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This fucker is better than the majority of starters we currently
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This fucker is better than the majority of starters we currently have.
Fuck all of you faggots for shitting on it.
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>>26360790
Yo kai watch invades pokemon??
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Anon that's not real and it looks like shit....in a good way but still shit.
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>>26360790
He's fake though.
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Is this the next roothoot invasion?
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well it's fake so....
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>>26360790
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>26360790

It doesn't even look like a Pokemon, it looks like something out of a horror movie.
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Ballio is creep y
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>>26360790
It's fake as shit and doesn't look even slightly like a seal/sea lion/whatever the fuck Popplio is
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>>26360790
I want Rapelio to abuse me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPdDdC4go6c
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>>26360790
I want it to be real just because of that rape face
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>>26360798
This is the eater of yokais
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>>26360936
And Samurott doesn't look even slightly like an otter
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>>26360790
That rape face.
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Ehh, I sort of like the idea of going from a clown theme to a strongman theme, but the fucking face just isn't pokemon, and it looks like he wants to beat you to death with a bubble, which makes no fucking sense.
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>>26360790


Come on, this guy looks FUCKING amazing.
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>>26360998
Then again, neither does Oshawott
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Sadfish 2.0
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>>26360998

It's partially based on a sea lion, but it still has some otter-like traits and resembles its previous forms.

The piece of shit OP posted looks nothing like a sea lion, it's just a clown monster.
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>>26361004
It does make sense tho, he just is evil
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>>26361026

Oshawott is literally my mom's sea otter.
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>>26361004
> it looks like he wants to beat you to death with a bubble
Sign me up
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looks really, really stupid
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>>26361041
>Hitting someone with something soft that pops
Now you might bring up Bubble or Bubblebeam, but I think those attacks are retarded too.

At least Samurott attacks with sharp shells, Blastoise attacks with pressurized water etc. You can't hit someone with bubbles.
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>>26360790
Goddamn, I wish it was real.

I've been longing for a straight up creepy-looking Pokemon for quite some time.
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>>26360790
It'd be nice if it were real Anon, but I sincerely doubt it.

All I want is for Popplio to not turn into some fat, goofy retard. Ludicolo is fat, goofy retard enough for me.
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It looks dumb and you have to realize that GF doesn't intend on giving their target audience a fucking nightmare
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>>26361078
>fat, goofy retard
That's 100% what you're going to get though.
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The general body is alright but that fucking rape face mang
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>>26361032
samurrott looks like shit. was looking pretty good with Dewott then they fucked his shit up
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>>26361085
I know.
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>>26361032
It's a giant and way too sudden leap from Dewott. Might as well happen to pooplio. And the OP does have sealy traits like the flippers and bodyshape. Other than that it's partially based on the ningen
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>>26361065
It's Pokemon. GF could say shit like "It throws bubbles with such an extreme velocity that they punch holes in walls" and it would still make sense in the Pokemon universe.
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>>26361104
>"It throws bubbles with such an extreme velocity that they punch holes in walls"

But can it punch a hole through an Indian elephant?
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>>26361125
That hypothesis hasnt been tested
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>>26361047
U wot(ter) m8?
>teeny short body
>big ass round head
>flat face
>big nose
There are literally no similarities. At least squirtle has a shell
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>>26360790
>mfw this is real
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>>26361170
Did you even look at the picture he posted? And it's short and fat because its a starter
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>>26361177
I'd hate it because it would mean that Rowlet becomes an edgy assassin owl and Litten becomes literally my mom's jaguar.
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>>26361065
Cept Bubble and Bubblebeam, as you said, proves that it can
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>>26360790
His leg/upper boddy ratio reminds me of this guy,
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>>26361065
>Now you might bring up Bubble or Bubblebeam, but I think those attacks are retarded too.
If you really can't handle the fact that bubbles can be harmful and damaging, maybe pokemon isn't the right game for you. Bubble attacks are hardly the worst example of illogical shit in the games
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>>26361091

The only thing that's really a big leap is that it's a quadruped and only stand on its hind legs when it needs to use both of its swords.

