>For those of you in Europe, some Shiny Xerneas distributions have been sneak announced. In Gamestop in Sweden, Norway & Finland, you'll be able to get a special code to get the Shiny Xerneas.
>Americans get the shiny legends over WiFi
>Yurocucks have to travel to a GameStop for a code
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>26370851
By the donderly light
>>26370851
>seriously caring about official distributions
>not just injecting it
Dumb frogposter
>>26370851
Just because you amerifats are incapable of getting through your doors doesn't mean we mind going outside
>be eurocuck
>travel to gamestop to get my code for my children's game that I still secretly fap to
>leave the house
>immediately assaulted by the stench of curry and sharia slum cooking
>pull up my white face mask with the word "cuck" on it to get to gamestop
>halfway there
>this would be so much easier if i wasn't too scared to drive
>suddenly sodomized by a group of angry muslim men
>after they are done raping my asshole into prolapse i apologize profusely
>make a mental note to stand in their defense at deportation trial
>ah finally, gamestop, now i can get my code that makes my video game pixels shinier
>at the door is a jew with the Goy Detector™
>i manage to pass after admitting that Cultural Marxism isn't real and is a lie that guilty white men made up
>open the door
>get on the floor
>they are out of codes because Gamestop was burned down for being halal
>go home
>dog was raped and stoned by muslims
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>26370851
I'm from Russia and RUNintendo is giving away Darkrai, Shiny Xerneas and Shiny Yveltal by email if you send them photo proof that you have a copy of XY/ORAS.
In fact I got two codes for each one of them already. Eat that muricans and europoors!
>>26370851
That reminds me. When does the Baconbird distribution being in America?
>>26370902
/thread
This hating GameStop meme needs to stop.
>>26370921
Its supposed to start the 20th, but it'll probably be a couple of days earlier like what happened to Xerneas. Tomorrow is probably likely
>>26370987
did you know that people who like video games actually do really hate going to a place that is literally the epitome of them being perverted into a capitalist, consumer-abusing medium?
oh wait, you're reddit, and you like it when people take advantage of you. kill yourself
>>26370902
Halal is a good thing though
>>26370851
But why if there isn't any Gamestop in my country?
>>26370910
Oh, again? I got my first Diancie via a VKontakte campaign!
What's the e-mail address?
>>26370902
>be a americunt
>download it over my school wi-fi
>hear some screaming
>some white kid is shooting the school
>try to run
>can't breath after four steeps because you're too fat
>get shoot
>dies
>>26371108
>actually falling for the white kid shooting up school meme
>eurocuck being stupid enough to believe what the media tells him
maybe instead of reporting on what happens in other countries you could fix what's happening in yours
>>26371128
Wow seems like the that the Wii isn't the only thing triggered here
>>26370877
top kek deluxe
Jumalauta, ei helvetti.
>>26370902
Mudslimes are afraid of dogs though
>>26371188
>the Wii isn't the only thing being triggered
what did he mean by this
>>26371832
I thinks that is a reference to the pokemon chyper 2013
"The only triggers you pull are on the back of the Wii "
>>26370873
I came here to post this minus Hitler, but with more bitches.
>no shiny Zygarde
>japan only
>>26370873
>injecting
>>26371108
>being in America not having gun of your own
>not returning fire instead of running like bitch
It's America, when you're born here instead of being slapped in the ass they give you a gun.
>it's 2016 and he still doesn't know how to inject wondercards
>>26371108
>get shoot
>>26370851
>mfw our Nintendo representative will be sending the codes through their Facebook page
No traveling here Mr. American
>>26370902
>>make a mental note to stand in their defense at deportation trial
wtf
>>26370851
>Americans get the shiny legends over WiFi
They didn't want you fat fucks to travel on your scooters
>>26370902
>halal
You mean haram.I hate that I know this
>be europoor on his way to get his event code
>get BOMB'd by muzzies
>>26372405
>not owning six scooters
>not strapping them to a sleigh
>not dressing as Santa and riding in style
Get creative
>>26371108
>be eurocuck
>attempt to drive to game stop
>road is closed because someone spilled their kinder eggs all over the road
:v
>be europoor
>go to game to get my codes
>smile at cashier and ask for the code like a non socially-retarded adult
>cashier hands me code with a smile
>"have a nice day, btw would you like to put a preorder down for the new pokemon that's coming out soon?"
>politely decline but say i'll preorder later
>thank cashier and leave with the code
>go home
>download my pokemon
>laugh at cucks who can't even do this simple thing because they're too scared
Does anyone have an avaible Darkrai code?
If possible:
[email protected]
>>26372748
I signed you up to several beastiality newsletters :)
>>26372342
Why are her nipples erect
Americuck here. I know that today is the last day for the Xerneas event, but at what time exactly does it end? I've been putting it off, but I don't want to miss it.
