
-Pokeball
-cake
-cotton candy
-a keychain
-candle
-chandeliers
-sarcophagus
-slime
-a sword
-pinecone
-gears
-daruma doll
-an iceberg
-a rock
-another rock
-so many rocks
>>26373098
>hitmonlee
>hutmonchan
>jynx
Are people.
>rhydon
RHYnoceros
>Elecabuz
Fucking Tiger
>Snorlax
Cat/Bear
>Dratini/Dragonair
Snake.
Only Dragonite isn't a real thing.
>>26373018
You're an idiot.
>>26373223
>dragonair
>dragon-air
>it's a snake
you are actually retarded.
>>26372877
Dito is monster semen to make homunculus.
>True story.
>>26373223
Dragonite is the living form of kawaii
>>26372753
>Tangela is a dog
Next you'll be telling me owls aren't birds:^)
>>26372753
>Tangela is a dog
You made my day
>>26372753
>Ditto is a gimmick
Ditto actually is a slime mold. Slime molds are amoebas, so Ditto is an animal.
>>26374312
Sorry but I'm pretty sure ditto is just clay/silly putty and not actually any kind of organism. I'm pretty sure it wasn't just randomly pink goop.
>>26374312
>slime molds are amoebas
>Amoebas are animals
Slime mold is a type of fungus and amoebas genetic relation to us animals goes back 900 million fucking years back so they arent even animals nor plants nor fungus heck they arent even protist either.
>>26372753
Isn't Magmar more of a platypus?
>>26374475
Magmar is a booby
![002[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lMV0JTR.gif "002[1].gif")
>>26373223
>Electabuzz
>Tiger
Nope.
>>26373347
You have got to be kidding me, no one is this retarded
![Electrode_-_Pokken_Tournament[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6eZp20y.jpg "Electrode_-_Pokken_Tournament[1].png")
>>26373018
>Items can't be Pokemon
Say goodbye to the Magnemite and Voltorb lines then.
>>26374381
Slime molds are no fungi. They belong to the Amoebozoa, a sister group of the Opisthokonta (which includes Fungi and Animals)
>>26372753
>Tangela is a dog
>The moon is clouds