If bipedalism was Samurott's default stance, it wouldn't be that big of a jump.
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>>26361202
It's the exact same species you tard. The only difference is the white fur on the face, but that's no proof. Might as well say jynx is based on niggers because it has black skin
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>>26361231
>Samurott uses shell swords and its signature move is a physical attack
>It has higher special attack than physical attack
That's how I knew that entire line of pokemon was a messy directionless pile of garbage.
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This guy is impossible when Malamar exist and it was the single greatest villain in the entirety of the Pokemon anime equipped with rape faces and mind corruption...

And can you imagine this bastard in the BW anime style?
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I hope to God it's real. I'm either naming mine JW Gacy or Dr. ROCKSO and it's going to be fucking amazing.

Fucking

A

May

Zing
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>>26361231
No, they go from the round cat face and increasing body to a sudden bear/dragon thing. Just look at their faces alone and you'll spot exactly 0% connection
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>>26361261
White fur on the face but darker below, huge nose, implied whiskers, paddle like feet and tail, scallop on its chest. What more do you want a stylized otter to do to make it obvious it's an otter? Of course its not going to long and thin, it's a baby otter just like Rowlet is a baby owl and doesnt have a realistic owl's proportions yet. It gets regular proportions when it turns into Dewott. Otters are really not very distinctive animals to begin with.
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Why do people like Ballio it's a good design thigh
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>>26361274
>ashinme
>best anything
Mind control shenanigans are cliché bullshit. A maniacal joker with no clear drive is the way to go. Doesn't even have to be dark type to be evil, which makes it even more cryptic
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>>26361327
Also the v shape mouth is directly from otters too. Oshawott is literally just an otter with a shitty paint job and a scallop glued to its body
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>>26360790
I'm pretty sure a starter pokemon's first form is there to at least vaguely show you what the fully evolved form looks like..so I doubt they'd go with this awkward looking fuck to be the third form of the pristine sexy well-designed beast that is popplio
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Looks like one of those kids bopper things. The things that you push over and they come back up. Also reminds me of a jack in the box.

I think it's a pretty clever design.
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>>26361365
>pristine sexy well-designed beast that is popplio
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The only problem I find is that that fakemon looks to good.

which mean that no matter what the real one looks like I will be disappointed because I want it to look like the dam fakemon.

I am literally in love with this fakemon design.
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Literally my mom's popllio raped by conkeldurr. If your mind's telling you this shit's real, you need to check yourself into a Lighthouse Autism center.
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>>26361365
>I'm pretty sure a starter pokemon's first form is there to at least vaguely show you what the fully evolved form looks like.
>Oshawott to Samurott
It's not even vague
>awkward
It's a bulky being of pure malice, just because it's successful at its job and intimidates your gay ass doesn't mean it's bad
>pristine sexy well-designed beast that is popplio
See, this is how i could tell you were gay
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I have always picked the water starter, since 1998. I was happy to see Popplio had some potential. After seeing rapeclown, I am considering not to. Not because I think rapeclown has a bad design, I think it's well-made. It just... Fucking terrifies me. I've never felt put off or scared by a fucking drawing. I don't know why rapeclown does this to me. I don't want him near me.
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pinniwise is wREAL dammit
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>>26361451
>literally my mom's
Why am I seeing this expression so much? Do you have momy, issues anon?
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>>26361407
Fucking this. No matter what, GF will allow for the leak where it turns out the mon is horrible in contrast, but as always they are gonna keep their smugfuck faces and pretend it's any hypeworthy at all
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>>26361451
Why didn't you abort the fetus festering in your mom's popplio while you still had the chance?
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>>26361365
>pristine sexy well-designed beast that is popplio

