>snorkeling in Alola
>this thing slowly apporaches you
>wat do
>>26362238
Take a gun and shoot myself because I prepared for this scenario
Won't be raped now won't be raped ever
turn 360 degrees and swim away
>>26362238
>walking in gamestop with girlfriend
>this thing slaps your girlfriends ass
Wat do?
>>26362238
Absolutely nothing because it is not real
Maybe afterwards go to the doctor because I hallucinated fake leaks.
>play hoops with some unova niggers
> clown challenges you to 1v1
> Wat do
>>26362238
yes, I want this
>>26362238
Throw a pie in my own face and see if it leaves me alone.
>>26362310
This
>>26362238
Did i miss some news? What the fuck is that thing?
>>26362238
he's probably friendly or gonna battle me, so there's not much to do
fucker's gonna be so much faster than me in the water that I'd be fucked before I could think of escape if he wanted to penetrate my asshole
>>26362238
I'd shit my trunks and pray the smell deters it
>>26362302
>360 degrees
Are you that eager?
>>26362384
He clearly meant 720 degrees.q
>>26362302
YOU FOOL!
Ballio is creepy
Suck it's dick
Guess I'm snorkeling in the Fakemon Barrier Reef.
Ask him if I can join the Insane Clown Poké.
>>26362384
Were you born in 2005 by any chance?
Pull out my most powerful pokemon and order it to kill me
>>26362270
Why wouldn't you shoot it instead?
>>26362238
I'd ask Op to stop walking around with a giant poster of a fakemon.
>>26362238
lethimhavehisway with me~ I hopehe'sgentle
actually seals and sealions are very friendly with humans, he probably just wants to play ball with youi'd play with his balls
>>26362862
I want to die
