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Can humans and pokemon fall in love?
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Can humans and pokemon fall in love?
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>>26371222
Yes
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>>26371222
apparently so.
I swear you fucks will fall in love with anything
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>>26371233
/thread
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>>26371222
Yes.
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Obviously.
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>>26371222
No.
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>>26371452
Yes. You idiot.
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Not with Medicham tho.
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>>26371421
/thread
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>>26371499
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>>26371222
Pokemon are fictional creatures. However, I believe there are people autistic enough to fall in love with them.
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>>26371222
Yes.
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>>26371222
>>26371233
>>26371277
Check'd.
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>>26371222
Definitively, we already have enough proof they can.

Checked, love~ <3
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>>26371222
Yes
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Yes.
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>>26371603
>>26371499
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>>26371222
Yes
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It's just data, not your waifu.
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>>26371766
Say that to my face and not online fucker
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>>26371766

Waifus aren't real regardless.
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Source furfag
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>>26371222
No.
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>>26371766
We're talking about Human in Pokémon actuality.
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Yes. In fact, they can even bear young. My headcanon is that humans having sex with humans produces live birth, but if a human had sex with a Pokemon they would lay an egg, which depending on the Pokemon would grow larger once out of the womb. In fact, it could be argued that this growing process is part of what causes the egg(s) to leave the womb.

When a male or hermaphroditic Pokemon ejaculates into a female human, the human biology is obviously unable to produce enough calcium carbonate to create the shell, so the Pokemon's high calcium semen takes over and traps the ovum. Because Pokemon are genetically more robust, the offspring is always the same kind of Pokemon that inseminated the human.

Certain traits are sometimes passed down such as eye color, but primarily the offspring is entirely distinct from the female parent. There are rumors that shiny Pokemon are more likely to develop this way, and it is partially true due to the amount of incongruous DNA.

Wild shiny Pokemon are often the result of genetic aberration and these two facts together lead to a mostly false piece of folklore that wild Pokemon are prone to raping humans. Despite a lack of evidence, this continues to be circulated due to attacks by territorial Pokemon. Those that are most dangerous of committing actual rape are the ones that live furthest from towns and settlements.

They also tend to be the ones most likely to produce viable offspring, as generational interbreeding is less likely. This is why the folklore is only mostly false. So, to answer your question, human females give birth to live young except in the case of impregnation by Pokemon, so why wouldn't they fall in love?
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It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
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>>26371222
>image.jpg

Goddamned ban-evading furfags...
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>>26371222
I guess if you're really desperate. No one said it'll end well tho
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>>26371861
>>26371847

「シンオウ むかしばなし その3」 “Sinnoh Folk Story 3″
ひとと けっこんした ポケモンがいた There once were Pokémon that married people.
ポケモンと けっこんした ひとがいた There once were people who married Pokémon.
むかしは ひとも ポケモンも おなじだったから ふつうのことだった This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same.
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>>26371896
hermaphroditic Pokémon don't exist.
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>>26371902
Kek
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>>26371896
A scary amount of thought went into this.
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>>26371950
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>>26371968
1. Gender "Unknown".

2. Ditto can transform.
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>>26371896
>hermaphroditic Pokemon

Stopped reading
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>>26371896
>sample_
>My headcannon

Don't even need to read the rest this is 500% autism.
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>>26372026
hermaphroditic Pokémon is biologically impossible.
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>>26371968
Learn about the Pokémon species.
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1. Why is the pokemon world a society of hate and fear?

2. Why aren't pokemon in control?
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>>26371968
Ditto just transform into anything.
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>>26372067
We don't know and Pokémon live in Harmony with Human beings.

No evil Pokémon Canonically exist.
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>>26372086
What harmony is there in allowing humanity to destroy themselves?
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>>26372067
Pokémon are submissive by nature. Even the demiurge will not resist.
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Pokemon and Trainer form a symbiotic relationship.