+1 my dude
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>>26361488
>mommy issues
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>>26361451
Exactly, and the result is this attrocious ferocity of a beast that has inherited all the rape-genes. Literally perfect
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>>26361527
It was the fourth or fitfth trimester when we found out. We were too l8 m8
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>>26360790
This looks fucking awful
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>>26361460
Fag
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>>26361575
We got more it seems>>26361580
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I almost want it to be real because it's absolutely hilarious.
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Roothoot may not be real but ballio I wouldn't mind being real!
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>>26361575
awful in a good way ;-)
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>>26360790
Oshawott to Samurott might be quite the leap, but this is a whole new level.
It pretty much drops any animalistic traits save for the tail, and that might as well not even be there given it looks like a pair of legs pressed together.
It just doesn't fit, looks way too human, even Conkeldurr and Gardevoir don't look as human as this.
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Does this thing have a name?
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>>26361460
What's wrong with Dr Poppso, the rock and roll suh-suh-suh-seal?

He does cocaine.
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>>26361858
Just non-creative garbage form the masses such as, Rapeclown, Rapelio and ofcourse, Ballio...
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>>26360790

GF designed those starters with Pokken in mind

it all makes sense now
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Do people believe Ballio is actually real ?
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>>26361451
Kek
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>>26361858
Ballio
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>>26361972
He is.
you just have to believe.
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>>26361972
It's real

Isn't a pokemon that game freak will release tho
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>>26361972
It's real because I want it to be real. I am looking forward to more fakes if they're this good.
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>>26361065
>implying thats a bubble
>implying it's not a pearl ripped from a Clamperl
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>>26361858
Rapelio
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i dont want to argue about real or fake

or if it's good or bad looking

but i'm really worried because, it seems really frightening for childrens, when you think the 1st stage is so cute, it's a mistake

if it's real, for me it's a mistake

even as a grown up man i find it a bit creepy and i've never been afraid of clowns
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>>26360790
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>>26362149
SEE? I'm not the only one!
>>26361460
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I mean, its wrecking ball fits the water-starters-use-weapons pattern
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>>26362171
The circle of coulrophobes.
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>>26360790
I fucking love this shit, he's creepy as fuck and a brilliant design.
>flippers become clown shoes
>black part is a strongman unitard
>hobo gloves
can't wait to see how much worse the real one is
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>>26360790
I'm dropping Pokemon forever if that's real.
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>>26361177
I want it to be real, but I also want the other 2 to be fakes.
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>>26362149
>but i'm really worried because, it seems really frightening for childrens,

You have to understand, Asia doesn't coddle their children like the west does. Japanese children are exposed to things that Western parents assume would destroy their children's innocence and, I'm not quite sure but I think this is what they assume, become suicidal rapist murderers who will shoot up their schools, listen to the rock and the roll, and try reefer cigarette marijuanas because their innocence was destroyed due to seeing something scarier than a bunny rabbit and a puppy dog baking muffins and singing about tolerance and friendship.

The west raises pussies. "That's too scary, that's too violent, this is inappropriate for my child!" How do you think we got a bunch of adult babies who need safe spaces? Look at Tumblr. You don't get Tumblr in Japan, because Japanese kids aren't taught to be sniveling babies.

So the whole Poppliwise the Dancing Seal is too scary argument doesn't work. The reason it's not real is because it's too fucking cool and we all know that Popplio is going to be a goofy twat. Plus the Panther is boring, and the owl has nothing to do with Rowlet.
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>>26362346
>fags getting purged from the fandom
Good riddance
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>>26362368
Doesn't explain why the ashnime was such a wuss-show from the start
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>>26361858
Kefka
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>>26362514
And even then parents in the west were worried it was too violent.
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>>26362368

Tumblr isn't a "safe space".
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>>26362721

That was just a few radical Christians, most parents didn't give a shit.
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Can you guys stop? I'm tired of seeing that ugly clown every time I go on vp
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>>26362774
Shit taste detected
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>>26362774
get use to it. this clown is here until the real evo arrives to take its place.
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>>26361032

Any good pictures of Oshawott getting abused/murdered?
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>>26361958

From the morons who literally thought "Smugleaf" was a clever name.
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>>26360790
Fuck off Pooplio
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>>26361065
It looks more like a pearl to me.
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>>26361088
>was looking pretty good with Dewott
oh you mean oshawott but taller? Face it fucko he killed the line more than samurott did.
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>>26361897
I miss that show so much.
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>>26363011
>Oh you mean Charmander but taller?
>Oh you mean Bulbusaur but taller?
>Oh you mean Squirtle but taller?
>Oh you mean 'Starter' but taller?

Nigga really?
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>>26360790
>tfw although this creepy, disturbing exterior, deep inside, lies a clown-strongman pokémon that love its trainer more than anything and just wanna cuddle and protect the trainer
This is fan art material. I'll try to draw it later.
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>>26360790
Looks like a MONSTA TO GET RID OF DAT DERE KIRBY
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>>26363751
Lmaooooo
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>>26363508
Theres a much clearer of a difference with kanto starters

Compared to oshawott and dewott it is just a darker stretched oshawott
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>>26362368
Even if this were true, Pokemon is a global franchise at this point and Gamefreak and Nintendo knows that. Why do you think the games are being released at more or less the same time worldwide, nowadays?

So, Gamefreak wouldn't make a starter design that would horrify western children, who are a large part of their market.
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>>26364157
>Compared to Charmander and Charmeleon it is just a darker stretched Charmander
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>>26360790
If Popplio does end up being Water/Fighting we'll get a buff clown, although I don't think it'll look this menacing.
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>>26360790
I like it.

There's literally no way it would ever happen but I like it. Same with the Grassassin.

The Fire cat I've seen coupled with them seems really uninspired, though. Especially since it's apparently a Ground-type as well. Clown-seal could definitely pass for Water/Fighting, though.
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The real Popplio evo is going to be fucking awful, isn't it?
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>>26361858
Pastuzo the Astounding
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>>26360790
>people think this is scary
If you think about it it's an intimidating design, but kids won't be scared by this. It's just a big goofy sealman.
The "clowns are scary" meme isn't actually a real thing.
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>last leaked image was proven fake
>fuckers immediately come back with a new set
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>clown that evolves into a strongman
>magician owl
>cannon panther
I normally hate patternfags, but I can actually see it this time.
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>>26360790
The thing about all of these fakes is that they all look cool and well drawn and all that, but not one of them looks like a pokemon. They're also all fake.
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>Occult theme starters confirmed

CIRCUSTHEMEFAGS BTFO DENIALFAGS BTFO

Illuminati asscreed owl, alchemist hell cat, and serial rape clown are here to stay.
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>>26364908
It's not as much a pattern as it is a theme for this gen.

>>26364939
How is a serial rape/murderist 'occult?'
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>>26364939
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>>26364974
>He doesn't know about rituals

>>26364993
>Gets this mad about all the funposting that he had to post this
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>>26360790
The thing about these fakemon is that it doesn't matter if they're cool or not. It doesn't matter if you like them or not. They just aren't real and you have to deal with it.
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>>26360790
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I hope it's shiny is black and white with blonde hair
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>>26360790
>Clown theme
Sorry bro, Popplio was doomed from the start
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I don't like the way it stands on its tail. It looks painful.
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>>26365839
For you
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>>26361004
We've had moves like bubble and bubblebeam since gen 1, and you are just now questioning the lethality of bubbles?
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>>26361032
>>>26360998
> but it still has some otter-like traits
Where?
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>>26360790
I'd quit Pokemon for the rest of my days if that shit were anywhere near a real starter.
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>>26368163
whiskers and legs of otter
Head Body and tail of sea lion
Shell armor
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>>26368175
Dont lie
Your stuck with this franchise till you die or when pokemon die
like the rest of us
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the dude who made it came clean on Deviantart, why are people still falling for this?
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>>26368233
because now I know how roothootfags feel and I can't let go
rip Ballio
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>>26361407
>>26361524
jesus christ guys
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>>26364939
fuck you for making me want this

>bill cipher legendary
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>>26368233
Link?
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