They both use each other to grow and get stronger.
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>>26372102
Prove catching it is canon.
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>>26372099
Almost of the all Legendary Pokémon are neutral
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>>26372108
Then it wouldn't be a world of hate and fear. It clearly is.
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>>26372114
That would still mean pokemon should be in control. They are not.
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>>26372136
Pokémon don't need to be and have no interest in doing so.
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>>26371788
You're a bunch of data, fucker.
Come out of the database and fight me.
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>>26371222
Instead of asking 'can they' ask instead 'should they'. I CAN rip off my fingernails and shove them into an infant's eyes but that doesn't mean I SHOULD.
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>>26372113
>not finishing the pokedex
>the actual point of the game
Fuck out of here competitivefag.
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>>26372143
They became personally involved in our struggle, I would not call that being non-partisan.
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>>26372113
The events of every game are canon in their own universe, thanks to ORAS.
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>>26372169
some Pokémon. not all Pokémon.
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>>26372168
So you would believe gameplay is canon over lore? If so, then this discussion is pointless since it doesn't exist in game.
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>>26372176
not really.
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>>26372086
So Kyurem just ate people out of the goodness of its heart?
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>>26372179
You should've said that earlier. Still, that would imply that some pokemon DO want power.
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>>26372191
Eating is not evil.
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>>26372199
I did when, I said Almost all of the legendary Pokémon are neutral.
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>>26372181
Lore doesn't count when it involves the player character. You have to assume the player finishes the objectives at 100% until proven otherwise by a direct sequel stating otherwise.
Just look at Red, he did it.
>nb4 origins isn't canon.
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>>26372214
Then why do they allow humanity to cause all of this?
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>>26372219
Incorrect logic. The only thing we know for certain happened is that Red did become the Champion. That is IT. There is no other information. If there is no other information, then you don't know if it happened or not.
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>>26372136
In a way, they are in control. The Pokémon world revolves entirely around the beasts and no where is the a sign of someone who is indifferent to Pokémon, let alone outright dislike them. Pokémon consumes the thoughts of every human in the Pokémon world.
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>>26371222
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>>26372238
>has all three starters in sequel
>did it in origins
>required for 100% run
He did it kohun.
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>>26372263
>anime ≠ games, not even for Origins, unless you'd like to show me the part where Red has a Mega Charizard X ANYWHERE in ANY game.

100% completion cannot be assumed unless it is outright stated, and it wasn't.
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>>26372221
Some Pokémon are pretty much neutral.
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>>26372240
Interesting. What is their goal then? It isn't protecting their world, it is tearing it apart. Why would you seek to accelerate the world's destruction? Are they that apathetic, that they just don't care, it was going to happen anyway? If so, they didn't need to do anything in the first place. I only know 3 legends total that would outright seek destruction in this manner. All of them have legends that directly oppose them. They are not supposed to be that ambivalent.
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>>26372448
...and for one of those, the scale is far too small to even register for them. So only 2.
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>>26372354
>slogan is catch them all
>content is locked behind completion
Anon, to be a battler is only a means to finishing the Pokedex. Becoming the Champion means you get to go get more and explore more places.
It's Canon.
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>>26372448
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>>26371421
Bath?
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>>26372550
That in no way answers anything at all.
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>>26372603

Pokémon work in mysterious ways.
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>>26372602
Yes.
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>>26372646
As long as I get Pokemon pussy on my dick they can work it however mysterious they want.
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>>26372670

I don't know how hard it is to get Pokémon pussy.
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>>26372766
Just clearly make a deal.
Make them the strongest they can be, and in return, you get the succ and fucc.
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>>26372842

That'll be kind of Hard, Since. All Pokémon don't think the same.
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Back to OP's question, I guess the Sinnoh myths are canon enough even I it's only mythology? Pic semi-related
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>>26373054
The Sinnoh mythologies are true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4
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>>26372448
>>26372125
>>26372067
What's all this bullshit about "hate and fear" and spirals of destruction?
None of that shit is true faggot, you're just autistic.
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>>26373426
Of course it is. It's a society ruled by fighting.
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>>26373475
It's an idyllic society with a ridiculously popular sport. The people are happy and live in peace with pokemon because it's a fucking children's game you sperg.
It's noblebright as fuck.
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